The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    the biolizard
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    the pristine white surface of the heavenly shopping mall in mikos dreams that miko cant go in because only real girls are allowed
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    dogs
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    the sensation of absolute and utter aloneness
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    coming alive in the grave
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    you have no mouth and you must scream, so cut yourself a mouth
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    neurotypicals only
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    they dont beat you senseless anymore, they kick you out in the cold and lock the doors.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I re-watched the AVGN's Nintendo World Championships video again

    If you look closely when the Nerd smashes the cartridges, you can see a button cell battery amongst the wreckage of the gold one

    That's because it's actually a Legend of Zelda cart...the real NWC wouldn't have had a battery
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    voiceless in a noisy crowd
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also I love how they had to show the real cartridges and the phony ones in the same shot at the end to keep people from thinking they destroyed the actual rare games
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    conditioned helplessness
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    drugs
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    self harm, a behavior taught to you by the people who run your life
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    heat death of the universe
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Also I love how they had to show the real cartridges and the phony ones in the same shot at the end to keep people from thinking they destroyed the actual rare games

    You know his Dick Tracy video? The Nerd couldn't bring himself to drill the real cartridge, so he used Deadly Towers's as a stunt double.
  • edited 2014-03-23 15:34:17
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Also I love how they had to show the real cartridges and the phony ones in the same shot at the end to keep people from thinking they destroyed the actual rare games

    You know his Dick Tracy video? The Nerd couldn't bring himself to drill the real cartridge, so he used Deadly Towers's as a stunt double.
    Heh, nice.

    The fake gold NWC cartridge was The Legend of Zelda (chosen for obvious reasons) and the fake grey one was some other totally worthless (as in monetary value, not quality) cartridge...I can't remember what, though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A bit of Googling suggests it was Top Gun.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    A bit of Googling suggests it was Top Gun.

    Cheater.  Go to a library, get a book, and do legitimate learning, ya punk.

    Get offa mah lawn, too.  You dang kids and yer internet.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Call me skeptical but I don't think anyone's released books about 2012 Angry Video Game Nerd episodes yet
  • edited 2014-03-23 15:52:42
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    This video game nerd an establishment on yer dumb ewe-toob?  Dumb name, it apparently has more kittens than ewes.

    Back in my day, there was none of this video game nerd junk. We had Leptons, and we were fine with that.  None of these fancy Protons and neutrons you kids have these days.  I miss those seconds.

    And even when protons and neutrons came out, we didn't have this "heavier than lithium" crap.


  • The sadness will last forever.
    Feeling like an outcast
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Going to try to draw again or something.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Feeling like an outcast

    :(

    Going to try to draw again or something.

    Good idea.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Yeah.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    See ya later.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Take care, Sage.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • edited 2014-03-23 16:56:43
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Dang it, Benjamin Franklin.

    IT was a mistake for you to identify vitreous electricity as positive and resinous electricity as negative.  You got it completely backwards, and people are still doing that with the definitions of positive charge and negative charge.  It's because of you that the electron has a negative charge and the proton has a positive charge, when it should be the other way around because that would make so much more sense. 

    It's the electrons that are moved from the one thing to the other; one thing loses electrons and the other gains them.  THe thing that now has more electrons, which has gained, should not be the one referred to as the one with the negative charge.

    But nooooooooo, you were like, the Richard Feynman of the day, and peopel still do your stupid ideas, even the ones you meant as a prank or joke (daylight savings was a joke.  He said something along the lines of, "I woke up in Paris before noon once, and found that the sun actually comes up before noon in Paris!  Nobody knows that!  Parisians never get up before noon!  I mean, there are all these hours of light that we're not even using; instead, we're using candles for light-hours at night.  I did some calculations, and, given the cost of candles, we could save literally millions of pounds.  Obviously, the solution is to change the clocks so that noon is earlier, because ain't no Parisians gonna wake up before twelve on the clock.  Screw good timekeeping, parisians are too lazy to get up before twelve on the clock.  Also, let's blast cannons at sunrise and ring church bells at sunrise and tax people for sleeping in, that'll make everybody oh so very happy and content.").

    At least your "Fart Proudly" essay never caused any institutions.  That would have been terrible.
  • edited 2014-03-23 16:49:05
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • edited 2014-03-23 16:54:15
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Miko said:

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed~

    NOT IN MY GARDEN!  DANG WEEDS!  DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!

    NOT ON MY GOSHADARN WATCH ARE YOU GONNA CHOKE OUT MAH PLANTS!

    KILLTHEMKILLTHEMKILLTHEMDEAD  DESTROY THE ROOTS AND THE SEEDS BEFORE IT SPREADS.

    THIS IS DAHLIA SOIL, NOT WEED-SOIL! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!

    -gardener Aliroz-
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    thread needs more lesbians
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    This thread needs more granodiorite.

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  • kill living beings
    Aliroz said:

    It's the electrons that are moved from the one thing to the other; one thing loses electrons and the other gains them.  THe thing that now has more electrons, which has gained, should not be the one referred to as the one with the negative charge.

    i hate redox terminology as much as anybody, but it's not like he had any way of knowing
  • meanwhile, glenn does not mind using savestates like mad, especially when a game gets annoying.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I also do not mind using savestates like mad

    some games I would not otherwise have completed
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • Someone set up the bomb downstairs.

    They evacuated the building. The bomb squad came and left. And I didn't notice, apparently.
  • Wait, the floor RA sent an e-mail.

    So yeah. Roommate isn't just joshing me then.

    Welp. That's one for 'inadvertently spitting in the face of proper evacuation procedure'. 
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Well shit.

    Glad you're OK, dude.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    It's the electrons that are moved from the one thing to the other; one thing loses electrons and the other gains them.  THe thing that now has more electrons, which has gained, should not be the one referred to as the one with the negative charge.

    i hate redox terminology as much as anybody, but it's not like he had any way of knowing
    Yeah,but still, I wish people would have switched it once they learned it was electrons being transferred.

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Someone set up the bomb downstairs.


    They evacuated the building. The bomb squad came and left. And I didn't notice, apparently.

    Whoa. I'm glad everyone's okay.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    Aliroz said:

    It's the electrons that are moved from the one thing to the other; one thing loses electrons and the other gains them.  THe thing that now has more electrons, which has gained, should not be the one referred to as the one with the negative charge.

    i hate redox terminology as much as anybody, but it's not like he had any way of knowing
    Yeah,but still, I wish people would have switched it once they learned it was electrons being transferred.

    Then you'd have the problem where text written before the switch would essentially be backwards from text written after the switch. It would make everything that much more confusing for the poor guy who has to learn electrical engineering.
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