The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Tre: Really, the Replenish's main failing is that its screen is so small, and even that really wouldn't be much of an issue aside from the fact that it can't run certain apps (like the official Tumblr or Flickr apps) that require a resolution greater than 240x320.

    That said, it's still not a bad phone, and hey, it was free.
  • Godot really should've called ahead

    I mean, that's pretty rude
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  • edited 2012-03-02 20:35:11
    They were better off without him

    I'm sure they can find better participants for their orgy
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-03-02 20:37:27
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    Not a bad phone for free. It reminds me of my old Palm Centro.

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    God I used to love that phone. Poor thing got cracked beyond usability though.

    We tend to crack Palm devices for some reason. It's weird.
  • You kids and your phones.
  • edited 2012-03-02 20:37:19
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, for more metadata-based hilarity, check this out.

    My brother's first digital camera was some cheap no-name Chinese model that tagged every photo as being taken at midnight on 01/01/01 and tagged its own model name as "Camera".

    ^^ Funny, I wanted one of those for the longest time but I could never get my parents to get me one.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Vladimir and Estragon would've had no problem with one of those phones.

    Coulda just texted Godot and
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hi, everyone. How's it going?

    Today's festivities went pretty well. Dinner was a bit disappointing, but aside from that, I had a fun time.
  • Krapp's Last Tape

    Some asshole overwrote it with their wedding video
  • Hey Gator.

    >>Compression: JPEG (old-style)

    This amuses me far more than it should.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    LOLZ
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I feel compelled to mention pancakes at this juncture.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, this was the only Palm device I ever owned:

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    My parents bought it for my 13th birthday because I started high school later that month. It didn't really do anything beyond the typical planner and address book functions, but that was all I needed it for.
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    I should be an intellectual who knows about Samuel Beckett

    Instead I think about non-intellectual but totally awesome pony shows and card games.
  • Vladimir and Estragon would've had no problem with one of those phones. 

    Coulda just texted Godot and
    Man, he wouldn't have even stopped playing Angry Birds to answer.
  • Heh. My dad had two Sony Cliés with Palm OS on them and my mom had a Palm TX once, in addition to my Centro.

    The only one we didn't end up breaking was my mom's TX if I recall correctly.
  • Maybe it's for the best that Godot didn't show up; all he would've done is pronounce their names wrong and throw coffee at them.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Why is Angry Birds so popular, anyway?
  • TreTre
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    ^ Because Crush the Castle didn't have cute deadly things.

    My first phone was a Motorola Razr V3xx.

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    I'm still fond of it now. It may have aged but it still responds well, and the keyboard isn't that bad to use. My grandma uses it now, so I've played with it a few times since I've gotten other phones.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Personally, I think Plants vs. Zombies is more appealing than Angry Birds. Admittedly, this partly has to do with the fact that NintendoCapriSun did a Let's Play of it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This was my first phone:

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    It was on a prepaid plan (TracFone) because my parents couldn't afford to add me to their Sprint contract at the time.

    This is what its photos looked like
  • Waiting for Godo:

    Fumiko the Lowblood and Iizuka the Ruthless wait around for their bandit friend to come and give them an extra attack phase.
  • "The air is full of our cries. ...But Argentum Armor is a great deadener."
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    NintendoCapriSun endeared Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie to me; they became my obsession for part of 2010.
  • Funny, the first digital camera I remember was my dad's. It was a Sony Cybershot from 2001-ish and it's lens was by Carl Zeiss. I always wondered who Zeiss was as a result.

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    I really like you, Squiddle! :)
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  • -turns Squid into a washing machine-
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  • edited 2012-03-02 21:11:32
    The sadness will last forever.
    @ Squiddle Also, I have a bit of crush on you.
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  • edited 2012-03-02 21:13:18
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I remember thinking that the elevators in Grunty Industries replaced the Warp Pads for that level and finshing them sort of frustrating. (You can only use them as the washing machine, who can't use the Warp Pads.)

    ^It starts out much darker than the previous game.
  • Even play Donkey Kong 64? That was a fetch quest of epic proportions.
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Zeiss

    Dude started a company that lives on to this day and makes really high-end lenses. 
  • I want to finish Mirror's Edge.

    It's a good game but I couldn't ever get past this one part. I stayed there for a few months, but as fate would have it, it turned out to have just been a simple puzzle.

    I felt so stupid. XD
  • I think that's happened to every gamer at least once.
  • I still remember going through Starr's testimony in Phoenix Wright where you have to present the knife. I nearly drove myself insane on that one.
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  • NEAR-SIGHTED WELDING TORCH
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I'm sure you are crush worthy, Squiddle. :)
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I've watched playthroughs of Banjo-Tooie up to Cloudcuckooland. It looks pretty fun. Unfortunately, I cannot obtain it.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    -hugs Squiddle back- Yay! :3
  • edited 2012-03-02 21:29:06
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Well, the problem is I lack both a Nintendo 64 and an X-Box, and I do not see myself obtaining either of those in the near future. Oh, well.
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