The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

1456345644566456845697762

Comments

  • The sadness will last forever.
    I wanna take a nap but it's near dinner time..
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Building a Steel house in the wilderness 

    No church in the wild.
  • In truth, I've come full circle to accepting the dumb idiot things I've said on all these websites. I've grown as a person since then for the most part, and if anyone wants to use it in a scandalous manner, then by then I should hope I can explain to them in a rational manner that for the most part I'm a different person, or the most likely solution with this digital age is that private confessions are a thing of the past.

    Most people are putting their baby's lives on facebook and youtube, you should be lucky you found a forum where I, your future Lady President uttered words of ignorance, now to use my global satellites to reblog pictures of the Vice President when she was a baby.

    Muwhahaha.

    I had a point in there I think.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    privacy is doomed

    welcome to the hivemind
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    "Who do you want to be?"


    "Not myself."
    The other one, the one called Odradek, is the one things happen to. I walk through the streets of my town and stop for a moment, perhaps mechanically now, to look at the dome of the sky and ocean of blue around the sunlit cluds; I know of Odradek from my e-mail and see his name on a list of heapers or in a password. I like Ice cream, philosophy, literature, the ways of cats and the poetry of Blake; he shares these preferences, but in a vain way that turns them into the attributes of an actor. It would be an exaggeration to say that ours is a hostile relationship; I live, let myself go on living, so that Odradek may contrive his posting, and this posting justifies me. It is no effort for me to confess that he has achieved some valid posts, but those posts cannot save me, perhaps because what is good belongs to no one, not even to him, but rather to the language and to the internet. Besides, I am destined to perish, definitively, and only some instant of myself can survive in him. Little by little, I am giving over everything to him, though I am quite aware of his perverse custom of falsifying and magnifying things.


    Spinoza knew that all things long to persist in their being; the stone eternally wants to be a stone and the tiger a tiger. I shall remain in Odradek, not in myself (if it is true that I am someone), but I recognize myself less in his comments than in many others or in the laborious strumming of a guitar. Months ago I tried to free myself from him and went from the desparing questions to the works of the philosophers, but those works belong to Odradek now and I shall have to imagine other things. Thus my life is a flight and I lose everything and everything belongs to oblivion, or to him.

    I do not know which of us has written this post.
  • privacy is doomed

    welcome to the hivemind

    On the one hand, privacy is important because society has taught me that being me is shameful and that I should hide myself away from most people because their sensibilities couldn't withstand being made aware of my presence.

    On the other hand, It's not like I liked you anyways, /baka.
  • I'll stop

    Please don't.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BAKA BAKA
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Mou BAKA de ii wa yo! Shiranaitsu!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    AMERICA BAKA
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    AMERICA BAKA

    Gureenu Dayo's best album IMO
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    not necessarily stoned, but beautiful
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I re-read Jerome Bixby's It's A GOOD Life recently, and there's apparently an old song named Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

    Now I wonder if Green Day was just using the name, or were actually covering it.

    Also damn, that story is dark.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Wikipedia lists about 10,000 different songs with that title
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    No matter how discreet you are, the NSA knows everything about you if you live in America. Big Brother doesn't need secret police anymore. *le shrug*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    they know ALL your Touhou scores
  • You know, when AI gets to the point of being considered equal alongside humans, I think we should all tell it of the stories of the Proto-AI known as Wikipedia, who ate from the Tree of Knowledge and then shared its knowledge to humans in cost of lost its freewill.

    After all, If your religion can't be inclusive to AI beings, then it's kinda shitty.


  • The trickster god is Bonzi Buddy.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I remember that purple bastard.
  • miko

    i challenge you to get the lowest possible score in every touhou game
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Jesus fuck I got to the last stage earlier and now 180 attempts in I fail on the second boss and also am drinking so I suck on yukkuri dick what even.

    miko


    i challenge you to get the lowest possible score in every touhou game
    hmm, that would mean don't shoot and then umm run into bullets when there is nothing onscreen
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I already won that
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmmm wait I know. Ram into the first mid-boss three times. Voila, lowest score.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    don't play = score of 0
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that's easy

    for an actual challenge, clear the game with the lowest possible score
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that would be a challenge
  • no i mean like get the lowest possible score while still winning

    provided that touhou works like that
  • no i mean like get the lowest possible score while still winning

    provided that touhou works like that
  • On being intentionally shitty at vidya gamz: I tried to do so last night when I was playing Rayman at my best friend's house with her buddies

    I was failing miserably so I just quit and let her boyfriend take over the "winning all the levels" role
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    no i mean like get the lowest possible score while still winning


    provided that touhou works like that
    oh, I see :D I will do that right now, for kusoplay purposes, and report my findings.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    do you mean like get the lowest possible score while still winning?

    provided that touhou works like that?
  • edited 2014-02-23 20:06:19

    ok vanilla please stop
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Kexruct said:

    The trickster god is Bonzi Buddy.

    Didn't Jimbo Wales work for that company before he became Mr. Wikipedia?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    self-imposed challenge
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fuko
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sunn o)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Walls and walls of droning feedback.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the heaviest sound
  • I see the inclusion of wildly different phrases to be refreshing.

    and honestly, is it really all that bad to examine language seriously? It's like any art form, If a song used a bad note you wouldn't be called annoying for changing it.

    Change language to be what you want it to be, If the language didn't have a way for you to express yourself in the first place, then I see no problem adding that kind of thing in.


  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Constructive criticism 

    Destructive criticism 

    Self-destructive criticism
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I just un-follwed Yahoo! News on Facebook because their commenters are fucking bloodthirsty ghouls. :P
  • the heaviest sound

  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    The heaviest, most brutal metal known to mankind: Copernicium.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    MetaFour said:

    Kexruct said:

    The trickster god is Bonzi Buddy.

    Didn't Jimbo Wales work for that company before he became Mr. Wikipedia?
    You're thinking of Bomis, which is a similar enough company anyways.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    the heaviest sound

    this is not the heaviest sound
Sign In or Register to comment.