More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
~4,600,000,000 BC - the gods create Earth.
Paleozoic era - life in the ocean is born ~542,000,000 BC and fights one another, tainting the pure ocean.
Paleozoic to Cenozoic eras - life advances onto the pure land and mostly destroys itself ~374,000,000 BC, tainting the land. From the few surviving species, humans emerge ~200,000 BC.
? - the keystone is pulled to create heaven, destroying all life on Earth in the Permian-Triassic extinction event of ~252,000,000 BC.
~25,000,000 BC - Izanagi-no-mikoto creates Japan.
? - Amaterasu-oumikami hides in the Ame-no-Iwato cave. After she emerges, the femto fiber that sealed it begins the shimenawa rope. Her younger brother Susanoo is exiled from Takamagahara.
? - The white rabbit of Inaba appears. Amaterasu's grandson Ninigi descends from heaven in the tenson kourin, birthing Konohanasakuya-hime. ~1,792,470 years later, Emperor Jimmu settles the country of Japan. Lord Daikoku/Oukuninushi is born.
? - Amatsukami plunders Japan and seals Oukuninushi in the Izumo Temple with femto fiber.
? - The heights of the mountains are compared. Iwanagahime and Konohana-Sakuyahime lived in Mount Fuji in the past. Iwanagahime compares Fuji and Yatsugatake, the latter of which is higher, and is consequently broken by Sakuyahime ~250,000 - ~200,000 BC. Annoyed with his younger sister, Iwanagahime moves to Mount Yatsugatake, which then becomes the illusionary Youkai Mountain. A shed teardrop becomes the lake, Suwa-ko. Sakuyahime marries Amaterasu's grandson Ninigi, eventually becoming Emperor Jimmu's great-grandmother.
? - Amaterasu's sibling Tsukuyomi settles the moon and begins the lunarian civilization. Lunarians in a pure land are immortal. Yagokoro Eirin, by this time hundreds of millions of years old, builds the capital city.
? - Chang'e drinks Eirin's elixir of immortality ~4,100 BC or earlier and goes to the moon. By this time the rabbits' mochi (medicine) pounding has been going on for thousands of years.
? - the Great Suwa War occurs ~400 - ~500 BC. Yasaka Kanako wins by using a thin vine to rust Moriya Suwako's iron.
July 7, 478 AD - Mizue no Uranoshimako goes to the lunar capital.
February 7, 574 - Toyosatomimi no Miko is born on the lunar calendar's 1/1.
before 587 - Kaku Seiga comes to Japan and teaches Taoism to Miko.
July 587 - Mononobe no Futo discreetly causes the Teibi no Ran that destroys the Mononobe clan.
April 8, 622 - Miko goes to sleep to become a shikaisen.
~648 - Hieda no Are is born.
before Taketori Monogatari - Fujiwara no Mokou is born likely after 683, but her existence is hidden.
~672 - ~707 - the Taketori Monogatari story occurs, in which Houraisan Kaguya, a lunarian exile, humiliates Mokou's father, sparking a feud between the two girls.
after Taketori Monogatari - Mokou drinks the Hourai Elixir and becomes immortal.
~681 - ~712 - Hieda no Are compiles the Kojiki, part of the basis of Shinto.
~700 - ~1000 - Eirin is sent to retrieve Kaguya but instead creates the mansion of Eientei for the two to hide in.
~800 - Hieda no Aichi begins writing the Gensokyo Chronicles.
825 - Mizue no Uranoshimako returns to his home village. Urashima Jinja is erected on July 22.
~900 - ~1000 - Legends of Mt. Shigi occurs. Hijiri Myouren dies. Murasa Minamitsu becomes the captain of the Palanquin Ship. Hijiri Byakuren, after establishing a religious sect and promoting youkai equality, is sealed in Hokkai, and the Palanquin Ship is sealed underground. Saigyouji Yuyuko, scared of her powers over death, commits suicide and is used to seal the Saigyou Ayakashi, while her ghost forgets her past and rules over the tower of Hakugyokurou in the Netherworld. The Genso-Lunar War for the Moon's Surface occurs. The Youkai Mountain erupts for the last time to date.
