The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    ZOMBIE PIGS.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Zombie chickens.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    I am trying to play Dwarf Fortress for some fucking reason.

    Do tell.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^^^^^^ That is adorable.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image
  • Animals caring for other animals.
  • Man, they're just staring at the camera guy.

    I feel like I'm a nature documentarian and the tigers just spotted me in my camo gear.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Oh, that golden retriever and kitten is so cute.

    And^^^ Bunny kiss!
  • edited 2014-03-13 11:12:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tachyon said:

    what the hell is (◕‿◕✿) and why does it get posted next to so many horrible opinions

    It's a secret code.  It translates roughly as "oh my gosh I'm trapped in my own mind!  I can't move my body, but my body is moving by itself.  The only way to cure me is to punch me in the face and get this monster masquerading as me out!  please forgive me for whatever has been posted by this message".
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Lipreptost
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tachyon said:

    a winner is me

    so why didn't i go through the door? argh

    did you beat Qliphoth? good job!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    frosty
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    le sigh, I give up on Fairy Wars; this shit is too ridiculous.
  • By the light of the moon,
    I'm comin' home
    Howlin' all the way,
    I'm comin' home
    On my hands and knees,
    I'm comin' home
    I know when I've been beat, yea,
    I'm comin' home
    By the skin of my teeth,
    I'm comin' home
    By the soul of my feet,
    you know I'm comin' home

    I'm comin' home,
    but I ain't comin' for you
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    By the light of the moon,
    I'm comin' home
    Howlin' all the way,
    I'm comin' home
    On my hands and knees,
    I'm comin' home
    I know when I've been beat, yea,
    I'm comin' home
    By the skin of my teeth,
    I'm comin' home
    By the soul of my feet,
    you know I'm comin' home

    I'm comin' home,
    but I ain't comin' for you
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    :(
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • south park is shit and anime
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Central Avenue's home
  • edited 2014-03-13 14:31:30
    Pizza Dog
    ^^ You forgot the ":D"

    ^ "Central Avenue's home" Possessive.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    soundscapes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, if I'd been clever, I would have changed my avatar to the March Hare this month

    I guess I still could...it'd leave Anonus free to use Cadpig without the "incest" aspect (which I think he's the only one bothered by, but whatever)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    but peanuts are tasty
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    only when they're not made of fucking styrofoam
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, at some point I need to just buy the DVD of Disney's Alice in Wonderland

    No, not the Tim Burton one
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    they're going to lose their heads

    for painting the roses red
  • edited 2014-03-13 15:25:03
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Orson Scott Card is a wet and drippy brown paper bag of pungent termite-infested bromine-saturated moldy scrambled eggs inside a yeasty vice sandwich with extra onion-eyed churlishness on the side, all served on a crumbly platter of tapeworm fantasies as structurally reliable as a neutrino and twice as unpleasant as a mewling milk-livered maggot-pie.

    He is an essential part of a sleazebag breakfast.

    Avoid him like the plague.  The plague avoided him by going extinct hundreds of years before he was born.

    Someimes, it's fun to read dictionaries and know awful words.  It's quite hard to find the right string of words, to get a good combination.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I love the fact that someone came up with "maggot-pie".
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I mean, seriously, what kind of a person can think of an idea like that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    third-graders
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I totally forgot that I watched a Sonic speed run last night. I watch gameplay vids until I fall asleep sometimes.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Why am I such a huge nerd for silly games?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gotta be a huge nerd for something
  • because you have issues like srsly
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Maybe I should leave the inter butts?
  • man the interbuts aint your problem
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Kill myself?
  • edited 2014-03-13 15:38:22

    how about you give the video games a rest?

    at least like seriously try that before you try anything else
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh... but then what? :o
  • edited 2014-03-13 15:39:03
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nooooooooooooooo

    to the killing yourself, I mean
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    things to try:

    reading
    musics
    exercise
    drawing
    painting
    food preparation
    masturbation
    going outside
  • Miko said:

    oh... but then what? :o

    take up weightlifting? binge star trek? volunteer at your local animal shelter?

    all of those are things that will not inspire suicidal thoughts
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    so tired

    but, I have to stay awake to see my therapist later. Maybe this is what having a job is like?
  • unless you binge Enterprise or watch Spock's Brain of course
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmm, I don't think any shelter wants me to volunteer even though I tried before. u_u I want to be a bilingual transsexual nurse!!!
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