The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    you feel defective too often

    I do?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yes.
  • CA you are not defective
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    CA you are not defective


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sony is moving forward with Ghostbusters 3

    This is the umpteenth time this thing has been "a go"...
  • Tachyon said:

    CA you are not defective



  • Tachyon said:

    CA you are not defective


    Tachyon said:

    CA you are not defective


    Tachyon said:

    CA you are not defective



  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I sure feel defective, though

    Why am I always so clueless about things other people seem to understand?

    As for Ghostbusters 3: It will feel weird without Ramis...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It is weird that Sony's pressing on with it

    But Ghostbusters is pretty much the only property of value they own outright...
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Why am I always so clueless about things other people seem to understand?

    i am extremely familiar with this feeling

    i think it comes with being still young, but not that young anymore

    maybe
  • but it will still have bill murray

    it just occured to me that bill murray is in like every wes anderson film and me and vash are going to have a wes anderson marathon when i visit him

    hopefully bill will be more tolerable in wes anderson movies than he is normally 
  • Why am I always so clueless about things other people seem to understand?
    Grah, I know this feeling. That and "Why am I so bad at doing things that come naturally to everyone else" and "How the fuck am I going to get into college" and "How will I ever do something I enjoy?" and I'm going to stop before I give myself an existential crisis.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    but it will still have bill murray


    it just occured to me that bill murray is in like every wes anderson film and me and vash are going to have a wes anderson marathon when i visit him

    hopefully bill will be more tolerable in wes anderson movies than he is normally 
    i'm pretty sure he's not going to be in this one

    his refusal to do it is why it hasn't been made yet
  • Sometimes I make myself sad.
  • I am an easily overwhelmed child.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    *hug*

    if it helps any, i can relate to everything you said there, and i was accepted into college
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    *hug*

    if it helps any, i can relate to everything you said there, and i was accepted into college


  • edited 2014-03-19 15:26:59
    Thanks...

    But, great, that line of thought has lead me to thinking about religion and how afraid I am of dying and that's uh not a very easy fix, I don't think. 
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Bill Murrailey.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    instead of thinking about death, watch this video of a wolf getting belly rubs



  • Introduction to Poetry
    I ask them to take a poem
    and hold it up to the light
    like a color slide
    or press an ear against its hive.
    I say drop a mouse into a poem
    and watch him probe his way out,
    or walk inside the poem's room
    and feel the walls for a light switch.
    I want them to waterski
    across the surface of a poem
    waving at the author's name on the shore.
    But all they want to do
    is tie the poem to a chair with rope
    and torture a confession out of it.
    They begin beating it with a hose
    to find out what it really means.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image

    boop
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I dreamed my family owned a small farm in a suburban area and we moved into a house there.

    The farm was along a busy four-lane suburban road, right next to a mall. I was disappointed because you had to walk out and around to get between the farm and the mall, since there were fences separating the part where the two properties met.

    Eventually I found a back door from the mall that led to a gate where I could get onto the farm. A mall security guard stopped me and tried to tell me the farm's owners were strict about trespassing. Rather than explaining that my family did own the farm, for whatever reason, I just started berating her and telling her to leave me alone. Dream logic, I suppose.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I dreamed my family owned a small farm in a suburban area and we moved into a house there.

    The farm was along a busy four-lane suburban road, right next to a mall. I was disappointed because you had to walk out and around to get between the farm and the mall, since there were fences separating the part where the two properties met.

    Eventually I found a back door from the mall that led to a gate where I could get onto the farm. A mall security guard stopped me and tried to tell me the farm's owners were strict about trespassing. Rather than explaining that my family did own the farm, for whatever reason, I just started berating her and telling her to leave me alone. Dream logic, I suppose.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I dreamed my family owned a small farm in a suburban area and we moved into a house there.

    The farm was along a busy four-lane suburban road, right next to a mall. I was disappointed because you had to walk out and around to get between the farm and the mall, since there were fences separating the part where the two properties met.

    Eventually I found a back door from the mall that led to a gate where I could get onto the farm. A mall security guard stopped me and tried to tell me the farm's owners were strict about trespassing. Rather than explaining that my family did own the farm, for whatever reason, I just started berating her and telling her to leave me alone. Dream logic, I suppose.
  • me and my mom are going to be making some KNOCKOFF DESIGNER CLOTHES ^w^


    eeeeeeeee
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Just had to have it a third time, eh@

    Stupid browser
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Practicing to run away from everything in life.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I'm winning the Running Away From Your Problems Olympics.
  • image

    this jacket is the item of clothing in question.

    i'd buy it but it costed 1200 dollars and it's from s/s 2012 so it's not being made anymore

    plus i need clothes making practice and this seems pretty doable
  • plus i'm p sure they never made it in my size
  • Introduction to Poetry
    I ask them to take a poem
    and hold it up to the light
    like a color slide
    or press an ear against its hive.
    I say drop a mouse into a poem
    and watch him probe his way out,
    or walk inside the poem's room
    and feel the walls for a light switch.
    I want them to waterski
    across the surface of a poem
    waving at the author's name on the shore.
    But all they want to do
    is tie the poem to a chair with rope
    and torture a confession out of it.
    They begin beating it with a hose
    to find out what it really means.
    a hose? do people get tortured with hoses? is that a thing?
  • okay. now i can read the poem without the hose distracting me to all hell
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • I'm starting to get angry about how much poetry I don't write these days.

    write a poem about it
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Cracked has an article on being transgender today.

    :o
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Pressing the panic button
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Ghostbusters 3 is gonna be Winston training a new generation of Ghostbusters or something.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Tales of Privilege Checking
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    contrary to popular belief privilege is not an inherently funny word
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Tales of Forums
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It is still hard to not be pissed off about that wonderful HRT cockblock. Like ok, new psychiatrist wants to know about my entire history, wants to know about my sexuality, my sexual experience, my past mental illness, dares to question my future sex life after a surgery, doesn't like that I have a lesbian gf, can't get rid of the assumption that I'm so depressed that I'm out of my mind and making a rash decision to get my penis chopped up, doesn't understand why I imagine myself this way, thinks that it's me being confused with unrelated body issues... and then informs me that LOL NOPE, I'm not reeeeaaaaaalllllllly a lady. I WAS/AM SO PISSED OFF. FUCK. YOU. I DON'T KNOW YOU. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM. WHY DOES MY ENDO HATE ME SO MUCH. WHY AM I NOT FEMININE ENOUGH. WHY IS THIS "PROCESS" IMPOSSIBLE AND CIRCULAR. WHY ARE THEY NEVER SATISFIED. WAS DRAINING HALF OF MY BLOOD AND GROPING MY BODY AND FORCING ME TO SPEND MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS JUMPING THROUGH INTENTIONALLY OBLIQUE HOOPS NOT ENOUGH. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE THAT I DESERVE ESTROGEN.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I give no fucks about this new job because the only thing that makes me want to be alive is being with my gf.

    I am such a brat. w/e
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that doesn't make you a brat, not at all
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    My hair is going to fall out and I am going to get tall and burly and have a veritable wild forest of body hair and a huge beard and a giant rock-hard penis that won't get out of the way and then I will be like 80 years old when I finally enough money to force a doctor to administer hormones but I will still be refused because I will be on my deathbed and then I will deeply regret not killing myself before and, not deserving a dignified death, I will shave off all my body hair and castrate myself and slit my wrists and jump out of a 5th floor window to my death.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I bet no one says anything because they think that I don't deserve the treatment I want. U.U Maybe I don't. But still, it makes me want to die. It really does. It's like puberty again, except worse because I came out and it only caused problems.
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