Well, that does it! In the name of the feeble, the elderly, the unattractive and those entirely lacking in fashion-sense, i propose a counter-revolution!
Beauty in ugliness!
Dignity in silliness!
Style in uncoolness!
We will rule with wisdom, efficiency, and above all else, a total lack of regard for aesthetics!
Well, that does it! In the name of the feeble, the elderly, the unattractive and those entirely lacking in fashion-sense, i propose a counter-revolution!
Beauty in ugliness!
Dignity in silliness!
Style in uncoolness!
We will rule with wisdom, efficiency, and above all else, a total lack of regard for aesthetics!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I am SO in this counter-revolution!
Socks with sandles and plaidkilts in red with green turtlenecks for me!
Well, that does it! In the name of the feeble, the elderly, the unattractive and those entirely lacking in fashion-sense, i propose a counter-revolution!
Beauty in ugliness!
Dignity in silliness!
Style in uncoolness!
We will rule with wisdom, efficiency, and above all else, a total lack of regard for aesthetics!
Wabi-sabi.
You have chosen an aesthetic, and thus been corrupted from within!
Au contraire, Mr Vash. Take another look at those tyrannies and oligarchies of the past. What do they have in common?
That's right, they all display self-consistent aesthetic principles.
Every monarchy, every dictatorship, every fascist state; all share a preoccupation with looking good while doing whatever awful thing they feel like doing. All thought they were better dressed than those who preceded them. You are merely the latest in line.
We are the voice of those who have been without voices, those perpetually silenced under the tyranny of fashion and aesthetics. As such, we are the voice of progress, of hope, of justice, merit and wisdom. We stand for everything that matters, and we will crush those who stand in our way.
Counterpoint: Totalitarian aesthetics are but skin deep, and patently against the egalitarian aesthetics of our movement, used to disguise acts of cruelty rather than to truly benefit the people and thus insubstantial, gaudy, kitschy. We stand for a malleable aesthetic founded in the desires and needs of the people, an all-embracing New Sexiness that embraces all contradictions in the name of that which turns on the masses--intellectually, spiritually, emotionally, physically! We like the surrealists before us believe that art must be revolutionary through its divorce of reality, but unlike our illustrious predecessors intend to ensure that life imitate art for all people. We are all to be the masters of our own destinies: A Sexy People for a New Sexy World!
Remember how this year ends on a Wednesday? That won't happen again until 2025.
I hope to see you all on the parties starting march first this year and lasting till December 31. Those are days with weekdays that will not happen again until 2025. My birthday won't be on a Friday again until 2025.
Counterpoint: Totalitarian aesthetics are but skin deep, and patently against the egalitarian aesthetics of our movement, used to disguise acts of cruelty rather than to truly benefit the people and thus insubstantial, gaudy, kitschy. We stand for a malleable aesthetic founded in the desires and needs of the people, an all-embracing New Sexiness that embraces all contradictions in the name of that which turns on the masses--intellectually, spiritually, emotionally, physically! We like the surrealists before us believe that art must be revolutionary through its divorce of reality, but unlike our illustrious predecessors intend to ensure that life imitate art for all people. We are all to be the masters of our own destinies: A Sexy People for a New Sexy World!
Pah. Precisely the same empty words that every oppressor used to justify their extravagances. You're no different from any that came before you.
Counterpoint: Totalitarian aesthetics are but skin deep, and patently against the egalitarian aesthetics of our movement, used to disguise acts of cruelty rather than to truly benefit the people and thus insubstantial, gaudy, kitschy. We stand for a malleable aesthetic founded in the desires and needs of the people, an all-embracing New Sexiness that embraces all contradictions in the name of that which turns on the masses--intellectually, spiritually, emotionally, physically! We like the surrealists before us believe that art must be revolutionary through its divorce of reality, but unlike our illustrious predecessors intend to ensure that life imitate art for all people. We are all to be the masters of our own destinies: A Sexy People for a New Sexy World!
Pah. Precisely the same empty words that every oppressor used to justify their extravagances. You're no different from any that came before you.
I would like to keep up more on internet mysteries, but that basically requires going to either /x/, or some place like unexplainedmysteries.org, neither of which I much want to do.
We stand for everything that matters, and we will crush those who stand in our way.
Me a fascist? Read this line again.
But in any case, I have no intention of destroying you, by the way. Your blind rage at the system shall lead you to destroy the systems of false glamour that we too oppose, and thus further our goals for us. Oppose us directly and be crushed by the boot-heel of the hegemony that we oppose; challenge the state and bring us revolution. With one we are both destroyed, but with the other...
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Beauty in ugliness!
Dignity in silliness!
Style in uncoolness!
We will rule with wisdom, efficiency, and above all else, a total lack of regard for aesthetics!
^ Mymymy. The fae won't like that at all.
:O
AND IT DOESN'T EVEN CARE
It doesn't matter what colour our hats are because WE HAVE A COUNTRY TO RUN
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I am SO in this counter-revolution!
Socks with sandles and plaidkilts in red with green turtlenecks for me!
We will meet at HQ tomorrow to discuss our plan of operations.
Wear your silliest outfit.
You cannot claim a monopoly on every style choice, no matter how absurd, or you will be forced to admit that your revolution stands for nothing.
That's right, they all display self-consistent aesthetic principles.
Every monarchy, every dictatorship, every fascist state; all share a preoccupation with looking good while doing whatever awful thing they feel like doing. All thought they were better dressed than those who preceded them. You are merely the latest in line.
We are the voice of those who have been without voices, those perpetually silenced under the tyranny of fashion and aesthetics. As such, we are the voice of progress, of hope, of justice, merit and wisdom. We stand for everything that matters, and we will crush those who stand in our way.
hey Naney do you wanna play YuGiOh sometime tonight is this an r/fifthworldproblems post
That hadn't happened since 2002.
I hope to see you all on the parties starting march first this year and lasting till December 31. Those are days with weekdays that will not happen again until 2025. My birthday won't be on a Friday again until 2025.
Just look for the tyranny of fashion and the aesthetic which has confined and stifled the people since time immemorial. That's them.
Dark Souls fucks you.
other than that i don't take anything seriously
i just don't play it
no wait that would not be a very funny reply
Ah, toothbrushes, hygiene, and the infernal soap! Aha!
I've got them now, comrade Tachyon!
OUR ARMY OF VENOMOUS BLOODSUCKING ROBOT COCKROACH ZOMBIES