April 28, 990 - Shuten-douji and his subordinates are massacred by Minamoto no Yorimitsu. At least two of the "big four" devas of the mountain, Ibuki Suika and Hoshiguma Yuugi, are survivors.
~1000 - Shameimaru Aya settles in Gensokyo.
summer 1153 - Minamoto no Yorimasa fires into the dark cloud causing Emperor Konoe's nightmares, killing the chimera youkai inside that was believed to be a nue.
centuries after Taketori Monogatari - Inaba Tewi reveals herself to and joins Eientei.
1430 - 1476 - Vlad "Dracula" Tepes, whom Remilia falsely claims to be a descendant of, rules over Wallachia in Hungary.
before ~1500 - Yakumo Yukari's Youkai Expansion Project is set in motion.
~1503 - Remilia Scarlet is born in Europe.
~1508 - Remilia's younger sister Flandre is born.
before ~1700 - Konpaku Youki becomes the gardener of Hakugyokurou.
~1600 - ~1700 - Mokou and Kaguya encounter each other again and begin killing each other on a regular basis.
1707 - Mount Fuji erupts for the last time to date.
before ~1900 - humans become powerful enough to challenge youkai. Aya dies, likely before 1885.
1872 - 1885 - Japanese paper money is officially circulated for the first time.
1885 - Gensokyo's season numbering and sexagenary year cycle is introduced.
~1885 - the Great Hakurei Barrier is created. The Dragon God is seen in Gensokyo for the last time. Oni disappear from Gensokyo and the tengu take control of the Youkai Mountain. Gensokyo becomes more secluded from the Outside World.
~1900 - Patchouli Knowledge is born in Europe.
1905 - The yamainu become extinct in the Outside World but survive in Gensokyo.
1945 - World War II ends. The Great Hakurei Barrier weakens for the first time.
before 1963 - Morichika Rinnosuke opens the antique store, Kourindou.
July 21, 1969 - Neil Armstrong plants a flag on the moon, observabable from Gensokyo.
~1969 - the Lunar War begins. Lunar capsules Apollo 11 through Apollo 17 land on the moon from 1969 to 1972. The exception, Apollo 13, is damaged by causes only known to the Lunarians, in 1970.
~1975 - Reisen Udongein Inaba, having fled the moon before the Lunar War, arrives in Gensokyo and eventually seeks refuge in Eientei.
~1976 - ~1986 - Yuyuko's Ghost Immigration Plan is enacted.
before ~1940 - Youki retires and his successor, Youmu, becomes the new gardener of Hakugyokurou, though Youki does not pass on his ancient knowledge of the Saigyou Ayakashi.
~August 1994 - Hieda no Akyuu is born.
before ~1998 - the Scarlet Devil Mansion appears in Gensokyo.
~2001 - 2003 - Highly Responsive to Prayers, Story of Eastern Wonderland, Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream, Lotus Land Story, and Mystic Square likely take place in a span of ~1 - 2 years.
~2003 - the Seihou series' chronology likely begins here in the Outside World.
August 12, 2003 - Embodiment of Scarlet Devil + Extra
May 8, 2004 - Perfect Cherry Blossom
May 18 - 19, 2004 - Perfect Cherry Blossom Extra/Phantasm
Summer 2004 - Immaterial and Missing Power
September 27 - 28, 2004 - Imperishable Night
October 29, 2004 - Imperishable Night Extra
Spring 2005 - Phantasmagoria of Flower View
2005 - 2007 - Shoot the Bullet
Winter 2006 - 2007 - the Moriya Shrine moves to Gensokyo.
Autumn 2007 - Mountain of Faith + Extra
Summer 2008 - Scarlet Weather Rhapsody (the Hakurei Shrine is destroyed, rebuilt, and destroyed again)
Autumn 2008 - the harvest is poor because of the SWR incident.
