The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh hay, didn't realize it was HH's birthday

    congratulations on surviving another revolution
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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    ha ha, I did this a couple times back in the day
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Effigia!

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  • Happy birthday, Heap!

    Dang, three years. I feel old.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember when the place first started and it was little more than Anonymous Avenue's sandbox.

    Also, the first three posts in the "Say Hello" thread:
    Anonus said:

    Introduce yourself to us.

    Well, I'm Central Avenue. I think the only other person here knows me pretty well, so...

    Anonus said:

    Yeah, he does.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and then I appeared, but no one cares about that
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Cute.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    off to work I go
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, I had another thrift store dream

    I wish the thrift stores in my dreams existed in real life
  • I wish the thrift stores in my dreams existed in real life
    Agreed wholeheartedly
  • ngl tho 45 dollars is about 35 more dollars than im willing to pay for a square of fabric, even if it has kittens on it
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You should learn to kittenify your own fabric!

    or something
  • i could just buy a yard of kitten fabric and cut a square out

    would have to learn how to finish the edges tho
  • i'm on that Dirty Vibe
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Qianosuchus:

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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Saurosuchus Gallei

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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Hesperosuchus:

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    Robin: Just to be clear here, Bruce, what was your mom's name?
    Batman: You know this, Dick. It was Martha, of course.
    Robin: Ok, just making su-
    Batman: ...Martha Robin Wayne.
    Robin: God DAMN it!
  • The greatest hazard of all, losing ones self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss – an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. – is sure to be noticed.

  • yes

    if youre wondering what the balcony looks onto it is ullswater, which is this

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pretty!
  • @alice why did you reblagoblag that post

    the stupidity has caused my head to collapse into itself

    i give up on everything

    i will just bury my head in a pillow forever now
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    this is me right now

    under a pillow
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    goodbye fronds i am gone
  • (*reappears*)

    oh my god that is so pretty o_o
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    @alice why did you reblagoblag that post


    the stupidity has caused my head to collapse into itself

    i give up on everything

    i will just bury my head in a pillow forever now
    It pissed me off and I was in a ranty mood

    What can I say, it's been a boring day
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    oh hey this doesn't look so ba-*scrolls down to comments* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • edited 2014-03-15 14:15:13
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    they are probably teenagers who only just discovered feminism

    i will take solace in that fact
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    real monsters
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    they are probably teenagers who only just discovered feminism

    i will take solace in that fact

    Yeah, I suppose I still haven't quite grasped the fact that I'm sharing a website with a bunch of people way younger than me who are becoming aware of social issues for the first time. >_<

    Heck, even the person I reblogged that from is only like 16...
  • sunn wolf said:

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    im not as big on this one
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, in the unlikely event she's reading this: I don't mean that as a swipe at you, of course. You're way smarter and more socially aware than I was at 16!

    And it was pretty clear you were only reblogging that because you thought it was funny, not because you agreed with the idiots.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    they use bigger words than IRL teens tend to, that can be misleading
  • tinyhouse is best house, sorry
  • edited 2014-03-15 14:35:24

    i like wee, overstuffed places with big piles of books and slightly mangy old furniture that smells of incense
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mildly amusing thing: The ice blue variation of the HH logo has proper transparency, but our normal one doesn't
  • houseposting is more entertaining than analytic philosophy
  • edited 2014-03-15 14:56:59
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    are you particularly entertained by analytic philosophy

    only that doesn't sound like a terribly substantial claim
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    no offence, Odra
  • im not entertained by it

    which is why i am houseposting
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i see

    why do you have to read analytic philosophy?  You're studying literature, right?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "houseposting" is a phrase that needs to be used more often
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