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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That could almost be a real Chick tract: A cop pulls over some EVIL ATHEIST for going 70 on the Interstate, tells him about how if he won't want to endanger other people's lives if he accepts Jesus...

    And of course there'd be at least one totally-out-of-date reference to the national speed limit of 55, which was repealed in 1995.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Wasn't politically correct for dudes to have long hair then. Also, some passages in the Bible forbid it, I think.

    Someone (probably Justice) will correct me if I'm wrong
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    As far as I know, the US hasn't actually had a national speed limit since 1995; that kind of thing is determined at the state level.

    I know Ohio is/was considering bumping ours from 65 to 70, but I don't really follow traffic law news for other states so I haven't heard anything.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I certrainly would like to see Ohio's speed limit raised, FWIW. Except Pennsylvania, all our neighboring states already have a 70 mph limit, while ours (aside from the Ohio Turnpike) is capped at 65 mph even on straight, flat rural Interstates.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I went up to 80 once, just for the hell of it. Didn't get caught, fortunately.
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    Mmmmm...pizza buffet.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Do people from the Middle East even have hair that straight? 
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I have twitter now
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    I barely practice Buddhism.
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    I also have a twitter.
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    Why not
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    What is your twitter Draco?
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    Dracosketch
  • I went up to 80 once, just for the hell of it. Didn't get caught, fortunately.
    Not sure if serious, or if just not from Jersey.
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    It's My twitter name.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    After our wedding AU and I moved from Dayton to Marion
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Not from Jersey.

    Seriously, 80 is hella fast, or it is around here anyway.
  • edited 2012-03-04 15:23:00
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Wasn't politically correct for dudes to have long hair then. Also, some passages in the Bible forbid it, I think.
    Someone (probably Justice) will correct me if I'm wrong"

    MUHAHAHAHAHA!

    Paul thought it was "shameful" for men to have long hair and that short was better. Though he may have just been addressing Church officials, as many of his letters do.

    Long haired, bearded Jesus popped up in the 6th century from the eastern Churches:

    image

    Took awhile for it to catch on in the west, but it did. 

    Some sects (Like the Jehovah Witnesses) reject this vision of Jesus (likely largely, in part, to what Paul says in the Bible about men with long hair), so we get short haired Jesus :image
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Regarding speeding: I did 100 once when I was on the freeway.

    Not for very long, but It was when I first got my current car, a Ford Torus 2007, and I wanted to get a feel for what it could do.

    I've been known to go 90 if passing a truck, but that's rare.
  • edited 2012-03-04 15:25:48
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^That's what I'm a-talking about

    ^Never did 100. That's scary
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    I'm in John's Incredible Pizza right now! Awesome food and I haven't went for nearly 7 years!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I doubt my car could even do 100.

    And if it could, it would take forever to get up to it.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I got my Geo to go about 100 once, but that was downhill. 

    A large hill, at that.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    @Justice

    That Jesus looks even whiter.
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    Mmmmmm...English toffee coffee.
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    Mmmmmm...English toffee coffee.

    I wasn't aware of my country's seemingly odd toffee culture
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I'm at that point again where I miss the summer time again.

    It sucks because there's only a couple weeks left of winter quarter, but after only a week of spring break I'll have to start spring quarter and another three months till summer.
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    Pizza is heavens food.
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  • edited 2012-03-04 15:40:46
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "That Jesus looks even whiter."

    Hmmm...that's a good point. I think all the Jehovah Witness art is like that...

    image

    I doubt it's a "racist" thing. The Jehovah Witnesses have been accepting of people of all colors BEFORE it was cool. Racial equality as taught through the Bible was one of their pivotal teachings at the beginning, and they're all about the race diversity in their art about Eden on earth:image

    I think whoever first drew Jesus for them didn't have a great idea of what someone from that time would have looked like, and it sort of stuck with Jehova Witnesses art depicting that time.

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    Jesus is a cool dude!
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    Jesus is just way cool
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    But Jesus was just a man and all that
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  • edited 2012-03-04 15:48:54
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  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    @Wind Fish

    A man who happened to be God.

    Isn't it annoying that I just stated my beliefs like they were mathematical fact?
  • Not particularly. It seems most religious people do that, so you learn to ignore it after a while.
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  • edited 2012-03-04 15:55:29
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

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    Blah blah blah atheists
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