Winter 2008 - the Hakurei Shrine is rebuilt.
December 2008 - January 2009 - Subterranean Animism + Extra (the Palanquin Ship is released from the underground)
i know reddit isn't all bad, but whenever something ignorant and defensively misogynistic makes it to the front page on imgur, i notice it's pretty much always a reddit post
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
The one time of the day when I have adequate peace and quiet and privacy, people call all day long and leave messages that make the answering machine beep. And just think~ soon, sooooo soon~ I will not have to do this anymore!!!!!!!! I won't have to hide or be ashamed of myself or keep quiet or tell lies or live in a way that is suffocating. I will wear nice dresses and fall asleep to the wind's ambience and talk to humans and play in the rain and go on outings and express my beliefs honestly and wake up to the caresses of a lovely person and cuddle with her and have new experiences and learn new things and meet new people and become a student and learn to be a nurse or a veterinarian or some shit and I
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
I was in a store the other week (month?) and I saw a Playstation 4 and I was like "This exists? Since when??" Also XBox One is a thing that happened and so is Wii U even though I don't know what went through the respective developers' heads when they designed them.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Boss gave me a break today
That's quite nice; I never get a break usually because i only work 4 hours
i'm not sure how to feel about the recent controversy over My Husband's Stupid Record Collection
i can understand Sarah's annoyance at people attacking her blog for playing up the idea that female voices are marginal without asking her opinion... it smacks of hypocrisy
but i felt i could relate to the blog a bit since my dad has a huge record collection which my mum isn't greatly interested in, and that made it funnier to me
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Today was a good day
Not only did I get a 15-minute break, but there were free hot wings and cheese fries from BC Roosters
And I actually had work all day, instead of having to occupy time sweeping or something
But seen another way, her exercise is not very funny at all, because it helps those same music-nerd dudes who have boxed women out of the subculture—keeping them on the periphery in the roles of wives and girlfriends—to share the link as confirmation that women just don't get it.
but
but
she gets the music just fine
she's open minded, attentive and appreciative
?????
i mean the reason i liked the blog is her combination of fresh-facedness and genuine curiosity and appreciation for the music
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I feel weird
I made a phone call to the staffing company and asked some questions about my job and I'm pretty sure my complete cluelessness came through >_<
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Okay...
It's just...I've never worked through a staffing company before so this whole idea of being employed by a different company than the one where I physically work is still new and confusing to me
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Paleozoic era - life in the ocean is born ~542,000,000 BC and fights one another, tainting the pure ocean.
Paleozoic to Cenozoic eras - life advances onto the pure land and mostly destroys itself ~374,000,000 BC, tainting the land. From the few surviving species, humans emerge ~200,000 BC.
? - the keystone is pulled to create heaven, destroying all life on Earth in the Permian-Triassic extinction event of ~252,000,000 BC.
~25,000,000 BC - Izanagi-no-mikoto creates Japan.
? - Amaterasu-oumikami hides in the Ame-no-Iwato cave. After she emerges, the femto fiber that sealed it begins the shimenawa rope. Her younger brother Susanoo is exiled from Takamagahara.
? - The white rabbit of Inaba appears. Amaterasu's grandson Ninigi descends from heaven in the tenson kourin, birthing Konohanasakuya-hime. ~1,792,470 years later, Emperor Jimmu settles the country of Japan. Lord Daikoku/Oukuninushi is born.
? - Amatsukami plunders Japan and seals Oukuninushi in the Izumo Temple with femto fiber.
? - The heights of the mountains are compared. Iwanagahime and Konohana-Sakuyahime lived in Mount Fuji in the past. Iwanagahime compares Fuji and Yatsugatake, the latter of which is higher, and is consequently broken by Sakuyahime ~250,000 - ~200,000 BC. Annoyed with his younger sister, Iwanagahime moves to Mount Yatsugatake, which then becomes the illusionary Youkai Mountain. A shed teardrop becomes the lake, Suwa-ko. Sakuyahime marries Amaterasu's grandson Ninigi, eventually becoming Emperor Jimmu's great-grandmother.
