The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    IMMATERIAL AND MISSING POWER - SPELL CARDS

    HAKUREI REIMU (STORY)
    First Card "Fantasy Orb String"
    Second Card "Yin-Yang Scattering"
    Third Card "Exorcising Border"
    Power Sign "Yin-Yang King"
    Dream Battle "Illusionary Moon"
    Untitled "Flying Mysterious Shrine Maiden"

    KIRISAME MARISA (STORY)
    First Card "Stardust Reverie"
    Second Card "Asteroid Belt"
    Third Card "Master Spark"
    Star Sign "Dragon Meteor"

    IZAYOI SAKUYA (STORY)
    First Card "Serial Killer Doll"
    Second Card "Checkmaid"
    Jugglery "Cross-Up Murdering Demon"

    ALICE MARGATROID (STORY)
    First Card "Artful Chanter"
    Second Card "Doll Crusader"
    Evil Light "Devilry Light Ray"

    PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE (STORY)
    First Card "St. Elmo's Explosion"
    Second Card "Deluge Forty Days"
    Metal Earth Sign "Djinn Gust"

    KONPAKU YOUMU (STORY)
    First Card "Double Wheel of Pain"
    Second Card "Slash of Delusional Inner Eye"
    Third Card "Divine Flashing Slash of Karma Wind"
    Arcanum "Slash of Saigyou Spring Wind"

    REMILIA SCARLET (STORY)
    First Card "Bad Lady Scramble"
    Second Card "My Heartbreak"
    Third Card "Hell Catastrophe"
    Night Sign "Queen of Midnight"
    "Red Magic"

    SAIGYOUJI YUYUKO (STORY)
    First Card "Butterfly from a Ghostly Dream"
    Second Card "Weeping Higan Cherry of Hakugyokurou"
    Third Card "Distantly Ancient Place of Death"
    Cherry Blossom "Feast of Lingering Regrets"
    "The Purple Higan Shines Late"

    YAKUMO YUKARI (STORY)
    First Card "Quadruple Barrier"
    Second Card "Manji-Parasol of Yakumo"
    Third Card "Yakumo Ran"
    Outer Force "Infinite Superspeed Flying Object"
    Phantasm "First Category Perpetual Motion Device"

    IBUKI SUIKA (STORY)
    First Card "Ama-no-Iwato Throwing Event"
    Second Card "Giant Oni of Earth's Axis"
    Third Card "Anti-Dispelling Black Hole"
    Will-o'-Wisp "Super High Density Phosphorus Disaster Art"
    Sparse Sign "Beyond All in the Fog"
    "Night Parade of a Million Demons"

    HAKUREI REIMU (VERSUS)
    Spirit Sign "Fantasy Orb"
    Divine Spirit "Fantasy Seal"
    Dream Sign "Evil-Sealing Circle"
    Divine Arts "Omnidirectional Demon-Binding Circle"
    Treasure Sign "Yin-Yang Orb"
    Holy Relic "Yin-Yang Sanctifier Orb"

    KIRISAME MARISA (VERSUS)
    Love Sign "Master Spark"
    Magicannon "Final Spark"
    Magic Sign "Stardust Reverie"
    Comet "Blazing Star"
    Ritual Sign "Orreries Sun"
    Ritualic Space "Orreries Solar System"

    IZAYOI SAKUYA (VERSUS)
    Illusion Sign "Killing Doll"
    Buriallusion "Phantomic Killer in Night Mist"
    Time Sign "Private Square"
    "Sakuya's World"
    Wound Sign "Inscribe Red Soul"
    Scarred Soul "Soul Sculpture"

    ALICE MARGATROID (VERSUS)
    Magic Sign "Artful Sacrifice"
    Magipulation "Return Inanimateness"
    War Sign "Little Legion"
    War Command "Doll's War"
    Curse Sign "Shanghai Doll"
    Curse "Hourai Doll"

    PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE (VERSUS)
    Fire Metal Sign "Saint Elmo's Pillar"
    Sun Sign "Royal Flare"
    Earth Water Sign "Noachian Deluge"
    Moon Sign "Silent Selena"
    Metal Wood Sign "Elemental Harvester"
    Fire Water Wood Metal Earth Sign "Philosopher's Stone"

    KONPAKU YOUMU (VERSUS)
    Human Sign "Slash of Present World"
    Human Soul "Slash of Future Eons"
    Life-Cutting Sword "Slash of Meditation"
    Hesitation-Cutting Sword "Slash of Departing from Hesitation"
    Soul Sign "Wheel of Pain of the Living and Dead"
    Konpaku "Dharma of Gumonji Wisdom of the Living and Dead"

    REMILIA SCARLET (VERSUS)
    Scarlet Sign "Red the Nightless Castle"
    Scarlet Devil "Scarlet Devil"
    Certain Kill "Heart Break"
    Divine Spear "Spear the Gungnir"
    Night Sign "Demon King Cradle"
    Night Lord "Dracula Cradle"

    SAIGYOUJI YUYUKO (VERSUS)
    Death Sign "Ghastly Dream"
    Deadly Butterfly "Eternal Sleep in Dreamland"
    Nether Sign "Path to Yomotsu-Hirasaka"
    Lost Again "Gensokyo's Rise from Yomi"
    Spirit Sign "Ageless Dream"
    Lifespan "Ticket to the Ageless Land"

    YAKUMO YUKARI (VERSUS)
    Border Sign "Quadruple Barrier"
    Boundary "Charming Quadruple Barrier"
    Shikigami "Yakumo Ran"
    Shikigami "Yakumo Ran +"
    Border Sign "Border between 2D and 3D"
    Boundary "Objective Border"

    IBUKI SUIKA (VERSUS)
    Gather Sign "Throwing Mt. Togakushi"
    Gathering Oni "Throwing Ame-no-Tajikarao"
    Drunk Sign "Art of Oni Binding"
    Drunken Dream "Art of Segaki Binding"
    Oni Sign "Missing Power"
    Oni God "Missing Purple Power"

    HONG MEILING (VERSUS)
    Colorful Sign "Colorful Light Wind Chime"
    Extreme Color "Colorful Light Chaotic Dance"
    Light Sign "Brilliant Light Gem"
    Polar Lights "Glorious Morning Star"
    Flowery Sign "Mountain Breaker"
    Three Blasts "Colorful Ultimate Mountain Breaker"
  • it"s weird changing from depressed to fine,

    But I am absolutely fine at the moment, Beep.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Glad to hear it, Clock.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Me, too.
  • 5-string dulcimer, adapted to have a banjo neck
  • kill living beings
    i like orrerries

    has anyone run an rpg
  • i like orrerries

    has anyone run an rpg

    I've run many. Some of them fantastic and others total failures.

    AMA
  • edited 2014-03-08 16:11:58
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    IMPERISHABLE NIGHT - SPELL CARDS

    Hakurei Reimu - Spirit Sign "Fantasy Orb"
    Hakurei Reimu last - Divine Spirit "Fantasy Seal -Blink-"
    Yakumo Yukari - Border Sign "Quadruple Barrier"
    Yakumo Yukari last - Boundary "Quadruple Barrier of the Imperishable Night"

    Kirisame Marisa - Love Sign "Master Spark"
    Kirisame Marisa last - Magicannon "Final Spark"
    Alice Margatroid - Magic Sign "Artful Sacrifice"
    Alice Margatroid last - Magipulation "Return Inanimateness"

    Izayoi Sakuya - Illusion Sign "Killer Doll"
    Izayoi Sakuya last - Buriallusion "Phantomic Killer in the Night Mist"
    Remilia Scarlet - Scarlet Sign "Red the Nightless Castle"
    Remilia Scarlet last - Scarlet Magic "Scarlet Devil"

    Konpaku Youmu - Human Sign "Slash of Present World"
    Konpaku Youmu last - Obsessor "Slash of Future Eons"
    Saigyouji Yuyuko - Death Sign "Ghastly Dream"
    Saigyouji Yuyuko last - Deadly Butterfly "Eternal Sleep in Dreamland"

    all - "Spell Dissolve"

    WRIGGLE NIGHTBUG
    Firefly Sign "Meteor on Earth" (Hard)
    Firefly Sign "Comet on Earth" (Lunatic)

    WRIGGLE NIGHTBUG II
    Lamp Sign "Firefly Phenomenon"
    Wriggle Sign "Little Bug" (Easy)
    Wriggle Sign "Little Bug Storm" (Normal)
    Wriggle Sign "Night Bug Storm" (Hard)
    Wriggle Sign "Nightbug Tornado" (Lunatic)
    Hidden Bug "Endless Night Seclusion" (last, Normal - Lunatic)

    MYSTIA LORELEI
    Vocal Sign "Hooting in the Night" (Easy - Normal)
    Vocal Sign "Howl of the Horned Owl" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Moth Sign "Hawk Moth's Wingbeats" (Easy - Normal)
    Toxin Sign "Poisonous Moth's Scales" (Hard)
    Deadly Toxin "Poisonous Moth's Dance in the Dark" (Lunatic)
    Hawk Sign "Ill-Starred Dive"
    Night-Blindness "Song of the Night Sparrow"
    Night Sparrow "Midnight Chorus Master" (last, Normal - Lunatic)

    KAMISHIRASAWA KEINE
    Spiritual Birth "First Pyramid"

    KAMISHIRASAWA KEINE II
    Origin Sign "Ephemerality 137" (Normal - Lunatic)
    Ambition Sign "Buretsu Crisis" (Easy)
    Ambition Sign "Masakado Crisis" (Normal)
    Ambition Sign "Yoshimitsu Crisis" (Hard)
    Ambition Sign "General Headquarters Crisis" (Lunatic)
    Land Sign "Three Sacred Treasures - Sword" (Easy)
    Land Sign "Three Sacred Treasures - Orb" (Normal)
    Land Sign "Three Sacred Treasures - Mirror" (Hard)
    Land Sign "Three Sacred Treasures - Country" (Lunatic)
    Ending Sign "Phantasmal Emperor" (Easy - Normal)
    Pseudo-History "The Legend of Gensokyo" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Future "Gods' Realm" (last, Normal - Lunatic)

    HAKUREI REIMU (FOR MARISA, ALICE, SAKUYA, AND REMILIA)
    Dream Sign "Duplex Barrier" (Easy - Normal)
    Dream Land "Super Duplex Barrier" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Spirit Sign "Fantasy Seal -Spread-" (Easy - Normal)
    Scattered Spirit "Fantasy Seal -Worn-" (Hard - Lunatic)

    HAKUREI REIMU II (FOR MARISA, ALICE, SAKUYA, AND REMILIA)
    Dream Sign "Evil-Sealing Circle" (Easy - Normal)
    Divine Arts "Omnidirectional Demon-Binding Circle" (Hard)
    Divine Arts "Omnidirectional Dragon-Slaying Circle" (Lunatic)
    Spirit Sign "Fantasy Seal -Concentrate-" (Easy - Normal)
    Migrating Spirit "Fantasy Seal -Marred-" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Boundary "Duplex Danmaku Barrier" (Easy - Normal)
    Great Barrier "Hakurei Danmaku Barrier" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Divine Spirit "Fantasy Seal -Blink-" (last, Normal - Lunatic)

    KIRISAME MARISA (FOR REIMU, YUKARI, YOUMU, AND YUYUKO)
    Magic Sign "Milky Way" (Easy - Normal)
    Magic Space "Asteroid Belt" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Magic Sign "Stardust Reverie" (Easy - Normal)
    Black Magic "Event Horizon" (Hard - Lunatic)

