The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    there's that phrase 'too autistic' again

    i'm going to say no
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well then

    I imagine the particular police car that Princess Alice is taking for a joyride as such:

    It's a black Ford Crown Victoria. I'm not sure exactly what model year, but all of them from 1998 onward pretty much looked the same, so it's one of those.

    It has a graphic of a Royal Highway Patrol badge on the door, with the word "ROYAL" above it and the words "HIGHWAY PATROL" below it. On the rear, it just says "HIGHWAY PATROL".

    It has an all-blue light bar. This one's an older car, so it has an older, chunkier light bar instead of a slim LED one.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > type "lol i" on smartphone
    > next word suggested is "bestiality"

    I...what? I'm sure it's feeding me things I typed before, but (a) usually it knows enough grammar not to follow "I" with a noun, and (b) I can't remember why or when I would have ever typed "bestiality" on this phone
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Do you ever just completely blank on something you've known for years?


    I had to Google "News Corporation executive" a few minutes ago because I could not for the life of me remember Rupert Murdoch's name
    for a period of several weeks I could not remember the name of the bass player in Sonic Youth*, and I refused to look it up

    I was all, "you MUST remember this for me, brain, you have no choice"

    *Kim Gordon
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    wtf she didn't even kill anything
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    everything she killed was off camera
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    violence doesn't solve anything
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    there was a time when I thought The Sound of Music was from MGM

    then I found out it was from 20th Century Fox, which was kind of like MGM
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    *erases myself*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tachyon said:

    *erases myself*

    *brings you back*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    :o

    *flees*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you shall become who you are
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    those people forgot to get dressed
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    there was a post on a blog someone (Forsythe?) linked ages back that talked about 'white women's tears'

    about how when white women get called out on their bullshit they cry and then the person who called them out is the bad guy

    i guess i'm kind of like that when confronted on something bothersome i'm doing

    i get upset and make posts about how upset i am
  • i am a real kitty
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i wish i was a real kitty sometimes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    SNAP BACK TO REALITY

    OH THERE GOES GRAVITY
  • > type "lol i" on smartphone

    > next word suggested is "bestiality"

    I...what? I'm sure it's feeding me things I typed before, but (a) usually it knows enough grammar not to follow "I" with a noun, and (b) I can't remember why or when I would have ever typed "bestiality" on this phone
    it's sending a subtle message

    it's comparing pedophilia to bestiality
  • edited 2014-03-22 23:24:01
    > want to reply to someone's mention of a mummy
    > want to cite Akmodan from the Castlevania series
    > forget that "Akmodan" exists, only remember that "Akmodan the [something]th" exists
    > look up "Akmodan" in wikipedia just to check whether it's an actual name of a pharaoh
    > find out that it's not, but just redirects to super castlevania iv
    > do a page search to find out whether that boss name is actually in the page itself rather than just a redirect (it's not)
    > remember the name "Akmodan IV" for some reason
    > forget whether that's the name of my dream Castlevania fangame's version of Akmodan or whether that's the name of Akmodan in Symphony of the Night or...
    > remember the SotN Akmodan is Akmodan II
    > remember that I picked out "Akmodan IV" because Esco1979 had already used "Akmodan II" and "Akmodan III" for his twin mummies edit on the Akmodan II boss battle in SotN
    > immediately go to youtube to look up Akmodan II and III boss battle
    > be amazed by it again
    > join IRC just to tell everyone a cool idea i have: that instead of just making the room so tiny and putting two mummies in it, make the room as big as the original 2Hx2W room and then MAKE ONE OF THE MUMMIES WALK ON THE CEILING (and expand their attacks)
    > somehow end up watching a Games Done Quick speedrun of Richter beating all the bosses
    > about 35 minutes passes (run time 32:06)
    > come back to HH and waste another 10 minutes writing up a post about all this

    Hmm.  I wonder why I get nothing done.
  • Tachyon said:

    i've had that

    not that specific case, but i definitely know the feeling

    Same.
  • update on my iPhone: i now have a game featuring wee pugilist kittens
  • edited 2014-03-22 23:32:32
    Pizza Dog
    Is it controversial to call God white? Like it was with Santa Claus?




  • Well, I have Dark Souls 2... and my tv is so crappy that i can't even read a single word of text on the game.

    >Unplayable.


  • The sadness will last forever.
    The vibe of indifference
  • Well, I have Dark Souls 2... and my tv is so crappy that i can't even read a single word of text on the game.

    >Unplayable.

    try fiddling with the resolution or the contrast.

    Is it controversial to call God white? Like it was with Santa Claus?


    calling God white would be at best nonsensical. Since it's impossible for a higher-order being who is not human to be a specific kind of human.

    Santa Claus isn't so different in that respect actually, since he's a fictional character there is no "wrong" way to portray him as long as he is identifiable as Santa Claus.

    Of course you have people who argue that since Santa Claus is based off of St. Nicholas who was white* then Santa Claus should be white too, but that's genuinely ridiculous.

    *this is fucking wrong, by the way, Turkish people aren't white.
  • i was going back through my tumblr likes and i needed to post this again

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • i was going back through my tumblr likes and i needed to post this again


    image
    well done
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't know why this exchange amused me, but it did:

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  • image
    STILL my favorite thing.
  • edited 2014-03-23 01:12:43
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    If Mai is defeated first instead of Yuki:

    (also it's slow because Normal mode)


  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Even in the early days, Alice could be scary~

  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Jesus became human. So do Jews count as white or not?

    The correct answer is this is a stupid question.
  •  Oh, hey, Harry Houdini, Tommy Hilfiger, Peyton Manning, Steve McQueen, Alyson Hannigon, Nivea, and R. L. Ermey's birthday is tomorrow.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yay, I figured out how the heater is plumbed on the van, finally...that means I can reconfigure it to disable the rear heat, which hasn't worked in years. Also, I found a source for the rollover valve we suspect has failed, though I need to drop the tank to see if it's actually bad, or if there's just a pinched hose someplace or something.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    I think it's broken
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    image
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    o dang they be gettin schooled by Jesus
  • So.

    I had this weird realization somewhere in the middle of watching that Marisa fight.  I nodded off, then had a realization, then forgot it as I awoke again.

    Damnit.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *pat pat*
  • Kexruct said:

     Oh, hey, Harry Houdini, Tommy Hilfiger, Peyton Manning, Steve McQueen, Alyson Hannigon, Nivea, and R. L. Ermey's birthday is tomorrow.

    Harry Potter, Tommy Wiseau, Bradley Manning, Lightning McQueen, Allison Whittington, IKEA, and R. L. Stine
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmm, I suppose Yuki looks like Mari a little, but that is Yuki. ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I passed my third year in tsundere and now I am a licensed moe animu. UwU
  • Kexruct said:

     Oh, hey, Harry Houdini, Tommy Hilfiger, Peyton Manning, Steve McQueen, Alyson Hannigon, Nivea, and R. L. Ermey's birthday is tomorrow.

    Harry Potter, Tommy Wiseau, Bradley Manning, Lightning McQueen, Allison Whittington, IKEA, and R. L. Stine
    ...and one very special Nobody!
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