? - Amaterasu's sibling Tsukuyomi settles the moon and begins the lunarian civilization. Lunarians in a pure land are immortal. Yagokoro Eirin, by this time hundreds of millions of years old, builds the capital city.
? - Chang'e drinks Eirin's elixir of immortality ~4,100 BC or earlier and goes to the moon. By this time the rabbits' mochi (medicine) pounding has been going on for thousands of years.
? - the Great Suwa War occurs ~400 - ~500 BC. Yasaka Kanako wins by using a thin vine to rust Moriya Suwako's iron.
July 7, 478 AD - Mizue no Uranoshimako goes to the lunar capital.
February 7, 574 - Toyosatomimi no Miko is born on the lunar calendar's 1/1.
before 587 - Kaku Seiga comes to Japan and teaches Taoism to Miko.
July 587 - Mononobe no Futo discreetly causes the Teibi no Ran that destroys the Mononobe clan.
April 8, 622 - Miko goes to sleep to become a shikaisen.
~648 - Hieda no Are is born.
before Taketori Monogatari - Fujiwara no Mokou is born likely after 683, but her existence is hidden.
~672 - ~707 - the Taketori Monogatari story occurs, in which Houraisan Kaguya, a lunarian exile, humiliates Mokou's father, sparking a feud between the two girls.
after Taketori Monogatari - Mokou drinks the Hourai Elixir and becomes immortal.
~681 - ~712 - Hieda no Are compiles the Kojiki, part of the basis of Shinto.
~700 - ~1000 - Eirin is sent to retrieve Kaguya but instead creates the mansion of Eientei for the two to hide in.
~800 - Hieda no Aichi begins writing the Gensokyo Chronicles.
825 - Mizue no Uranoshimako returns to his home village. Urashima Jinja is erected on July 22.
~900 - ~1000 - Legends of Mt. Shigi occurs. Hijiri Myouren dies. Murasa Minamitsu becomes the captain of the Palanquin Ship. Hijiri Byakuren, after establishing a religious sect and promoting youkai equality, is sealed in Hokkai, and the Palanquin Ship is sealed underground. Saigyouji Yuyuko, scared of her powers over death, commits suicide and is used to seal the Saigyou Ayakashi, while her ghost forgets her past and rules over the tower of Hakugyokurou in the Netherworld. The Genso-Lunar War for the Moon's Surface occurs. The Youkai Mountain erupts for the last time to date.
April 28, 990 - Shuten-douji and his subordinates are massacred by Minamoto no Yorimitsu. At least two of the "big four" devas of the mountain, Ibuki Suika and Hoshiguma Yuugi, are survivors.
~1000 - Shameimaru Aya settles in Gensokyo.
summer 1153 - Minamoto no Yorimasa fires into the dark cloud causing Emperor Konoe's nightmares, killing the chimera youkai inside that was believed to be a nue.
centuries after Taketori Monogatari - Inaba Tewi reveals herself to and joins Eientei.
1430 - 1476 - Vlad "Dracula" Tepes, whom Remilia falsely claims to be a descendant of, rules over Wallachia in Hungary.
before ~1500 - Yakumo Yukari's Youkai Expansion Project is set in motion.
~1503 - Remilia Scarlet is born in Europe.
~1508 - Remilia's younger sister Flandre is born.
before ~1700 - Konpaku Youki becomes the gardener of Hakugyokurou.
~1600 - ~1700 - Mokou and Kaguya encounter each other again and begin killing each other on a regular basis.
1707 - Mount Fuji erupts for the last time to date.
before ~1900 - humans become powerful enough to challenge youkai. Aya dies, likely before 1885.
1872 - 1885 - Japanese paper money is officially circulated for the first time.
1885 - Gensokyo's season numbering and sexagenary year cycle is introduced.
~1885 - the Great Hakurei Barrier is created. The Dragon God is seen in Gensokyo for the last time. Oni disappear from Gensokyo and the tengu take control of the Youkai Mountain. Gensokyo becomes more secluded from the Outside World.
~1900 - Patchouli Knowledge is born in Europe.
1905 - The yamainu become extinct in the Outside World but survive in Gensokyo.
1945 - World War II ends. The Great Hakurei Barrier weakens for the first time.
before 1963 - Morichika Rinnosuke opens the antique store, Kourindou.
July 21, 1969 - Neil Armstrong plants a flag on the moon, observabable from Gensokyo.
~1969 - the Lunar War begins. Lunar capsules Apollo 11 through Apollo 17 land on the moon from 1969 to 1972. The exception, Apollo 13, is damaged by causes only known to the Lunarians, in 1970.
~1975 - Reisen Udongein Inaba, having fled the moon before the Lunar War, arrives in Gensokyo and eventually seeks refuge in Eientei.
~1976 - ~1986 - Yuyuko's Ghost Immigration Plan is enacted.
before ~1940 - Youki retires and his successor, Youmu, becomes the new gardener of Hakugyokurou, though Youki does not pass on his ancient knowledge of the Saigyou Ayakashi.
~August 1994 - Hieda no Akyuu is born.
before ~1998 - the Scarlet Devil Mansion appears in Gensokyo.
~2001 - 2003 - Highly Responsive to Prayers, Story of Eastern Wonderland, Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream, Lotus Land Story, and Mystic Square likely take place in a span of ~1 - 2 years.
~2003 - the Seihou series' chronology likely begins here in the Outside World.
August 12, 2003 - Embodiment of Scarlet Devil + Extra
May 8, 2004 - Perfect Cherry Blossom
May 18 - 19, 2004 - Perfect Cherry Blossom Extra/Phantasm
Summer 2004 - Immaterial and Missing Power
September 27 - 28, 2004 - Imperishable Night
October 29, 2004 - Imperishable Night Extra
Spring 2005 - Phantasmagoria of Flower View
2005 - 2007 - Shoot the Bullet
Winter 2006 - 2007 - the Moriya Shrine moves to Gensokyo.
Autumn 2007 - Mountain of Faith + Extra
Summer 2008 - Scarlet Weather Rhapsody (the Hakurei Shrine is destroyed, rebuilt, and destroyed again)
Autumn 2008 - the harvest is poor because of the SWR incident.
Winter 2008 - the Hakurei Shrine is rebuilt.
December 2008 - January 2009 - Subterranean Animism + Extra (the Palanquin Ship is released from the underground)
Spring 2009 - Undefined Fantastic Object + Extra
Summer 2009 - Unthinkable Natural Law
Autumn 2009 - Double Spoiler
2009 - 2011 - Fairy Wars
Spring 2011 - Ten Desires + Extra
Summer 2013 - Hopeless Masquerade
Autumn 2013 - Double Dealing Character + Extra
(source: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Gensokyo_Timeline)
i know reddit isn't all bad, but whenever something ignorant and defensively misogynistic makes it to the front page on imgur, i notice it's pretty much always a reddit post
will
not
hate
myself.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
This is surprising to me.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
That's quite nice; I never get a break usually because i only work 4 hours
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
There's one for snakes, so it's not out of the question
and speaking of cute
and found this
i can understand Sarah's annoyance at people attacking her blog for playing up the idea that female voices are marginal without asking her opinion... it smacks of hypocrisy
but i felt i could relate to the blog a bit since my dad has a huge record collection which my mum isn't greatly interested in, and that made it funnier to me
is that sexist?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/03/18/my_husband_s_stupid_record_collection_sarah_o_holla_reviews_music_nerd_husband.html
see also Sarah's most recent post
But I guess I have to
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
although the article i linked was one of the more charitable responses in that regard; some people directly accused the blog of sexist stereotyping
which i don't buy, since Alex and Sarah claim they're just being themselves
and i didn't know what a gatefold was, anyway
don't be so hard on yourself, you only started this job recently
everyone's new and inexperienced at first