    KIRISAME MARISA II (FOR REIMU, YUKARI, YOUMU, AND YUYUKO)
    Love Sign "Non-Directional Laser" (Easy - Normal)
    Love Storm "Starlight Typhoon" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Love Sign "Master Spark" (Easy - Normal)
    Loving Heart "Double Spark" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Light Sign "Earthlight Ray" (Easy - Normal)
    Light Blast "Shoot the Moon" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Magicannon "Final Spark" (last, Normal - Hard)
    Magicannon "Final Master Spark" (last, Lunatic)

    INABA TEWI
    N/A

    REISEN UDONGEIN INABA
    Wave Sign "Red-Eyed Hypnosis (Mind Shaker)" (Easy - Normal)
    Illusion Wave "Red-Eyed Hypnosis (Mind Blowing)" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Lunatic Sign "Hallucinogenic Tuning (Visionary Tuning)" (Easy - Normal)
    Lunatic Gaze "Lunatic Stare Tuning (Illusion Seeker)" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Loafing Sign "Life and Spirit Stopping (Idling Wave)" (Easy - Normal)
    Indolence "Life and Spirit Stopping (Mind Stopper)" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Spread Sign "Moon of Truth (Invisible Full Moon)"
    Lunar Eyes "Lunar Rabbit's Remote Mesmerism (Tele-Mesmerism)" (last, Normal - Lunatic)

    YAGOKORO EIRIN (ROUTE A)
    Spacesphere "Earth in a Pot"

    YAGOKORO EIRIN II (ROUTE A)
    Awakened God "Memories of the Age of the Gods" (Easy - Normal)
    God Sign "Genealogy of the Sky-Born" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Revival "Game of Life" (Easy - Normal)
    Resurrection "Game of Rising" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Leading God "Omoikane's Device" (Easy - Normal)
    Mind of God "Omoikane's Brain" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Curse of the Heavens "Apollo 13"
    Esoterica "Astronomical Entombing"
    Forbidden Arcanum "Hourai Elixir" (last)

    YAGOKORO EIRIN III (ROUTE B)
    Medicine Sign "Galaxy in a Pot"

    HOURAISAN KAGUYA (ROUTE B)
    Impossible Request "Jewel from the Dragon's Neck -Five-Colored Shots-" (Easy - Normal)
    Divine Treasure "Brilliant Dragon Bullet" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Impossible Request "Buddha's Stone Bowl -Indomitable Will-" (Easy - Normal)
    Divine Treasure "Buddhist Diamond" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Impossible Request "Robe of Fire Rat -Patient Mind-" (Easy - Normal)
    Divine Treasure "Salamander Shield" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Impossible Request "Swallow's Cowrie Shell -Everlasting Life-" (Easy - Normal)
    Divine Treasure "Life Spring Infinity" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Impossible Request "Bullet Branch of Hourai -Rainbow Danmaku-" (Easy - Normal)
    Divine Treasure "Jeweled Branch of Hourai -Dreamlike Paradise-" (Hard - Lunatic)
    "End of Imperishable Night -New Moon-" (last, Easy)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Crescent Moon-" (last, Normal)
    "End of Imperishable Night -1st Quarter's Moon-" (last, Hard)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Matsuyoi-" (last, Lunatic)
    "End of Imperishable Night -11 o' Clock-" (last, Easy)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Half to Midnight-" (last, Normal)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Midnight-" (last, Hard)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Half Past Midnight-" (last, Lunatic)
    "End of Imperishable Night -1 o' Clock-" (last, Easy)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Half Past 1-" (last, Normal)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Dead of Night-" (last, Hard)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Half Past 2-" (last, Lunatic)
    "End of Imperishable Night -3 o' Clock-" (last, Easy)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Half Past 3-" (last, Normal)
    "End of Imperishable Night -4 o' Clock-" (last, Hard)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Half Past 4-" (last, Lunatic)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Morning Mist-" (last, Easy)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Dawn-" (last, Normal)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Morning Star-" (last, Hard)
    "End of Imperishable Night -Rising World-" (last, Lunatic)

    KAMISHIRASAWA KEINE III (EXTRA)
    Past "Ancient History -Old History-"
    Reincarnation "Returning-Bridge Ichijo"
    Future "New History of Phantasm -Next History-"

    FUJIWARA NO MOKOU (EXTRA)
    Limiting Edict "Curse of Tsuki-no-Iwakasa"
    Immortal "Fire Bird -Flying Phoenix-"
    Fujiwara "Flaw of Forgiving Shrine"
    Deathless "Xu Fu's Dimension"
    Forgiveness "Honest Man's Death"
    Hollow Giant "Woo"
    Everlasting "Phoenix's Tail"
    Hourai "South Wind, Clear Sky -Fujiyama Volcano-"
    "Possessed by Phoenix"
    "Hourai Doll"
    "Imperishable Shooting" (last)

    WRIGGLE NIGHTBUG III (LAST WORD)
    "Unseasonal Butterfly Storm"

    MYSTIA LORELEI II (LAST WORD)
    "Blind Nightbird"

    KAMISHIRASAWA KEINE IV (LAST WORD)
    "Emperor of the East"

    REISEN UDONGEIN INABA II (LAST WORD)
    "Stare of the Hazy Phantom Moon (Lunatic Red Eyes)"

    YAGOKORO EIRIN IV (LAST WORD)
    "Heaven Spider's Butterfly-Capturing Web"

    HOURAISAN KAGUYA II (LAST WORD)
    "Tree-Ocean of Hourai"

    FUJIWARA NO MOKOU II (LAST WORD)
    "Phoenix Rebirth"

    INABA TEWI II (LAST WORD)
    "Ancient Duper"

    KAMISHIRASAWA KEINE V (LAST WORD)
    "Total Purification"

    HAKUREI REIMU III (LAST WORD)
    "Fantasy Nature"

    KIRISAME MARISA III (LAST WORD)
    "Blazing Star"

    IZAYOI SAKUYA (LAST WORD)
    "Deflation World"

    KONPAKU YOUMU (LAST WORD)
    "Matsuyoi-Reflecting Satellite Slash"

    ALICE MARGATROID (LAST WORD)
    "The Phantom of the Grand Guignol"

    REMILIA SCARLET (LAST WORD)
    "Scarlet Destiny"

    SAIGYOUJI YUYUKO (LAST WORD)
    "Saigyouji Flawless Nirvana"

    YAKUMO YUKARI (LAST WORD)
    "Profound Danmaku Barrier -Phantasm, Foam and Shadow-"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm home now

    I got stuck at a traffic signal that WOULD NOT TURN GREEN

    And I don't mean, like, it took a really long time to turn green

    I mean it literally did not turn green even after cars were lined up in both directions for 6 minutes

    I considered just rolling on through, but I chickened out and made a proper right turn on red instead

    Even though I wasn't trying to go right
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    why is concentrating so difficult
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i know the feeling
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tachyon said:

    why is concentrating so difficult

    because you live in the age of technology, where everything is constantly trying to distract you
  • concentrating isn't difficult for me, I just have nothing worth concentrating on.

    *Eye-lash tags, Too hip for hop.
  • edited 2014-03-08 04:06:26
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    probably, Imi

    i'm going to read about SQL now

    detective fiction is exhausting me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...the spambots are applying with names that look like YouTube URL hashes

    Look at something like "hH8mT4dA9j" and tell me your mind doesn't automatically fill in the "watch?v="
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    4 in the morning

    guess it's time for bed
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    ...the spambots are applying with names that look like YouTube URL hashes


    Look at something like "hH8mT4dA9j" and tell me your mind doesn't automatically fill in the "watch?v="
    I would try entering them as YouTube hash codes to see what happens...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Night, Imi.

    ^ I tried that with the latest one, actually. Just gave me "this video does not exist".
  • edited 2014-03-08 04:12:27
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ! An error occurred during validation.

    This video does not exist.

    Sorry about that
    .


    :/
  • kill living beings

    AMA

    what's the usual planned:extemporaneous bullshit ratio
  • image

    gpoy



    AMA

    what's the usual planned:extemporaneous bullshit ratio
    1:8 Billion
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What PPG episodes should I watch?

    I've been meaning to swap out the ones on my Nexus 7 for some fresh ones...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, Jenny Nicholson posted this on her Tumblr a few days ago and now I can't stop listening to it


    I don't even watch Sofia The First!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Disney
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's not a PPG episode
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've been using the same Bubblegum avatar all year so far

    I keep wanting to change it but I haven't thought of anything I'd like better :\
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    but they do own Sofia the First

    also, cheap CGI preschool shows irk me

    Bubble Guppies on Nickelodeon seems to look better, and that's made by fucking Nelvana

    Why can't Disney make good CGI shows?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I've been using the same Bubblegum avatar all year so far


    I keep wanting to change it but I haven't thought of anything I'd like better :\
    I could change it for you...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Cheap CGI preschool shows irk me too. It's that whole "it's for little kids, so we don't have to try" attitude.

    Though I'll admit the only reason I haven't at least tried watching Sofia the First is because I fear mockery >_<

    Go ahead and change my avatar! ^_^
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    doggy
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    See I almost changed it to Cadpig, but decided it was more worthy to celebrate quality animation
  • edited 2014-03-08 05:19:32
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    HERE LIES
    HER ROYAL HIGHNESS, PRINCESS ALICE OF CENTRALIA
    10 AUGUST 1990 – 8 MARCH 2014
    DIED OF A PAINFULLY SLOW INTERNET CONNECTION
    “Fuck Time Warner Cable”
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    The T30 is like a zillion times faster in Debian than it is in Ubuntu. I get the feeling GNOME 3 is just too bulky for this thing's fragile little mind to handle (it only has a Radeon Mobility M7 in it, and GNOME 3 is pretty 3D-intensive).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    See I almost changed it to Cadpig, but decided it was more worthy to celebrate quality animation

    Yay! Thanks, AU. ^_^
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yep, that's right, I'm dead now

    All because I couldn't load stupid YouTube videos at 5 AM

    Centralia will have to go on without me
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What about me? :(
  • Your work becoming famous and beloved after you're dead.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    What about me? :(

    Well, you can talk to my ghost I guess

    It might make things in the bedroom a little awkward though
  • Things got awkward for this couple when she became a princess ghost, click >here< to see why
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    At least I get to haunt Princely Palace now!

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ooh, since I'm a ghost, I can pass through walls, right?

    Time to check out that sealed-off chamber on the third floor that I'm not supposed to know about!

    *runs headfirst toward the wall*


    Ouch. I guess I'm not dead after all.

    Medic?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Not supposed to know about?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *dusts self off*

    Yeah. I spent a lot of time wandering this palace as a kid, you see, and there's something weird here. This hallway just kinda dead ends, and it seems like there should be a room here, but there's no door or obvious way to get in.

    Every time I would ask the previous princess about it, she would pretend she didn't know what I was talking about...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well

    How's about you use Princess Magic to open it?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I guess I could

    But what if it turns out to be something lame, like a bunch of Atari 2600 ET cartridges and a copy of Eragon?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    but what if it turns out to be something awesome like DVD sets of (insert '90s kids' cartoon here)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    [OOC]

    I've written myself into a corner here. I had it that I've been princess since 1997 and the country was ruled by regents until I finally took power in 2008, but I have no way of maintaining that without the depressing idea that the previous princess, my mother, died when I was 7. :\

    Unless succession in Centralia doesn't work that way and she wasn't my mother...but then why would a 7-year-old be her successor?

    [/OOC]
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    but what if it turns out to be something awesome like DVD sets of (insert '90s kids' cartoon here)

    I could use a little more Pepper Ann in my life...stand back, I'm blasting this sucker open!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So after consulting with my doctors, I've learned that slow internet connections are not, in fact, a cause of death in princesses.

    They are, however, a leading cause of death of routers, especially when their owners happen to have a sledgehammer nearby. >:3
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