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Misery · 2012-03-02 03:56:30

Cacao

Take the o out and you got

Caca

Ewww.

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 03:57:03

Misery · 2012-03-02 03:58:11

I WAS DERPED THIS WAY

I WAS DERPED THIS WAY

BABY, I WAS DERPED THIS WAY!

Justice4243 · 2012-03-02 03:59:19

But add an O and you got Cao Cao!

Ooooh look at him! Trying to unite China!

WhosaoneofthreeopposingleaderstryingtouniteChina?! WhosaoneofthreeopposingleaderstryingtouniteChina?!

It's you!

Yes you are!

Yes you are!

Yesyouare!!

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 03:59:27

I was born this way

This hunger deep inside

Misery · 2012-03-02 04:00:48

Cao Cao is awesome. Or should I say Tsao Tsao?

General Tsao Tsao's Chicken. :D

Justice4243 · 2012-03-02 04:01:29

"I WAS DERPED THIS WAY
BABY, I WAS DERPED THIS WAY!"

Where's Superglobe with his lizard when you need him?

Also, I saw that same Pinkamena/Crazy Dash pick on Google image search.

I must say, it's a heck of a lot cooler when it's overlapping my right hand side-bar of the fora.

Justice4243 · 2012-03-02 04:04:24

Man, what's with Cao Cao's sword in that pic?

It's like he's got a westerner complex and he thinks European swords are just "OMG! SUPERIOR".

That's TOTALLY the sword some dude would have if he only knew swords from fancy European cartoons about honorable Knights that ran around fighting evil with magic, or some-such.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-02 04:09:16

bai

Salix Babylonika · 2012-03-02 05:28:48

uuuuuugh nightmares

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 08:32:42

I know that feel. :<

(*Hugs*)

lee4hmz · 2012-03-02 11:47:51

So anyway, I've been trying to sell some surplus around the office on eBay, and when I tried to list more than one of our Mac minis, I got this lovely notice:

Welcome to selling on eBay. When
you recently listed an item, you may have seen a message letting you
know that you reached a limit on the number of items that you can list
in certain categories. Don't be discouraged. All new sellers are limited
to the number of items they can list in certain categories, such as PC
Desktops, Televisions, and Flash Memory Drives. For a full list of
categories, see:
http://pages.ebay.com/help/sell/new-seller-limits.html

Buyers who shop in these categories tend to have high expectations, so
we want to make sure all of our new sellers can deliver the level of
customer service needed to succeed on eBay. You'll be able to list again
in 30 days, and we encourage you to continue providing a positive
buying experience.

Uh-huh. I totally believe that this is about "high expectations" and not some sort of welfare for your Power Sellers. One item every 30 days is ludicrous, especially when you have 4 of them to get rid of.

It's like they want you to use Craigslist. :P

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 11:51:45

What if they do?

lee4hmz · 2012-03-02 11:54:05

You'd think they'd be honest about it, then.

Either way, it's obvious eBay doesn't want any new sellers in certain categories, so I guess the other three minis are selling some other way. They're not getting recycled, because they're Macs and someone will buy them even if they're obsolete.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-02 11:57:29

Isn't Craigslist full of paedos, hookers and weird sexual fetishists?

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 12:00:30

lee4hmz · 2012-03-02 12:01:52

That would be the personals section, which is a Wretched Hive that would make /b/ blanch.

The actual classifieds are no worse than the classifieds that run in the newspaper (or used to, anyway).

Idler · 2012-03-02 12:05:39

To be fair, we're full of weird sexual fetishists.

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 12:09:17

Perverts? In MY Heapers' Hangout?

Idler · 2012-03-02 12:23:45

a) Why am I reading fanfiction about Twilight Sparkle writing porn?

b) Why am I enjoying it?

Imipolex G · 2012-03-02 12:24:05

^^It's about as likely as you think.

^It's about as likely as you think.

Misery · 2012-03-02 12:28:56

Meow.

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 12:31:30

(*Ear Scritches*)

Misery · 2012-03-02 12:32:20

Purr.

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 12:34:05

(*Tummy Rubs*)

Haven · 2012-03-02 12:35:26

Hell yes.

Starslip has been making me say that a lot lately.

Misery · 2012-03-02 12:40:42

-smiles-

Imipolex G · 2012-03-02 12:47:14

ARGLEBARGLE

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-02 12:55:14

Naney is flirting with my catgirl?

imokaywiththeseturnofevents.jpeg

Idler · 2012-03-02 12:55:37

Twilight was vaguely surprised they didn’t all have their extortion cutie marks yet.

This is the best story ever.

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 12:57:27

I'm not flirting, I'm just tummy rubs are the BEST THING EVAR, and they never should be denied anyone.

Princess Alice · 2012-03-02 13:00:23

a) Why am I reading fanfiction about Twilight Sparkle writing porn?

b) Why am I enjoying it?

c) Why was my first thought "linkplz"?

d) linkplz

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 13:00:56

Bunny was reading that earlier.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-02 13:03:28

-tummy rubs Naney-

Idler · 2012-03-02 13:05:23

Here you go.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-03-02 13:10:54

I know that feel. :<

(*Hugs*)

Interestingly, I no longer even remember what it was about.

Princess Alice · 2012-03-02 13:11:03

Thanks, Idler.

Of course, I'm at school right now, so I'll have to read it when I get home, but WHO CARES

Salix Babylonika · 2012-03-02 13:12:40

I had off today.

Are you in high school or college Central Avenue?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-02 13:13:37

CA: You're at School at 1815 on a Friday?

Idler · 2012-03-02 13:14:07

Apparently there exists another saucy comedy fanfic called "Fluffershy".

Oh dear Celestia no

Misery · 2012-03-02 13:14:18

Craving a cheeseburger.

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 13:17:05

Fluffershy

Pfft. XD

-tummy rubs Naney-

(*Purrs*) ^w^

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Misery · 2012-03-02 13:21:26

-turns next poster into a cheeseburger and eats them-

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Idler · 2012-03-02 13:23:07

Now I'm reading a fic about Fluttershy defending her title as world champion of "Shh".

Imipolex G · 2012-03-02 13:25:13

DRUGS

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-02 13:27:27

I see that the EU signed that new treaty despite the Irish needing a vote on it.

Obā-san · 2012-03-02 13:28:15

What's the treaty about?

Idler · 2012-03-02 13:28:41

As someone studying EU law I should probably have an opinion on that.

But I have no idea what's going on.

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