Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"DEAD GIANT PYLON/CAT OVERLORDS, I WAS MOST PERTURBED/DISTURBED/ANNOYED/JAXTAPOSED TO DISCOVER THAT OUR LOVELY UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING!
AS A CONSTITUENT OF THE UNIVERSE AND HIGHLY RESPECTABLE REPRESENTATIVE OF PLANET EARTH AND KING OF THE NATION OF CAPTANIA, I FIND THIS UNSUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT UNNACEPTABLE AND MUST INSIST THAT YOU TAKE ACTION TO RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO ITS RIGHTFUL SIZE OR AT LEAST PREVENT ANY FURTHER REDUCTIONS.
I KNOW, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY, THE UNIVERSE IS INFINITE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE THIS ISSUE IN HOPES THAT IT WILL GO AWAY.
HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THE END OF THE UNIVERSE IS INEVITABLE AND WE HAVE ONLY 60 CYCLES LEFT AT BEST, MAYBE 80 UNTIL OUR UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXIST ENTIRELY, IT'S ENERGY PERMANENTLY SHIFTING INTO ANOTHER STATE OF EXISTENCE. OH BEHALF OF THE PEOPLES OF CAPTANIA (POPULATION: 4) I APPEAL TO YOUR HYPER-GALACTIC-MIND TO CONSIDER MY CASE AND HAVE IT REVIEWED BEFORE THE END OF THE NEXT SOLAR CYCLE.
IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT PROMPTLY MET, I MIGHT AS WELL DECLARE WAR ON THE CURRENT MORALITY OF THE UNIVERSE AND BELIEVE ME YOU DO NOT WISH TO CROSS CAPTANIA AND CONDUCT A DANCE WITH THE LIKES OF ME IN THE HIGHEST COURT OF THE UNIVERSE COMPENDIUM.
SINCERELY YOURS, EMISSARY OF EARTH, ZEE CAPTEIN
P.S AFTER EATING, DO AMPHIBIANS HAVE TO WAIT ONE HOUR BEFORE GETTING OUT OF THE WATER?"
You know what, I don't care if they love me or not because they won't likely ever see me in real life anyways. I meant I will commit suicide regardless.
What the hell is it with everyone around here wanting to fucking kill themselves, seriously?
Knock it the fuck off. How old are you? 20-ish? Teens? Do you have any idea how much stuff, just, stuff in general, you'd be missing out on if you ended your life today?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Lazuli's frustration is understandable and others have expressed having an issue, as well.
I think it would be better if people worked out these problems over PMs to a sympathetic eareye/hand. That would be preferable to staff having to step in, at least.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Lots of things have a tendency to grow. That's why you must be careful not to have certain things unless you're well-prepared and equipped to care for them. Like baby pythons that grow to over 6 feet (or about over 2 meters, for those of us who prefer that).
Crimson lights the sky The bird still asleep Like a dream it shines From heaven's safe keep Children songs we sung As soft as the breeze Endless fields, our home I long for those days
I call out these prayers to the sky Heavy with thought, see your face I carry these memories inside Thoughts of a soul colored by love See me grow wings and fly high Passions will die, down below I burn in a basin of fire Watchers look on as they dance in their merciless sky Watching me, Watching you
Silent black, the dawn And time tells it's tale Darkened blood, it flows The forest receives Look within the dark As deep as you dare There inside, you find Destruction you seek I call out these prayers to the sky Heavy with thought, see your face I carry these memories inside Thoughts of a soul colored by love See me grow wings and fly high Passions will die, down below I burn in a basin of fire Watchers look on as they dance in their merciless sky
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
And then he (?) tries to eat the camera, it looks like. Ha!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Also, sigh.....depressed as hell now....
Cold. 8luh.
And is that one of my 8 8alls you are shaking?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
likely ever see me in real life anyways. I meant I will commit suicide
regardless.
What the hell is it with everyone around here wanting to fucking kill themselves, seriously?
Knock it the fuck off. How old are you? 20-ish? Teens? Do you have any idea how much stuff, just, stuff in general, you'd be missing out on if you ended your life today?
The answer is A WHOLE FUCKING LOT.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
You proceed to enable your l33t hax.
The bird still asleep
Like a dream it shines
From heaven's safe keep
Children songs we sung
As soft as the breeze
Endless fields, our home
I long for those days
I call out these prayers to the sky
Heavy with thought, see your face
I carry these memories inside
Thoughts of a soul colored by love
See me grow wings and fly high
Passions will die, down below
I burn in a basin of fire
Watchers look on as they dance in their merciless sky
Watching me, Watching you
Silent black, the dawn
And time tells it's tale
Darkened blood, it flows
The forest receives
Look within the dark
As deep as you dare
There inside, you find
Destruction you seek
I call out these prayers to the sky
Heavy with thought, see your face
I carry these memories inside
Thoughts of a soul colored by love
See me grow wings and fly high
Passions will die, down below
I burn in a basin of fire
Watchers look on as they dance in their merciless sky
Watching me, Watching you
Watching me...
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis