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Imipolex G · 2014-03-19 21:32:23

per aspera ad inferi

nohaynicklibre · 2014-03-19 21:33:38

Sweet, thwa21840or is online, he is my favorite poster

nohaynicklibre · 2014-03-19 21:33:49

fu fu fu

Tachyon · 2014-03-19 21:35:21

Fossilmaiden said:
Don't force your memeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

your 'me me'?

(for real tho your post made me grin)

Imipolex G · 2014-03-19 21:36:23

diagonal

MetaFour · 2014-03-19 21:36:38

Them think them beat the system but the system it a win.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-19 21:37:46

Central Avenue said:

Anonus said:
you feel defective too often
I do?

Did you mean detective?

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-03-19 21:37:55

Salix Babylonika · 2014-03-19 21:38:42

MetaFour · 2014-03-19 21:42:08

But I don't know where the unity's gone. Consciousness gone wrong.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-03-19 21:42:59

I have far too much stuff to do and far too little motivation to do it.

MetaFour · 2014-03-19 21:44:21

Jungle bass. Jungle drums. Jungle music, jungle treble, jungle music, jungle bass.

Fossilmaiden · 2014-03-19 21:45:49

The true protagonist of KLK is actually Mako. This is indisputable fact.

MetaFour · 2014-03-19 21:51:08

Peel off the plastic, forget the name. We are all different but same same.

Imipolex G · 2014-03-19 21:52:44

plastic people

oh baby, now you're such a drag

MetaFour · 2014-03-19 21:56:08

It's the Armegideon in London, England.

MetaFour · 2014-03-19 22:00:21

You better say No to the Mark of the Beast. You better say No the the microchip.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-03-19 22:01:05

MetaFour · 2014-03-19 22:06:52

I've listened to almost every version of "What Time Is Love?" and I'm no closer to an answer than I was before.

lee4hmz · 2014-03-19 22:08:36

I'm watching a YTP with Phantom Menace footage in it, and I just realised something about the prequels, although I've been suspecting something similar for a while:

They're video game movies. Specifically, it seems like they wrote the N64/PSX tie-in game first, then tried to base a movie around it. The wooden acting, the gratuitous setpieces, the seeming lack of any sort of reason for things to be happening aside from giving you Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan something to fight...it's like they decided the original Resident Evil (the game) was a good model to follow.

lee4hmz · 2014-03-19 22:10:08

"You were almost a Amidala sandwich" just doesn't have the same ring to it, though. :P

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-03-19 22:10:30

I rarely see action movies (or movies in general) but when I see action movies I do think about how similar they are to blockbuster video games. And, uhhhhh... vice versa. ^_^;

MetaFour · 2014-03-19 22:10:50

That said, in terms of visuals and cinematography Episode I feels more like the original trilogy than Episode II or III did.

lee4hmz · 2014-03-19 22:15:38

Yeah. Episode II was a mess....more like a Sci-Fi Original than something Lucas would have spent all that time and money making. Episode III tried its best to have some pathos, but what little sympathy you get for anything that happens is from its connections to the original trilogy.

Section42L · 2014-03-19 22:22:54

I am the fly on the wall. My prying eyes are looking through your bottom drawer.

I just came flying through your door. You didn't notice that your number had been called.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-03-19 23:27:50

Tachyon · 2014-03-19 23:33:12

http://io9.com/finally-a-movie-based-on-the-classic-anti-d-d-screed-1547477697

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-19 23:35:22

> Mark of the Beast

Johnny of the Beast
Jack of the Beast
Luke of the Beast
Paul of the Beast
George of the Beast
Godfrey of the Beast
Jeffrey of the Beast
Gabe of the Beast
Robin of the Beast
Dave of the Beast
Nicholas of the Beast
Adam of the Beast
Joe of the Beast (coffee)
Scott of the Beast
Rodney of the Beast
Elwyn of the Beast
Ted of the Beast
Carl of the Beast
Gaylord of the Beast
Kerry of the Beast
Daniel of the Beast
Damien of the Beast
Darien of the Beast
Erick of the Beast
Horace of the Beast
Jasper of the Beast

Obā-san · 2014-03-19 23:37:29

MY HAIR IS TOUCHING MY EARS >:/

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-19 23:37:35

> dock harder

dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock dock

Yarrun XIX · 2014-03-19 23:40:56

Kiss le speaker wire.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-03-19 23:42:36

Odradek said:
So, at the end of Issue One of my current story, the main character has been injured by various fights with Mooks and also a Giant Space Flea From Nowhere. He then gets into a fight with the Big Bad (of issue one). My problem is that the main character doesn't have enough health potions to recover enough health to win this last fight. Furthermore, it's absolutely vital for the plot of future Issues that he win this fight, because he gets his Yandere girlfriend as a Random Drop at the end of the fight, completing the Battle Couple. So how should I fix the discrepancy?

