The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    It's fun
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Uh..I dunno what to say now
  • You should congratulate me on my brand new phone!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Congratulations on your brand new phone!
  • Tachyon said:

    Congratulations on your brand new phone!


  • welcome to cool phone crew
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tachyon said:

    Congratulations on your brand new phone!


  • I even have a tiny mobile data plan so I can heap 24/7
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Death to the phone. Complete annihilation of the device. Lues.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Phones are lame
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    >:(
  • flipphones are better

    the only reason flipphones are not the best is because they frequently don't have SD or microSD slots
  • is it bad that i worry that by annoying people people on an internet forum i sully the good name of my avatar character?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i have a flip phone

    it's old but it does what i want it to do (calls and texts) so i've not felt the need to replace it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    is it bad that i worry that by annoying people people on an internet forum i sully the good name of my avatar character?

    bad?  no

    but it's kind of a silly thing to worry about
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Die the death. Great equaliser is the death.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I'm posting from my new iPhone!

    aaaah you've joined team ios

    my bestest friend is on the opposite side of the meaningless rivalry i made up :(
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tachyon said:


    Is there context for this?




    No, I was just cranky then. Feeling much better now.
  • but there are more than two sides

    there is the iOS side, the windows phone side, the android side, and the "don't even have a smartphone" side

    which one is the opposite
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I'm posting from my new iPhone!

    aaaah you've joined team ios

    my bestest friend is on the opposite side of the meaningless rivalry i made up :(
    But I thought I was your bestest friend, and I'm on Team Android
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can have more than one bestest friend, silly boy!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    @Aliroz Glad you're feeling better.
  • the seer is a long-ass album
  • edited 2014-03-22 18:51:12
    ^ i want to apply the xkcd ass-side hyphen-switch to that, because it would be funny, but it would be disrespectful.

    yntkt

    edit: that process needs a good name.  maybe Xkcd Ass-Side HyphEN-Switch = XASHENS.  pronounced "ex-ASH-ens".  or maybe "xashen switch".  (maybe "x-ass hyphen switch"?  though that's starting to get long.)  (though that does kinda illustrate the structure...)

    edit: "x-ass hyphen switch" it is.

    repost:

    ^ i want to apply the x-ass hyphen switch to that, because it would be funny, but it would be disrespectful.

    yntkt
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    XASHENS.
    *beep beep, beep beep, beep boop* Hello!
  • edited 2014-03-22 19:07:18
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-03-22 19:38:31
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    My two immediate best male/female friends respectively use Android and iOS

    I'm an Android guy as far as my phone is concerned but I like my iPod touch even though it's aging pretty badly (the sooner Apple introduces a new version, the better-- I had a second generation model and I have the fourth, so now I'm just waiting on the sixth)
  • what my boyfriend asked for: a poster to advertise the critical mass bike ride we are doing

    what he got: a drawing of a duck and a peregrine falcon riding a tandem bike
  • sunn wolf said:

    what my boyfriend asked for: a poster to advertise the critical mass bike ride we are doing


    what he got: a drawing of a duck and a peregrine falcon riding a tandem bike
    You gave him more than he asked for, IMO.
  • WOO. Finally done with school. Time to play Dark Souls.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Android is far from perfect, but I like that it gives me a greater level of control than iOS devices. I can sideload apps and flash custom roms and do all this sort of tinkering...
  • Android is far from perfect, but I like that it gives me a greater level of control than iOS devices. I can sideload apps and flash custom roms and do all this sort of tinkering...

    Yeah, that's my main draw toward it too, honestly

    iOS has the advantage of a more coherent experience across devices and a fuller app ecosystem but Android's inherently more customizable nature makes it very attractive for those who prefer their experiences to be unique.

    Also, Holo > iOS 6 and 7's interfaces
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Grand Theft Auto is kind of hilarious sometimes

    My brother was playing and he had a car on the back of a tow truck

    Then he tried to make a u-turn over some railroad tracks

    And a freight train came by and ripped the car clean off the truck
  • Apple and I will never be allies.

    We were once, but my sister took the iPod for her own, and we were forever combatants.

    ...me and Apple, I mean. My sister and I are tight.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Apple and Pixar lover right here

    well, I don't like iOS devices much, but still
  • I love Apple and Pixar but I'm not specifically loyal to the death with either of them
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    I love Apple and Pixar but I'm not specifically loyal to the death with either of them

    Same.
  • edited 2014-03-22 20:28:54
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sometimes I feel that in order to properly like animation I must side with Pixar and Disney at all times and be wanting DreamWorks Animation to burn to the ground

    and feel weird for not feeling this way...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're thinking in terms of black and white again

    Not everything has to be that way
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't think that at all

    to me that would suggest a very strong preference for Disney, probably to the point of blind fandom
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Not to mention: "properly" like animation? Who decides what the "right" way to like animation is?
  • edited 2014-03-22 20:44:21
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why does the symbol on the PS3's eject button point inwards?

    image

    It's not a "push the disc back into the drive" button...
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    because the symbol has been so abstracted from its original meaning that it exists atomically as an 'eject' symbol for many, and was used here without consideration of any further connotations it might have
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    We're used to seeing the eject button point upwards, so if it pointed the other way around, it would look aesthetically awkward.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fair enough.

    It still drives that little autistic part of me mad, though. :P
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • edited 2014-03-22 21:13:38
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do you ever just completely blank on something you've known for years?

    I had to Google "News Corporation executive" a few minutes ago because I could not for the life of me remember Rupert Murdoch's name
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i've had that

    not that specific case, but i definitely know the feeling
  • edited 2014-03-22 21:23:22
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    does having a vivid mental image of my imaginary country's highway patrol cars mean i'm too autistic
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