The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    congratulations

    :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • happy birthday, and congrats on being an old fart
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How old are you this year? 17?

    Only one more year until you can watch Imi post pictures of topless women! :P
  • kill living beings
    MetaFour said:

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    this would seem so much more profound to me if it wasn't on a dorm room down the ahll
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Imi has now finished Metroid Fusion

    that was a strange one, by Metroid standards
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Samus I'm not authorizing using the Varia Suit yet because heat protection might be too dangerous while you're running through lava.
  • YOU DIDN'T SUCK MY DICK AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO BURN WOMAN

    actual metroid game quote
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    goddammit, that's a different one entirely
  • anyone remember that yaoi visual novel i started doing a lets read of but then gave up on?
  • edited 2014-03-23 02:13:44



    this would seem so much more profound to me if it wasn't on a dorm room down the ahll

    you get to live in a dorm?

    1. aren't you a grad student?  you get grad housing?
    2. and people are actually vaguely social enough to post things on their doors?

    what is this madness
  • edited 2014-03-23 02:13:11
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^no
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    anyone remember that yaoi visual novel i started doing a lets read of but then gave up on?

    oh yeah
  • anyone remember that yaoi visual novel i started doing a lets read of but then gave up on?

    is that the one where you pillow fort pillow fort pillow fort the dog?
  • yeah that one

    but like it isn't a dog it's a part of the protagonist's mind in the body of a robot dog and later in the body of his clone twin brother (kinda?)
  • I will do a murder on you
  • Tre said:

    I will do a murder on you

    you'll cowards don't even smoke crack
  • I turn 17 on the 24th, actually.
  • *plays Happy Birthday on the didgeridoo*
  • still, congrats

    I forget that you're only a couple of months younger than I am sometimes
  • Tre said:

    still, congrats

    I forget that you're only a couple of months younger than I am sometimes

    GEE THANKS
  • Kexruct said:

    Tre said:

    still, congrats

    I forget that you're only a couple of months younger than I am sometimes

    GEE THANKS
    YOU WON'T WANT TO BE OLDER WHEN YOU GET OLDER THE SECOND YOU TURN 20 EVERYONE SUDDENLY WANTS THINGS FROM YOU
  • also, I'm annoyed

    My brother has been on my computer playing Payday 2 for roughly 4 hours now

    This computer being one that my best friend built with the expresses purpose of my gaming needs, is housed in my room, uses my Steam account and FOR FRAK'S SAKE PLAY IT ON THE PS3 UGH
  • Enter Viper and “You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack,” which the Chicago Reader highlighted last week both for its idiosyncratic sonics and creative approach to grammar. It’s a title that demands attention but it’s also a hell of a trip, a hypnotic anchor oozing with ominous, sluggish menace via Viper’s tar pit bubble of a voice and that glitchy, needle-stuck-on-the-record “beat.” (Sort of like SALEM, but without all of the authenticity issues.) 
  • Tre said:

    also, I'm annoyed

    My brother has been on my computer playing Payday 2 for roughly 4 hours now

    This computer being one that my best friend built with the expresses purpose of my gaming needs, is housed in my room, uses my Steam account and FOR FRAK'S SAKE PLAY IT ON THE PS3 UGH

    I could message him the entire lyrics of "Hard Out Here" by Three Six Mafia if you want.
  • Enter Viper and “You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack,” which the Chicago Reader highlighted last week both for its idiosyncratic sonics and creative approach to grammar. It’s a title that demands attention but it’s also a hell of a trip, a hypnotic anchor oozing with ominous, sluggish menace via Viper’s tar pit bubble of a voice and that glitchy, needle-stuck-on-the-record “beat.” (Sort of like SALEM, but without all of the authenticity issues.) 
    who's Salem
  • also this is right after having waited 2 hours to eat at a restaurant earlier tonight

    basically, tonight has just been "Tre waits inexplicably long periods of time for things" and it's growing irksome
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-03-23 02:43:29
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    I could message him the entire lyrics of "Hard Out Here" by Three Six Mafia if you want.

    it's OK

    I don't need any crusades called upon my Steam account, but thanks for the offer
  • Tre said:


    I could message him the entire lyrics of "Hard Out Here" by Three Six Mafia if you want.

    it's OK

    I don't need any crusades called upon my Steam account, but thanks for the offer
    I really just want an excuse to textbomb someone with the entire lyrics to a Three Six Mafia song unsolicited, to tell the truth.
  • Enter Viper and “You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack,” which the Chicago Reader highlighted last week both for its idiosyncratic sonics and creative approach to grammar. It’s a title that demands attention but it’s also a hell of a trip, a hypnotic anchor oozing with ominous, sluggish menace via Viper’s tar pit bubble of a voice and that glitchy, needle-stuck-on-the-record “beat.” (Sort of like SALEM, but without all of the authenticity issues.) 
    who's Salem
    prolly like the most famous Witch House act back when that was a thing. mainly because they had a google-able band name and actual physical CDs you could buy

  • also they worked w/ lil b

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The longest I've ever waited to eat at a restaurant was about...3 hours, I think?

    It was in the aftermath of the massive ice storm on 23 December 2004. The storm had knocked out power to huge portions of the city, including my family's house, so we went to Max & Erma's for dinner because we couldn't cook anything at home...and so did everyone else in the neighborhood, more or less. It was the busiest I've ever seen a restaurant.
  • fat dudley

    sickly sam

    the sneak
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-03-23 02:50:21
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    Our wait was long because I bought a Groupon with my mom's money to a hibachi style steakhouse that just so happened to have fired one of its 3 chefs on duty on the busiest possible night

    We would've come on another night if our Groupon wasn't redeemed in advance of the payment but we did it early so my mom, my aunt and I toughed out the wait
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We ended up spending the night at my grandparents' house, since their neighborhood still had electricity.

    Getting there was quite a challenge, too...we were all packed into a tiny Chevy Prizm, the roads were in terrible shape, and about half the traffic lights between our house and Grandpa's were without power.
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-03-23 02:52:26
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    Also my bro is lucky that I like the music in Payday because I'm honestly just kind of internally "ecch"-ing otherwise

    this mission he's doing is literally taking eons
  • edited 2014-03-23 02:52:03
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^^ Dang...was the food good, at least?
  • kill living beings

    you get to live in a dorm?

    lmao
    Tre said:

    aren't you a grad student?

    lmao
    Tre said:

    and people are actually vaguely social enough to post things on their doors?

    etc
  • kill living beings
    it's kind of awesome how bad i am at quoteblocks
  • This mail post me has presents no right subliminal now messages.
  • Yeah, I'm waiting on my leftovers to cool off now

    I'm actually a huge fan of the restaurant, they were just having a rough night (we buy the Groupons fairly frequently and the wait isn't ever that extraordinary).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    --- CENTRALIA ROYAL POST ---

    SHIP TO:
    KEXRUCT
    999 CUTXERK LANE
    TENNESSEE, USA

    PACKING LIST:
    • BROKEN GAME BOY COLOR - QTY. 1
    • PACK OF CHEAP BUBBLEQUM - QTY. 1
    • AMERICAN PENNIES - QTY. 3
    • PHOTOGRAPH OF JOHN TESH - QTY. 1
    --- NEXT DAY PEGASUS ---

    Happy now?
  • Happier than you could ever know.
  • the photograph of John Tesh is really what makes it.
  • im gonna go to sleeeeep

    night yall
  • Also why in frickety fracking shit did you send me a picture of John Tesh
  • AT LAST

    he finally gave up
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