The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Got: A pained foot.

    Received: 1000 exp.


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I didn't get my license until I was 21, so...
  • Well I want to get my license as soon as possible so I can be independent.

    Also so I can move out sooner so I don't have to see my dog die, and no that isn't a joke.
  • I didn't get my license until I was 21, so...

    So you could drink and drive right? You irresponsible princess you, the tabloids will have your head... in the papers, as "Princess drinks and drives... for the first time"

    Down Wendington Lane.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (I actually don't drink alcohol at all, lol)

    LEFT LANE MUST SING "BARBIE GIRL"
    NEXT 2 KM
  • Actually, I almost forgot, the new drinking for driving is actually texting.

    That sentence is funny, I like it.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    Today I dove into a friend's trunk and the top of my foot landed on the metal thing that hooks the trunk door. It still hurts.

    Owwww...
  • It doesn't hurt that much, but it's hurt for a few hours now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sometimes the scroll wheel on my mouse randomly acts up

    I'll scroll one direction but it will act as though I'm scrolling back and forth very quickly

    It only lasts a second and it's not a huge inconvenience

    But it drives me crazy because I've looked at the scroll wheel mechanism and I can't figure out how that would even happen
  • Sometimes the scroll wheel on my mouse randomly acts up


    I'll scroll one direction but it will act as though I'm scrolling back and forth very quickly

    It only lasts a second and it's not a huge inconvenience

    But it drives me crazy because I've looked at the scroll wheel mechanism and I can't figure out how that would even happen
    My computer likes to think I've pressed elaborate keyboard shortcuts sometimes.

    Actually every computer I've ever had has had this problem, so it's probably actually something I'm doing, but what I don't know.
  • So did you hear that The Czech Republic is occupying parts of Slovakia?

    I guess the Slovaks really got Czechmated hahahaha.

    No but seriously people might die and it's a geopolitical mess. Quite depressing really.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ROAD RENDERED AS SUPER NINTENDO-STYLE GRAPHICS

    NEXT 1 KM
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    So did you hear that The Czech Republic is occupying parts of Slovakia?

    I guess the Slovaks really got Czechmated hahahaha.

    No but seriously people might die and it's a geopolitical mess. Quite depressing really.

    I assume that this is a joke, given that Reuters has nothing on it.

    I am really gullible...
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Holy shit, I just realised that "gullible" comes from "being gulled."

    How did I not realise that?!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Holy shit, I just realised that "gullible" comes from "being gulled."


    How did I not realise that?!
    ...

  • Build a streaking cannibalistic school in africa.
  • This cannibalistic school is naked and consumes other schools


  • Who are you? How have you come to define your self through your social interactions with others? Be specific.

    I really like, hate the questions in my sociology class.


  • nudist beach
  • edited 2014-03-01 03:30:03
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    School writing is painful for me.
  • Tre said:

    nudist beach

    *NUUUUUDIIIIST BEEEAAAACHO
  • edited 2014-03-01 03:32:31
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Doutonbori Robo
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Tired...gonna talk tomorrow....
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Time to break out all the Breast furniture and posters we hide away when Imipolex is awake.


    >:(
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    ROAD WORK AHEAD


    ALL PENNSYLVANIANS USE RIGHT LANE
    >:(
  • dotonbori robo, right?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    in conversation last night:

    me: Oh, she's hot.
    flatmate: i thought you were bi?
  • edited 2014-03-01 11:33:28
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    re: encountering critical theory before uni, we covered basic structuralism/semiotics in A-level media studies class, which i felt gave me a head start
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This morning, I couldn't even get to stage 4, after an hour and a half of trying. I feel like punching a hole in my monitor. I gave up because I was getting nowhere and I am playing like shit right now.

    Times Miko has failed UFO Lunatic: 237 and counting.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Cats: "This food was put out over an hour ago. I'm not eating this crap. Get me some fresh food, stupid human!"

    Dogs: "Milk Bone that's been under the couch for a week? MY FAVORITE!"
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    sad
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    END PENNSYLVANIAN LANE RESTRICTION

    SPEED LIMIT 55
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    All my 1990 buddies (Bobby, ponicalica, Fiora) are older than me

    Hmph
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    sad

    Miko, please, for your own good
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Newest anoraxploitation film: Anonymous Avenue In Scotland
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugs Imipolex G*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hugs Miko*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Random worldbuilding crap:

    Alicorn Systems got their start selling clones of the IBM PC.

    See, IBM didn't do business in Centralia back then, so if you wanted an IBM-compatible computer, Alicorn's PCs were your best bet.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image

    1.44 MB of secrets
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    1.44 MB of secrets could be a lot, if she's storing them in plain text!
  • I am at McDonald's!

    Not the usual one, mind. This one is out near Wind Gap.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi Mojave! ^_^

    "Wind Gap" sounds like a location in a video game.
  • a bowl of cream
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  • Hi Mojave! ^_^


    "Wind Gap" sounds like a location in a video game.
    It does. It is, nonetheless, a real place.

    We were looking at houses out here in a mobile home park called Hickory Hills (which also sounds like a place from a video game).

    We had appointments to look at two houses, at the one house, the guy just told us to go away because he had company. At the other, there was extensive damage from a methane fire in the bathroom (which we knew beforehand but we didn't realize exactly how extensive the damage was).

    The management also apparently routinely does outlandishly stupid things, like shutting off water to the entire park whenever the temperature dips below 32F / 0C so they don't have to pay to heat the pipes. This apparently indirectly caused said methane fire, and has caused others in the past.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    There's a street around here called Mount Pleasant, which just sounds like a name for a horror movie location. And no, don't ask me why a street is called Mount Pleasant.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    There's a place around here called Pleasant Hills. That name sounds like it's just asking for a slasher movie villain to show up
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