The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I appreciate the thought put into my address.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    an animu where the women look like women, and not 12-year-olds
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I couldn't think of a funny street name :(
  • I couldn't think of a funny street name :(

    No, I actually thought it was funny.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yay!

    Also I just realized the irony of Central Avenue having trouble thinking street names
  • -insert funny joke here-
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    Inspirational.
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-03-23 03:14:56
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    i do that too

    except I really don't like the one they used there. it's neither aesthetically nor sonically pleasant
  • @Mojave: It didn't work, I fiddled with settings, All the settings
  • @Mojave: It didn't work, I fiddled with settings, All the settings

    That's really dumb.

    Maybe google the problem? I'm not sure what to say :/
  • It's an old tv, basically from the Dark ages.
  • well, the good news is that you don't really need to read anything to progress in the game, but it sucks that you'll miss out on most of the lore :(
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  • well, the good news is that you don't really need to read anything to progress in the game, but it sucks that you'll miss out on most of the lore :(

    So I don't need to know what any of these items do, or why I'm all wrinkly when I die, or what the fire things on the ground are?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    >John Tesh

  • Nickelback - Now here's a question. Nickelback has long been put upon as the worst mainstream band in recent memory. How did they earn this reputation? Well, there are a lot of reasons, so I'll try to enumerate them:

    1. They fucking suck. The most obvious and most important of the reasons is that they are simply a terrible band, and worse than most other bands. Their sheer lack of quality is undeniable and staggering. I have problems with all the other artists you listed, but to even suggest that John Mayer or Kanye West are somehow worse than Nickelback is insanity. Clinical insanity. 

    2. Consistency. Not only do they suck, they ALWAYS suck, in exactly the same way every time. Barring their newest album (in which superproducer Mutt Lange did his best to polish a turd), none of their songs was measurably better or worse than their others. 

    3. Sheer volume. I can honestly think of several worse bands than Nickelback (Hinder, Saving Abel), but none with their sustained popularity. Their popularity has something to do with the backlash, but it's not just people hating them for being popular. It's that their popularity has granted them the opportunity to repeatedly pollute the airwaves day after day after day. Their second major-label album had FIVE singles. The one after that, SEVEN. The newest album has EIGHT. EIGHT FUCKING SINGLES. 

    4. Unsexiness. Nickelback are an ugly, ugly band. Ugly lyrically, ugly sonically, and most of all, ugly visually. The Traveling Wilburys look like the Backstreet Boys next to Nickelback. Chad Kroeger has one of the worst voices in rock and roll, and it's used almost exclusively for moan-y angsty crap about how he misses his girlfriend. It's much like Stanley the Troll in NC's newest review: hideously unattractive and disgustingly weak. 

    So to sum up: They're treated like the worst thing ever because they fucking deserve it. Fuck Nickelback.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Check out life before multi-megapixel smartphone cameras: 


    They both only record at 640x480, and that was 6 years ago almost...
  • edited 2014-03-23 04:10:01
    I loooove the second movement of this.



    Yes, that's a slow first movement, a fast second movement in sonata-allegro form, and a minuet third movement.  It's odd like that.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Funny, I just re-watched that yesterday because I was amused at how poorly it's aged compared to most of Dr. Ashen's videos
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Kexruct said:

    I turn 17 on the 24th, actually.

    I keep thinking you are like 14 or something. >_<
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I do too, lol. 2011 was a formative year for me and so I still tend to think of all my internet friends as being the same age they were then.

    Including you, Miko. :P
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I see. ^_^ You probably still think of me as an eccentric gender-ambiguous teenager instead of a 20-something lady who is... well, still eccentric.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Actually, you're pretty firmly a lady in my mind now, albeit one who's still eccentric ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *clings* ^_^
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Yay

    ^ Sure
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmm, you probably weren't asking me, but, you can be Miko's friend if you like.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    too tired

    typing annoying

    sentence fragments
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The best JRPG is French. The best Zelda game is American. :D
  • I dunno, I think Yume Nikki is better than OFF!

    though I guess you could argue that Yume Nikki isn't a JRPG.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I don't view it as one. ^_^ It is more of an adventure game.
  • The term I sometimes hear is "Surrealist Exploration Game", but it's not in wide use.
  • I personally prefer Anodyne.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Anonus: Marvel isn't better-run than DC. It's just that Marvel got successful with their movies and so they can put out more things. Their business practices are still really bad and they make many questionable decisions.
  • edited 2014-03-23 05:51:29
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh...

    I do kind of wonder what the future of the Disney-Marvel relationship is...

    And wonder why the hell the two big American comics publishers are so poorly-run!
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    They're poorly-run because everything is poorly-run.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • I have discovered a new emotion, I named it after my cat Oreo.
  • I tried to accept fate once, because I wanted absolution from my failures.

    But fate only disempowered other humans in that context.

    Inventions and innovations didn't take place on the merits of person x, etc.

    You know what I mean?

    I have also divined a sacred truth,

    Cave paintings were drawn by people, cave people are terrible artists ok.

    I said it, they were terrible, no details, sense of perspective, no foreshortening.

    Why do people clamour to see these sins against art.

    Pffffffft.
  • Blue period? Way to limit your color palette.

    Pfffft.
  • Why draw a bowl of fruit? Because you're gonna need some food by the time you make a good drawing.

    Ha.

    That's a bad joke, and I mean really bad.

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I had an art teacher who said that when you see a piece of art and say "I could do that," maybe you are right, but the point is that you didn't. ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Mikopoint
  • So I heard God took away all the bees.

    they were found, placed upon the fallen leaves of autumn.

    Bee Leaf.


  • Why do so many words contain the word nest in them?

    Earnest, Honest, Nestle, Con(t)est, nest, Nester, sanest.

    The bees are controlling you! Run for the hills.
  • Also, Bees can fly faster than you can run.

    The fastest land mammal is the porcipoofer, the slowest male namel is the Sonic the Pedgefog.

    Cheetah was banned from tournament play.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    bee~~~



    (disclaimer: that vid is a TAS)

    But this one is not a TAS! :D


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