You shall be given the option of substituting literal sexiness with proverbial sexiness in the form of an aesthetically pleasing environment, elegantly fitted and designed clothing, and perhaps a nice, purely platonic trip to the movies, followed by dinner and a pleasant walk home.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I am suspicious of any authority that lacks a hat (except when I accept it). Pope has hat. King has crown. Racist portrayals of hunter gatherers have the chief having a headdress. Pharoah has crown. Police officer has hat. Firefighter has hat. Suleiman the magnificent has magnificent hat.
How do I visually identify authoriy? If pope asks for sandwich, I know is pope. If Bismarck asks for sandwich, I know is Bismark.
I am suspicious of any authority that lacks a hat (except when I accept it). Pope has hat. King has crown. Racist portrayals of hunter gatherers have the chief having a headdress. Pharoah has crown. Police officer has hat. Firefighter has hat. Suleiman the magnificent has magnificent hat.
How do I visually identify authoriy? If pope asks for sandwich, I know is pope. If Bismarck asks for sandwich, I know is Bismark.
Hats are proverbially rather than literally sexy, although occasionally they are literally sexy on certain people. Thus, that comes under our purview.
The guildmaster looked intently at the two, as if appraising them. Finally he said, "Well, you can hardly start a guild with just two people now, can ya? You want my advice, you'll check out the Golden Deer. There's always adventurers hanging around there. Get three more people to join ya, and we'll see what we can do." Then, he sat back down in his chair. "Go on. Get."
The guildmaster looked intently at the two, as if appraising them. Finally he said, "Well, you can hardly start a guild with just two people now, can ya? You want my advice, you'll check out the Golden Deer. There's always adventurers hanging around there. Get three more people to join ya, and we'll see what we can do." Then, he sat back down in his chair. "Go on. Get."
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He was first, and is legitimately asexual.
But he wants a government based on hats.
dd
any benefits to the resistance?
books n' boobs, only one letter apart
moogooooooooooooooooo
and possibly hats.
honestly this whole book thing has me tempted.
I am suspicious of any authority that lacks a hat (except when I accept it). Pope has hat. King has crown. Racist portrayals of hunter gatherers have the chief having a headdress. Pharoah has crown. Police officer has hat. Firefighter has hat. Suleiman the magnificent has magnificent hat.
How do I visually identify authoriy? If pope asks for sandwich, I know is pope. If Bismarck asks for sandwich, I know is Bismark.
@branleitch y=mx+b is a graph, but I don't know about that naruto crap
Good point.
I oppose this revolution!