The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing
  • Tachyon said:

    Pokémon is dark

    did u guyz no itz liek cokfightan n stuff
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    World's Worst Video Game Console
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Virtual Boy
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image

    "I've made a terrible mistake."
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    8 bits to the byte
  • that comic is 2 ejjy 4 me

    as ejjy things go i rather like it
  • my room is cleaner now

  • i'd prolly find the comic annoying in larger doses tbh

    but that one section is enough. and the art is pretty.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i didn't think it was a bad comic, honestly
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  • Aliroz said:

    Miko said:

    It shouldn't be surprising that the bigots are all the same, though, since it takes being a lemming to be a bigot, and lemmings follow the crowd even to their death.

    That last one's a myth.  Lemmings do not follow the crowd to their death.

    Lemmings do go in crowds, and they do migrate in these huge groups.  In fact, these groups have been observed sometimes going into water; but then they swim through the water.  This water route takes them to the land they want to migrate to (when there is a land route to the land they want to migrate to, they take the land route).  Lemmings do this because they cannot fly. 

     Lemmings follow the route they do because they're smart, and they know what they're doing.  They follow this route in clumps and crowds because they're smart (easier to keep warm in a crowd, and also, protection.).

    The whole myth was started by the Disney documentary White Wilderness.
    I did not know that. Cool.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Disney didn't start the myth, but they did perpetuate it.

    It's a particularly nasty story, actually.  The camera crew actually drove a bunch of lemmings into the water and claimed this was normal migrating behaviour.  The type of lemming depicted wasn't even migratory.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Penn & Teller meet SJWs
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm sorry, but that's a terrible idea.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Aliroz said:

    Miko said:

    It shouldn't be surprising that the bigots are all the same, though, since it takes being a lemming to be a bigot, and lemmings follow the crowd even to their death.

    That last one's a myth.  Lemmings do not follow the crowd to their death.

    Lemmings do go in crowds, and they do migrate in these huge groups.  In fact, these groups have been observed sometimes going into water; but then they swim through the water.  This water route takes them to the land they want to migrate to (when there is a land route to the land they want to migrate to, they take the land route).  Lemmings do this because they cannot fly. 

     Lemmings follow the route they do because they're smart, and they know what they're doing.  They follow this route in clumps and crowds because they're smart (easier to keep warm in a crowd, and also, protection.).

    The whole myth was started by the Disney documentary White Wilderness.
    I did not know that. Cool.
    I knew this, but I am happy that Al is spreading the word.

    Lemmings are honestly far less self-destructive in crowds than humans are.
  • Tachyon said:

    Disney didn't start the myth, but they did perpetuate it.

    It's a particularly nasty story, actually.  The camera crew actually drove a bunch of lemmings into the water and claimed this was normal migrating behaviour.  The type of lemming depicted wasn't even migratory.

    That's really shitty. :(
  • Penn & Teller are hella lame tbh
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    i'm sorry, but that's a terrible idea.

    Why did that make me burst into laughter
  • SJWs > Penn and Teller
  • edited 2014-03-08 01:29:29
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    @ thenamelesssamurai: Yeah.

    Lemmings can swim, as Aliroz noted, but however you look at it, it was animal cruelty.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tachyon said:

    i'm sorry, but that's a terrible idea.

    Why did that make me burst into laughter
    idk, but good
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    bluh i feel crappy

    it's still only 6:30, why
  • When I see the name Saionji, I think of the jerk from Utena. Who nobody likes. Because he's a jerk.

    Yeah.

    Sphere of Victory. Woo. What a douche.
    Nah, it goes:

    Jerk: Saionji
    Douche: Touga
    Hell Even Knows At This Point: Akio
    Touga is a manipulative prick, but at least part of that is because he himself is getting played like cheap harmonica. Of course, Saionji is even more of a tool, but, well... he's a tool. Such a tool.
    "Played like a cheap harmonica" is such a great description.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't know the character, but that is a great simile
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm tempted to pull out that 1997 Christmas recording even though it's not Christmas

    Just because I feel like indulging in something '90s

    I wonder if Anonus would be willing to send me DVDs of any of his other tapes

    I bet he has a secret stash of Madeline recordings he's keeping from me! :P
  • edited 2014-03-08 01:40:13
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    PERFECT CHERRY BLOSSOM - SPELL CARDS

    Hakurei Reimu (A) unfocus - Spirit Sign "Fantasy Seal -Spread-"
    Hakurei Reimu (A) focus - Spirit Sign "Fantasy Seal -Concentrate-"

    Hakurei Reimu (B) unfocus - Dream Sign "Evil Sealing Circle"
    Hakurei Reimu (B) focus - Dream Sign "Duplex Barrier"

    Kirisame Marisa (A) unfocus - Magic Sign "Stardust Reverie"
    Kirisame Marisa (A) focus - Magic Sign "Milky Way"

    Kirisame Marisa (B) unfocus - Love Sign "Non-Directional Laser"
    Kirisame Marisa (B) focus - Love Sign "Master Spark"

    Izayoi Sakuya (A) unfocus - Illusion Sign "Indiscriminate"
    Izayoi Sakuya (A) focus - Illusion Sign "Killer Doll"

    Izayoi Sakuya (B) unfocus - Time Sign "Perfect Square"
    Izayoi Sakuya (B) focus - Time Sign "Private Square"

    CIRNO
    Frost Sign "Frost Columns" (Hard - Lunatic)

    LETTY WHITEROCK
    Cold Sign "Lingering Cold"
    Winter Sign "Flower Wither Away" (Easy - Normal)
    White Sign "Undulation Ray" (Hard)
    Mystic Sign "Table-Turning" (Lunatic)

    CHEN
    Hermit Sign "Phoenix Egg" (Easy - Normal)
    Hermit Sign "Phoenix Spread Wings" (Hard - Lunatic)

    CHEN II
    Shikigami Sign "Pentagram Flight" (Easy - Normal)
    Yin Yang "Douman-Seiman" (Hard)
    Yin Yang "Large Pentagram Crest" (Lunatic)
    Heaven Sign "Immortal Sage's Rumbling" (Easy - Normal)
    Flight Sign "Flight of Idaten" (Hard)
    Child Sign "Dharmapala's Rampage (Lunatic)
    Hermit Sign "Incarnate Immortal Sage" (Easy - Normal)
    Oni Sign "Konjin of the Demon's Gate" (Hard)
    Direction Sign "Kimontonkou" (Lunatic)

    ALICE MARGATROID
    N/A

    ALICE MARGATROID II
    Puppeteer Sign "Maiden's Bunraku" (Hard - Lunatic)

    ALICE MARGATROID III
    Blue Sign "Benevolent French Dolls" (Easy - Hard)
    Blue Sign "Benevolent Orléans Dolls" (Lunatic)
    Scarlet Sign "Red-Haired Dutch Dolls" (Easy - Normal)
    White Sign "Chalk-White Russian Dolls" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Darkness Sign "Foggy London Dolls" (Easy - Normal)
    Cycle Sign "Reincarnating Tibetan Dolls" (Hard)
    Elegant Sign "Spring Kyoto Dolls" (Lunatic)
    Curse "Eerily Luminous Shanghai Dolls" (Easy - Hard)
    Curse "Hanged Hourai Dolls" (Lunatic)

    LILY WHITE
    N/A

    THE PRISMRIVER SISTERS
    Noisy Sign "Phantom Dinning" (Easy - Normal)
    Noisy Sign "Live Poltergeist" (Hard - Lunatic)
    String Performance "Guarneri del Gesù" (solo Lunasa, Easy - Normal)
    Divine Strings "Stradivarius" (solo Lunasa, Hard)
    Fake Strings "Pseudo Stradivarius" (solo Lunasa, Lunatic)
    Trumpet Spirit "Hino Phantasm" (solo Merlin, Easy - Normal)
    Nether Trumpet "Ghost Clifford" (solo Merlin, Hard)
    Trumpet Spirit "Ghost Clifford" (solo Merlin, Lunatic)
    Nether Keys "Fazioli Nether Performance" (solo Lyrica, Easy - Normal)
    Key Spirit "Bösendorfer Divine Performance" (solo Lyrica, Hard - Lunatic)
    Funeral Concert "Prism Concerto" (Easy - Normal)
    Noisy Funeral "Stygian Riverside" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Great Funeral Concert "Ghostly Wheel Concerto Grosso" (Easy - Normal)
    Great Funeral Concert "Ghostly Wheel Concerto Grosso: Revised" (Hard)
    Great Funeral Concert "Ghostly Wheel Concerto Grosso: Wonderous" (Lunatic)

    KONPAKU YOUMU
    Ghost Sword "Fasting of the Young Preta" (Easy - Normal)
    Preta Sword "Scroll of the Preta Realm" (Hard)
    Hungry King Sword "Ten Kings' Retribution on the Preta" (Lunatic)

    KONPAKU YOUMU II
    Hell Realm Sword "200 Yojana in 1 Slash" (Easy - Normal)
    Hell Flame Sword "Flashing Slash Formation of Karma Wind" (Hard)
    Hell God Sword "Divine Flashing Slash of Karma Wind" (Lunatic)
    Animal Realm Sword "Karmic Punishment of the Idle and Unfocused" (Easy - Normal)
    Asura Sword "Obsession with the Present World" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Human Realm Sword "Fantasy of Enlightenment" (Easy - Normal)
    Human Era Sword "Approaching Disillusion" (Hard)
    Human God Sword "Acceptance of Eternal Truth" (Lunatic)
    Deva Realm Sword "Five Signs of the Dying Deva" (Easy - Normal)
    Heavenly Sword "Displeasure of the Seven Hakus" (Hard)
    Heaven God Sword "Three Kons, Seven Hakus" (Lunatic)

    KONPAKU YOUMU III
    Six Realms Sword "A Single Thought and the Infinite Kalpas"

    SAIGYOUJI YUYUKO
    Losing Hometown "Village of Self-Loss -Wandering Soul-" (Easy)
    Losing Hometown "Village of Self-Loss -Past Sin-" (Normal)
    Losing Hometown "Village of Self-Loss -Trackless Path-" (Hard)
    Losing Hometown "Village of Self-Loss -Suicide-" (Lunatic)
    Deadly Dance "Law of Mortality -Bewilderment-" (Easy)
    Deadly Dance "Law of Mortality -Dead Butterfly-" (Normal)
    Deadly Dance "Law of Mortality -Poisonous Moth-" (Hard)
    Deadly Dance "Law of Mortality -Demon World-" (Lunatic)
    Flowery Soul "Ghost Butterfly" (Easy)
    Flowery Soul "Swallowtail Butterfly" (Normal)
    Flowery Soul "Deep-Rooted Butterfly" (Hard)
    Flowery Soul "Butterfly Delusion" (Lunatic)
    Subtle Melody "Repository of Hirokawa -False Soul-" (Easy)
    Subtle Melody "Repository of Hirokawa -Ghost-" (Normal)
    Subtle Melody "Repository of Hirokawa -Phantom Spirit-" (Hard)
    Subtle Melody "Repository of Hirokawa -Divine Spirit-" (Lunatic)
    Cherry Blossom Sign "Perfect Ink-Black Cherry Blossom -Seal-" (Easy)
    Cherry Blossom Sign "Perfect Ink-Black Cherry Blossom -Self-Loss-" (Normal)
    Cherry Blossom Sign "Perfect Ink-Black Cherry Blossom -Spring Sleep-" (Hard)
    Cherry Blossom Sign "Perfect Ink-Black Cherry Blossom -Bloom-" (Lunatic)
    "Resurrection Butterfly -10% Reflowering-" (Easy)
    "Resurrection Butterfly -30% Reflowering-" (Normal)
    "Resurrection Butterfly -50% Reflowering-" (Hard)
    "Resurrection Butterfly -80% Reflowering-" (Lunatic)

    CHEN III (EXTRA)
    Oni Sign "Blue Oni Red Oni"
    Oni God "Flying Bishamonten"

    YAKUMO RAN (EXTRA)
    Shikigami "Hermit Fox Thoughts"
    Shikigami "Banquet of Twelve General Gods"
    Shikigami's Radiance "Fox-Tanuki's Youkai Laser"
    Shikigami's Radiance "Charming Siege from All Sides"
    Shikigami's Radiance "Princess Tenko -Illusion-"
    Shikigami's Shot "Ultimate Buddhist"
    Shikigami's Shot "Unilateral Contact"
    Shikigami "Chen"
    "Kokkuri-san's Contract"
    Illusion God "Descent of Izuna Gongen"

    YAKUMO RAN II (PHANTASM)
    Shikigami "Protection of Zenki and Goki"
    Shikigami "Dakini's Heavenly Possession"

    YAKUMO YUKARI (PHANTASM)
    Barrier "Curse of Dreams and Reality"
    Barrier "Balance of Motion and Stillness"
    Barrier "Mesh of Light and Darkness"
    Evil Spirits "Xanadu of Straight and Curve"
    Evil Spirits "Yakumo Yukari's Spiriting Away"
    Evil Spirits "Bewitching Butterfly Living in the Zen Temple"
    Sinister Spirits "Double Black Death Butterfly"
    Shikigami "Yakumo Ran"
    "Boundary of Humans and Youkai"
    Barrier "Boundary of Life and Death"
    Yukari's Arcanum "Danmaku Barrier"
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I've been wanting to get a 386 machine for some reason. I don't know why (they're not powerful enough to run Linux, and I'm sure DOS would be loads of fun without a network card :P), but I kind of do?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Funny, I was thinking about 386 machines earlier in the context of Alicorn Systems (my imaginary electronics company)

    I imagine they produced IBM clones in the '80s and early '90s
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pippi Longstocking meets SJWs
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Tachyon said:

    image

    Awwww, that's really cute!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    brinstar
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Atari 2600
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Atari AK-47
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tachyon said:

    image

    see that ABC logo in the corner?

    it's Disney synergy right there
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    expanding beyond the console market i see
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Dynergy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Elizabeth II meets SJWs
  • edited 2014-03-08 01:54:02
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    actually i picture bemusement
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I am the very model of a modern princess alicorn
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I am the very model of a modern princess alicorn


    she's quite as cool as Meenah and a lot cooler than Caliborn
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    hee hee, and here i was thinking i rhymed myself into a corner
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i had to think
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'M INTENSELY BORED

    I SHOULD GO DRIVING SOON
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Welcome to PonziCoin - The Very Best BitCoin Ponzi!
    Bitcoin continues to be unintentionally hilarious
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