The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break And the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...
And the menus are all freezing, and the light man's blind in one eye And he can't see out of the other And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post 'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...
And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired 'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break And the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...
And the menus are all freezing, and the light man's blind in one eye And he can't see out of the other And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post 'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...
And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired 'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
Looks like I need my priorities checked My reaction to anti-gay actions of my country was to wish that the Western countries would hurt my country somehow, and dismay that they don't have the guts to do that My reaction to the Ukraine events is to get defensive about my country, and worry that any action from the West would cause inconvenience to me as a private citizen
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Punky and Charlotte should totally hang out sometime
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Figured it'd be happening soon. The Sabbath was threatening to interfere with a concert I have in a few weeks, so I knew that sunset's going to be hella late hella soon. Much later than 6.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I had another dream about visiting a science museum with Anonus
This time it happened to have a used electronics store inside?? It was weird
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I probably wouldn't have remembered at all except
Chrysanthemum Rose The Royal Unicorn saves the day again
Figured it'd be happening soon. The Sabbath was threatening to interfere with a concert I have in a few weeks, so I knew that sunset's going to be hella late hella soon. Much later than 6.
It feels strange when you swear.
Speaking of swearing, Imma gettin' reeeel tired of Naney's f-bombs, and if I was the sort of person who could do anything about it, I would.
Darn it, Admins, can't you let me run this place for, like, a week?
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
@Beholder Whatever you do, stay safe please. It seems like that part of the world is getting dangerous of late. I hope you'll get to live near your internet friends.
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DON'T THIN YOUR HAIIIIIIIIIR
why would she be here?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
My reaction to anti-gay actions of my country was to wish that the Western countries would hurt my country somehow, and dismay that they don't have the guts to do that
My reaction to the Ukraine events is to get defensive about my country, and worry that any action from the West would cause inconvenience to me as a private citizen
What the hay?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It feels strange when you swear.
Speaking of swearing, Imma gettin' reeeel tired of Naney's f-bombs, and if I was the sort of person who could do anything about it, I would.
Darn it, Admins, can't you let me run this place for, like, a week?
stapler-san
but 'hella' is not an h-bomb, it's an intensifier
nice to see you
Well, duh, considering the sort of people who made those rules.
There's a reason they don't let me be an admin.
The same reason Apple doesn't hire Luddites. It'd be counter-productive.