The solutions I've thought of so far are:

*Increase the main character's number of starting health potions (but I don't think his family could really afford more, he is impoverished, after all)
*Have him find a Deus Ex Machina Infinity Plus One Sword by random luck (but it'd have to be a one-time-use item or else it'd mess up the battles in future issues!)
*Maybe the main character can keep grinding on random Mooks longer and get more health potions first?

Any help is absolutely appreciated; this story is really close to my heart.

I refuse to understand why you put all those capitalized words in there.

I know there's a reason for it, but I don't want to understand it.

Odradek · 2014-03-19 23:46:05

Yarrun XIX said:

Odradek said:
So, at the end of Issue One of my current story, the main character has been injured by various fights with Mooks and also a Giant Space Flea From Nowhere. He then gets into a fight with the Big Bad (of issue one). My problem is that the main character doesn't have enough health potions to recover enough health to win this last fight. Furthermore, it's absolutely vital for the plot of future Issues that he win this fight, because he gets his Yandere girlfriend as a Random Drop at the end of the fight, completing the Battle Couple. So how should I fix the discrepancy?

The solutions I've thought of so far are:

*Increase the main character's number of starting health potions (but I don't think his family could really afford more, he is impoverished, after all)
*Have him find a Deus Ex Machina Infinity Plus One Sword by random luck (but it'd have to be a one-time-use item or else it'd mess up the battles in future issues!)
*Maybe the main character can keep grinding on random Mooks longer and get more health potions first?

Any help is absolutely appreciated; this story is really close to my heart.
I refuse to understand why you put all those capitalized words in there.

I know there's a reason for it, but I don't want to understand it.

It's a copypaste.

Obā-san · 2014-03-19 23:46:45

guys i am having a shitty time of it and would really appreciate not having to read stupid internet dribble for a while

Tachyon · 2014-03-19 23:47:30

i think i've had this, last year

i couldn't move, and there was this weird light coming through my curtains, and a whooshing noise

then my room was full of these weird creatures, and then it wasn't my room, and there were bright lights and things zipping about, and i couldn't move or focus on any of them

there was this man right by my bed, this little, ugly man with no hair and a triangular head, and huge, round eyes that were black and shiny. he definitely wasn't human. i looked him in the face and he said something in an unfamiliar language, and then he was gone and the room was dark and i could move again

the scary part was that it didn't feel like a dream at all, it looked 3D and realistic and i could remember the whole time quite clearly, and i still can

at the time i honestly thought it was aliens, but i was too scared to say so to anyone... eventually i figured it must have been a weirdly vivid dream

but i bet it was this

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-19 23:47:48

Those capitalized things would be TV Tropes page titles. >:(

Can we stop sniping at TVT, please.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-03-19 23:49:56

Yon Assassin said:
guys i am having a shitty time of it and would really appreciate not having to read stupid internet dribble for a while

Tachyon · 2014-03-19 23:50:45

we could, Glenn, but when tropers say stupid things like that it's kind of funny

i want to be charitable and say the story in question presumably takes place inside a video game, but the quote doesn't make any indication that this is the case so idk

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-19 23:51:40

Tachyon said:
then my room was full of these weird creatures

For some reason you're making me think of alebrijes.

Tachyon · 2014-03-19 23:51:53

am i posting stupid internet dribble?

i'm sorry, i'll stop

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-19 23:52:41

Tachyon said:
we could, Glenn, but when tropers say stupid things like that it's kind of funny

I don't know about you, but I find it neither funny nor rage-inducing. Maybe a slight tinge of embarrassment, but that's about it.

Tachyon · 2014-03-19 23:52:41

glennmagusharvey said:

Tachyon said:
then my room was full of these weird creatures
For some reason you're making me think of alebrijes.

i don't know what those are

they were all different shapes, and they were glowing

they reminded me of the drawings in Yume Nikki more than anything else

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-19 23:53:30

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alebrije

colorful fantasy monsters from Mexican cultural tradition. the product of a crazed dream.

Hexartes · 2014-03-19 23:53:36

Seems to be a rather silly story, as people on the internet are wont to make. Nothing to see here.

Tachyon · 2014-03-19 23:54:50

they had eyes like those

but they didn't resemble IRL animals at all

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-03-19 23:55:09

omg that copypaste is (SHOCKINGLY) actually funny. It made me giggle.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-19 23:57:20

possibly controversial statement:

i could potentially take a lot of things any of you or various other people have said, and pick them apart, and mock them thoroughly.

it's surprisingly easy to mock any amount of text.

no, i'm not going to do it. but just saying that it's entirely possible for me to take anything i see that i don't like and start mocking it.

Misery · 2014-03-19 23:57:30

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-03-19 23:57:48

I got my yandere girlfriend as a random drop from battling the giant space flea from nowhere. UwU

Hexartes · 2014-03-19 23:58:09

But from where I stand it seems like we're just sort of laughing at someone and it seems really mean spirited. Like, do we know anything about this guy? For all we know he was fourteen when he wrote this.

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