The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Tachyon

  2014-02-26 22:21:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Anonus said:

  Tachyon said:

  @Kexruct i shouldn't have laughed because that was actually pretty infuriating.  In fact, i'm against it.  Just go, Kex.  Just leave.
  

  ?

  i'm pretending he said something

  • funny
  • annoying
  • controversial, prompting an argument which leads him to ragequit the site for a week
    
• Tachyon

  2014-02-26 22:21:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Kexruct said:

  Tachyon said:

  @Kexruct i shouldn't have laughed because that was actually pretty infuriating.  In fact, i'm against it.  Just go, Kex.  Just leave.
  

  I WAS GENUINELY WORRIED FOR A SECOND

  ahahaha
  
  sorry, Kex
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-26 22:22:06

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Tachyon said:

  Ah but my dear Sredni, you have forgotten one thing.
  
  OUR ARMY OF VENOMOUS BLOODSUCKING ROBOT COCKROACH ZOMBIES
  

  We went to the Internet and found people who are totally into that.

  
  

  They are now all going steady, except for Fred, who actually managed to be too awkward somehow. We bring him tea and biscuits.
• Hexartes

  2014-02-26 22:23:08

  Tachyon said:

  Kexruct said:

  Tachyon said:

  @Kexruct i shouldn't have laughed because that was actually pretty infuriating.  In fact, i'm against it.  Just go, Kex.  Just leave.
  

  I WAS GENUINELY WORRIED FOR A SECOND

  ahahaha
  
  sorry, Kex
  

  Don't be sorry; you gave me an Interesting and Funny Experience.
• Tachyon

  2014-02-26 22:26:23

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  YOU MAY BRING HIM TEA AND BISCUITS, BUT CAN YOU BRING HIM FREEDOM?
  
• Aliroz

  2014-02-26 22:26:38

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Kexruct said:

  Don't have anything to say. Pretend I said something:

  
  

  • funny
  • annoying
  • controversial, leading to an argument where I ragequit the site for a week

  
  Pffft!
  
  That was hilarious, Kexruct!
  
  (Unrelated: I understand you don't like the nickname Kexy. What would you like me to call you? Your friend, Roz.)
• Tachyon

  2014-02-26 22:26:48

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Kexruct said:

  Don't be sorry; you gave me an Interesting and Funny Experience.

  
  apology retracted
• Tachyon

  2014-02-26 22:27:26

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i still think he should be Hexy KexruKction
• Hexartes

  2014-02-26 22:27:48

  Aliroz said:

  Kexruct said:

  Don't have anything to say. Pretend I said something:

  
  

  • funny
  • annoying
  • controversial, leading to an argument where I ragequit the site for a week

  
  Pffft!
  
  That was hilarious, Kexruct!
  
  (Unrelated: I understand you don't like the nickname Kexy. What would you like me to call you? Your friend, Roz.)

  I'm totally okay with Kexy! I like all nicknames, really. Because they tie into Interesting and Funny Experiences usually.
• Hexartes

  2014-02-26 22:28:03

  Tachyon said:

  i still think he should be Hexy KexruKction

  PLEASE.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-02-26 22:29:12

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  what about The KexrUctopus
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-26 22:29:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  explosion
• Aliroz

  2014-02-26 22:30:00 edited 2014-02-26 22:33:11

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Tachyon said:

  Ah but my dear Sredni, you have forgotten one thing.
  
  OUR ARMY OF VENOMOUS BLOODSUCKING ROBOT COCKROACH ZOMBIES
  

  
  OF COURSE!
  
  THEY HAVE MULTIPLE LAMPREY MOUTHS!
  
  But, this means the other team gets the slender, tall, graceful, longhaired, magical, attuned-with-nature-and-control-unicorns fairy space elves with magic rainbow crystals! And the fuzzy, huge-eyed, small, Fuzzies that Michel Whelan draws!
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-02-26 22:33:40

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Kex truck.
  
• Tachyon

  2014-02-26 22:34:02

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Aliroz said:

  Tachyon said:

  Ah but my dear Sredni, you have forgotten one thing.
  
  OUR ARMY OF VENOMOUS BLOODSUCKING ROBOT COCKROACH ZOMBIES
  

  
  OF COURSE!
  
  THEY HAVE MULTIPLE LAMPREY MOUTHS!
  
  But, this means the other team gets the slender, tall, graceful, longhaired, magical, attuned-with-nature-and-control-unicorns fairy space elves with magic rainbow crystals! And the fuzzy, huge-eyed, small, Fuzzies that Michel Whelan draws!

  ...ah.
  
  WE CAN STILL TAKE THEM
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:34:52

  i wonder what's for shower
  
  FUCK YOU NME
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-26 22:34:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Michael Whelan, uh, he did some Sepultura covers didn't he
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:35:22

  Septerra Core
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:35:37

  fuck  you king harkinian
  
  you and your looking for dinner
  
  so much i have an extra space before "you"
  
• Tre

  2014-02-26 22:36:11

  
  

  dang, glenn

  
  

  nothing is safe
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:36:17

  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  
  jalis
  
  cono
  
  terajes
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-26 22:36:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  mah boi
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-26 22:36:33

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Tachyon said:

  YOU MAY BRING HIM TEA AND BISCUITS, BUT CAN YOU BRING HIM FREEDOM?
  

  Um, yes? "A fair, free and sexy society," remember? Socialism and biceps? Cute boys in sweaters for the good of the proletariat?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:36:56

  me sale del almaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:37:08

  gritaaaaar con calorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:37:22

  the one two and three go
  
  we're always together
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:37:28

  like books on a shelf
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:37:40

  gay caballero trio
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:37:57

  when some lat in ba by
  
  says yes no or may be
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:38:21

  we shout "GIVE ME A STRING BASS"
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-26 22:38:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I have a large and heavy bookshelf, if it fell over it could probably kill me
  
  YNTKT
  
• Aliroz

  2014-02-26 22:39:09

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  WE DONT EVEN LIKE SWEATERS THAT MUCH! WE NEED NO CUTE BOYA!
  
  YOUR PRECIOUS FLEXING HAS NO EFFECT ON MY SHIELD WALL OF ACES (SHIELD WALLS ALWAYS WIN! JUST LOOK AT HAST...ings.)
  
  THE PRINCIPLE IS STILL SOUND.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-26 22:41:37

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Imipolex G said:

  I have a large and heavy bookshelf, if it fell over it could probably kill me
  
  YNTKT
  

  I am slightly envious of the book collection that this implies, although I probably have an even larger one. Books are great.

  
  

  
  

  Aliroz said:

  WE DONT EVEN LIKE SWEATERS THAT MUCH! WE NEED NO CUTE BOYA!
  
  YOUR PRECIOUS FLEXING HAS NO EFFECT ON MY SHIELD WALL OF ACES (SHIELD WALLS ALWAYS WIN! JUST LOOK AT HAST...ings.)
  
  THE PRINCIPLE IS STILL SOUND.

  Again, we have provisions for asexuals. Have a snazzy hat and a signed first edition of The King's Shadow.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:42:35

  break me off a piece of that kit-kat [eating or drinking establishment]
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:43:03

  Fun fact: If you're familiar with the Three Caballeros song, you'll know that Donald gets a string bass instead of a guitar.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-26 22:43:09

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Tachyon

  2014-02-26 22:43:30

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  WHAT NO YOU CAN'T BUY AWAY THE OPPOSITION
  
  THAT'S CHEATING
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-26 22:44:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  what did I start
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:44:22

  fuck space dandy
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:44:39

  fuck [thing you like]
  
  that'll show 'em
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-26 22:44:48

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Imipolex G said:

  

  And you can always go over and read it any time that you like, because it is there. The opportunity is ever present and so is the expectation. There is always a new book, a new experience, waiting for you.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:45:00

  how do i offended everyone in room ?D
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:46:50

  oh gosh i'm not even sure where to save this image
  
• Aliroz

  2014-02-26 22:47:12

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I ALREADY HAVE A COPY OF THE KING'S SHADOW BY ELIZABETH ALDER. NOT SIGNED, POSSIBLY NOT FIRST EDITION.
  
  YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EVER READ THAT BOOK.
  
  AND I ALREADY HAVE HATS.
  
  I WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO WEAR HATS AND READ ALDER'S CLUNKY DEBUT.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:47:26 edited 2014-02-26 22:48:04

  
  
  :D fuck you fuck you fuck you all :D
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-26 22:48:06

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Tachyon said:

  WHAT NO YOU CAN'T BUY AWAY THE OPPOSITION
  
  THAT'S CHEATING
  

  It's not cheating. Our relationships are open according to degrees of personal comfort on the part of both parties involved. In this case, you have been neglectful and have ill-attended to the personal needs of your partners, so we have presented them with a better option. They are free to take it as they please.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:48:39

  capitalism, ho
  
• Aliroz

  2014-02-26 22:49:11

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I hope Michael Whelan illustrates some of my book covers. He did the definitive cover for the best book in Asimov's Foundation.
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:49:17

  ho faux mo poe show row
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-26 22:49:42