"It was best of times, it was the worst of times, you have 3 minutes to reach minimal safe distance."
"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, because the time bomb is set and you should get out fast."
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since: "TIME BOMB SET. ESCAPE IMMEDIATELY."
Everyone is different except for all those bigots who ended scarily sharing a lot of the same views and outlooks on life.
Life a cult of bigotism.
I know right. :/ It's only real love if it's a man and a woman and homosexuals are a sin against nature and civilized society! People with dark skin are savages! Men are strong and women are weak and men who want to be women are filth! Everything bad in the world is to be blamed on the Jews! Everything new is bad! The winner is always right! My country is the best country in the world!
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
It shouldn't be surprising that the bigots are all the same, though, since it takes being a lemming to be a bigot, and lemmings follow the crowd even to their death.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous self-destruct mechanism. Escape Immediately!
It shouldn't be surprising that the bigots are all the same, though, since it takes being a lemming to be a bigot, and lemmings follow the crowd even to their death.
That last one's a myth. Lemmings do not follow the crowd to their death.
Lemmings do go in crowds, and they do migrate in these huge groups. In fact, these groups have been observed sometimes going into water; but then they swim through the water. This water route takes them to the land they want to migrate to (when there is a land route to the land they want to migrate to, they take the land route). Lemmings do this because they cannot fly.
Lemmings follow the route they do because they're smart, and they know what they're doing. They follow this route in clumps and crowds because they're smart (easier to keep warm in a crowd, and also, protection.).
The whole myth was started by the Disney documentary White Wilderness.
It shouldn't be surprising that the bigots are all the same, though, since it takes being a lemming to be a bigot, and lemmings follow the crowd even to their death.
That last one's a myth. Lemmings do not follow the crowd to their death.
Lemmings do go in crowds, and they do migrate in these huge groups. In fact, these groups have been observed sometimes going into water; but then they swim through the water. This water route takes them to the land they want to migrate to (when there is a land route to the land they want to migrate to, they take the land route). Lemmings do this because they cannot fly.
Lemmings follow the route they do because they're smart, and they know what they're doing. They follow this route in clumps and crowds because they're smart (easier to keep warm in a crowd, and also, protection.).
The whole myth was started by the Disney documentary White Wilderness.
Many years later, as he faced the self destruct mechanism, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
> tell temp agency I'm only looking for part-time work
> get multiple calls each week offering me full-time work
I guess I can't complain, since they're offering me jobs and all, but, like...my parents and I agreed that I only need a part-time job right now, since I'm also attending school and I don't need too stressful a workload
In a hole in the facility there lived a terminal. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a self-destruct-terminal, and that means EMERGENCY SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED EVACUATE BAG END IMMEDIATELY!
Many years later, as he faced the self destruct mechanism, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
+9 Rozpoints
(I know it's a small number, but Rozpoints come in very small numbers (+12 is the most given at one time))
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
36 is a neat number. It's divisible a whole bunch of ways...
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they initiated the security protocol. Evacuate immediately, quickly reach the energy overflow shutup terminal.
EDIT: It's supposed to be shutoff terminal, but I think it's funnier this way.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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when you're a kid, bullies pick on you if you're different
you think they'd grow out of it, but when you're an adult it still happens, only they're more open about what they're doing
I know you, and you know me / We're as different as sun and sea
I know you, and you know me / and that's the way it's supposed to be
I help you, and you help me / we learn from problems, and we're starting to see
I help you, and you help me / and that's the way it's supposed to be!
I love you, and you love me / we reach together for the best we can be
I love you, and you love me / and THAT'S the way it's supposed to be.
I just wish everyone of my faith could live up to the simple messages there.
I can't really explain why it should be different, but it just feels that way to me.
"to you" means "you just shut up and listen to what I say"
it's like every enemy Samus faces is all "well, I lost, guess I'll blow up the planet"
Life a cult of bigotism.
I must go to work now, alas
Bye, Imi.
Lemmings do go in crowds, and they do migrate in these huge groups. In fact, these groups have been observed sometimes going into water; but then they swim through the water. This water route takes them to the land they want to migrate to (when there is a land route to the land they want to migrate to, they take the land route). Lemmings do this because they cannot fly.
Lemmings follow the route they do because they're smart, and they know what they're doing. They follow this route in clumps and crowds because they're smart (easier to keep warm in a crowd, and also, protection.).
The whole myth was started by the Disney documentary White Wilderness.
hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry,
bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a self-destruct-terminal, and that means EMERGENCY SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED EVACUATE BAG END IMMEDIATELY!
(I know it's a small number, but Rozpoints come in very small numbers (+12 is the most given at one time))
Everyone starts out with 36.
EDIT: It's supposed to be shutoff terminal, but I think it's funnier this way.
Yeah, Six Doubleposts.
From now on, I'll try not to triplepost or doublepost so much.
H3Y K4NKR1 1S TH1S YOU?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead