You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
^^^ Actually, do any of you guys have any problems playing it? For some reason Youtube fucked the video up and it makes it go much slower than the audio. It wasn't like that before
Looking through really old stuff I used to write in grade school...
I used to write Escape Stories. Each one had a scenario and a solution.
Arms tied behind your back to an octagonal pole? Strain and strain until you dislocate both your arms, and then keep straining until you tear your arms off. Use legs to climb pole.
Stuck in featureless room with slick, curved walls with no handholds and one window through which they toss food to you (and water)? Obviously, you plant a tree (because you totally have seeds. If not, surely your food has some sort of tree seeds; because nutrition is important. Gotta keep you healthy so you can enjoy your lifelong suffering). Wait for tree to grow big and tall and reach to the window. Climb tree to window. If there is a real floor, walk around and around until you wear it out and get to dirt.
Stuck in dark sewer labyrinth with no light and you have no map? Find giant sewer shark. Wrestle it into submission and make friends with it. You now have guide who can smell very well and can guide you through the labyrinth and eat anything that tries to eat you. Also, you can totally get revenge on the people who tossed you (and presumably the shark) into the sewer labyrinth.
Stuck in a well? Set fire to your hair so as to send smoke up the well.That'll scare away any enemies or wild animals. Now clamber up the well and get out while the smoke conceals everything near, ever. Because smoke works like that.
Stuck in abandoned hospital with locked doors? Tear apart your bed for springs, use mattress and springs to make a mattress that bounces. Break the roof panels and get away through the attic.
And those were the relatively sane ones. I mean, that one where you're in an unpoppable bubble floating away? The answer is to bite your finger and draw a target sign in blood on the inside of the bubble so that someone will use a projectile to pop it. Because that's totally reasonable and something that a sane person would do. Other answer is to push on the bubble to direct it to the nearest well, which will have smoke coming out of it which will make your bubble so hot that it pops.
I swear, some of those stories must have operated on the worst little kid logic. Stuck in helicopter? Jump out window, climb up to propeller, and use propeller to fly away.
In front of giant semi-truck? Lay down and then when the truck is halfway over you, jump to the side and steal a wheel. It is bouncy, so you can bounce. Also, you can drive that wheel because that's how cars work.
And later problems, where the unnamed "you"s from earlier problems would get together and use the stuff they'd gotten in past escapes.
I think the worst was the one where you would blow a bubblegum hot-air baloon to escape. Because that makes so much sense.
Looking through really old stuff I used to write in grade school...
I used to write Escape Stories. Each one had a scenario and a solution.
Arms tied behind your back to an octagonal pole? Strain and strain until you dislocate both your arms, and then keep straining until you tear your arms off. Use legs to climb pole.
Stuck in featureless room with slick, curved walls with no handholds and one window through which they toss food to you (and water)? Obviously, you plant a tree (because you totally have seeds. If not, surely your food has some sort of tree seeds; because nutrition is important. Gotta keep you healthy so you can enjoy your lifelong suffering). Wait for tree to grow big and tall and reach to the window. Climb tree to window. If there is a real floor, walk around and around until you wear it out and get to dirt.
Stuck in dark sewer labyrinth with no light and you have no map? Find giant sewer shark. Wrestle it into submission and make friends with it. You now have guide who can smell very well and can guide you through the labyrinth and eat anything that tries to eat you. Also, you can totally get revenge on the people who tossed you (and presumably the shark) into the sewer labyrinth.
Stuck in a well? Set fire to your hair so as to send smoke up the well.That'll scare away any enemies or wild animals. Now clamber up the well and get out while the smoke conceals everything near, ever. Because smoke works like that.
Stuck in abandoned hospital with locked doors? Tear apart your bed for springs, use mattress and springs to make a mattress that bounces. Break the roof panels and get away through the attic.
And those were the relatively sane ones. I mean, that one where you're in an unpoppable bubble floating away? The answer is to bite your finger and draw a target sign in blood on the inside of the bubble so that someone will use a projectile to pop it. Because that's totally reasonable and something that a sane person would do. Other answer is to push on the bubble to direct it to the nearest well, which will have smoke coming out of it which will make your bubble so hot that it pops.
I swear, some of those stories must have operated on the worst little kid logic. Stuck in helicopter? Jump out window, climb up to propeller, and use propeller to fly away.
In front of giant semi-truck? Lay down and then when the truck is halfway over you, jump to the side and steal a wheel. It is bouncy, so you can bounce. Also, you can drive that wheel because that's how cars work.
And later problems, where the unnamed "you"s from earlier problems would get together and use the stuff they'd gotten in past escapes.
I think the worst was the one where you would blow a bubblegum hot-air baloon to escape. Because that makes so much sense.
This might make a fun game to play with kids.
Create an imagined situation, and let them escape it, so long as they can justify their imagined solution makes some kind of sense.
^^^ Actually, do any of you guys have any problems playing it? For some reason Youtube fucked the video up and it makes it go much slower than the audio. It wasn't like that before
is that why the audio finishes and then the video keeps going for another minute and a half?
Looking through really old stuff I used to write in grade school...
I used to write Escape Stories. Each one had a scenario and a solution.
Arms tied behind your back to an octagonal pole? Strain and strain until you dislocate both your arms, and then keep straining until you tear your arms off. Use legs to climb pole.
Stuck in featureless room with slick, curved walls with no handholds and one window through which they toss food to you (and water)? Obviously, you plant a tree (because you totally have seeds. If not, surely your food has some sort of tree seeds; because nutrition is important. Gotta keep you healthy so you can enjoy your lifelong suffering). Wait for tree to grow big and tall and reach to the window. Climb tree to window. If there is a real floor, walk around and around until you wear it out and get to dirt.
Stuck in dark sewer labyrinth with no light and you have no map? Find giant sewer shark. Wrestle it into submission and make friends with it. You now have guide who can smell very well and can guide you through the labyrinth and eat anything that tries to eat you. Also, you can totally get revenge on the people who tossed you (and presumably the shark) into the sewer labyrinth.
Stuck in a well? Set fire to your hair so as to send smoke up the well.That'll scare away any enemies or wild animals. Now clamber up the well and get out while the smoke conceals everything near, ever. Because smoke works like that.
Stuck in abandoned hospital with locked doors? Tear apart your bed for springs, use mattress and springs to make a mattress that bounces. Break the roof panels and get away through the attic.
And those were the relatively sane ones. I mean, that one where you're in an unpoppable bubble floating away? The answer is to bite your finger and draw a target sign in blood on the inside of the bubble so that someone will use a projectile to pop it. Because that's totally reasonable and something that a sane person would do. Other answer is to push on the bubble to direct it to the nearest well, which will have smoke coming out of it which will make your bubble so hot that it pops.
I swear, some of those stories must have operated on the worst little kid logic. Stuck in helicopter? Jump out window, climb up to propeller, and use propeller to fly away.
In front of giant semi-truck? Lay down and then when the truck is halfway over you, jump to the side and steal a wheel. It is bouncy, so you can bounce. Also, you can drive that wheel because that's how cars work.
And later problems, where the unnamed "you"s from earlier problems would get together and use the stuff they'd gotten in past escapes.
I think the worst was the one where you would blow a bubblegum hot-air baloon to escape. Because that makes so much sense.
You'd be perfect for writing old-timey point-and-click games.
This is it. The successor to my phone, the Galaxy S5.
I'm glad that the back isn't plastic on it anymore but other than that and the glorious murder of the menu key I can't say I'm too impressed. The specs are probably better, I bet, but I'm honestly not feeling the hype. Really loving my S4 now more than ever, honestly. Certainly better than last year when the HTC One made me feel inferior as hell.
As far as contentment with an older phone goes, I guess I'm with you now, Centie ^_^
i come in the front door after doing shopping and my flatmate's all 'hi, did you know that being gay is the same as being a pedophile or fucking an animal? Sigmund Freud said so and he was a psychologist. Haha, you're mad because it's true'
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I used to write Escape Stories. Each one had a scenario and a solution.
Arms tied behind your back to an octagonal pole? Strain and strain until you dislocate both your arms, and then keep straining until you tear your arms off. Use legs to climb pole.
Stuck in featureless room with slick, curved walls with no handholds and one window through which they toss food to you (and water)? Obviously, you plant a tree (because you totally have seeds. If not, surely your food has some sort of tree seeds; because nutrition is important. Gotta keep you healthy so you can enjoy your lifelong suffering). Wait for tree to grow big and tall and reach to the window. Climb tree to window. If there is a real floor, walk around and around until you wear it out and get to dirt.
Stuck in dark sewer labyrinth with no light and you have no map? Find giant sewer shark. Wrestle it into submission and make friends with it. You now have guide who can smell very well and can guide you through the labyrinth and eat anything that tries to eat you. Also, you can totally get revenge on the people who tossed you (and presumably the shark) into the sewer labyrinth.
Stuck in a well? Set fire to your hair so as to send smoke up the well.That'll scare away any enemies or wild animals. Now clamber up the well and get out while the smoke conceals everything near, ever. Because smoke works like that.
Stuck in abandoned hospital with locked doors? Tear apart your bed for springs, use mattress and springs to make a mattress that bounces. Break the roof panels and get away through the attic.
And those were the relatively sane ones. I mean, that one where you're in an unpoppable bubble floating away? The answer is to bite your finger and draw a target sign in blood on the inside of the bubble so that someone will use a projectile to pop it. Because that's totally reasonable and something that a sane person would do. Other answer is to push on the bubble to direct it to the nearest well, which will have smoke coming out of it which will make your bubble so hot that it pops.
I swear, some of those stories must have operated on the worst little kid logic. Stuck in helicopter? Jump out window, climb up to propeller, and use propeller to fly away.
In front of giant semi-truck? Lay down and then when the truck is halfway over you, jump to the side and steal a wheel. It is bouncy, so you can bounce. Also, you can drive that wheel because that's how cars work.
And later problems, where the unnamed "you"s from earlier problems would get together and use the stuff they'd gotten in past escapes.
I think the worst was the one where you would blow a bubblegum hot-air baloon to escape. Because that makes so much sense.
A choose-your-own-gender book might have appealed to me but really I was too young to deal with that subject
I thought it was only a problem on my half so that's why I asked. Fucking youtube
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
na rosah sinjega nebá,
na rosah zelenih gorá
lepoto to si pila -
krasnà si, hci planin!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
it is the law
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
There are more Spanish speakers in the USA than in Spain.
There are more... uh.... Catalan speakers in Spain than in uhhhhh.... Andorra.
Deathscythe
Buried Baron
Jordan
Conjurer of the Forest
Whroon
Witch of the Swamp Wastes
Sakura
Giant Cow
Mary
God of Flames
Bavaria
Twin Wyrms
Devaria & Givaria
He who Opens the Door
Jitterbug
Demonic Imperator
Tyrannosatan
...or not
That game is good
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
at least originally, maybe not anymore
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead