The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Salix Babylonika

  2014-02-13 21:48:09

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  compound profane insults:

  • crackwagon
  • fuckwreck
  • cockdicker
• Obā-san

  2014-02-13 21:49:08

  
  

  God that'd take foreverrrrrrrr
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-13 21:53:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  abandoned buildings
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-13 22:03:30

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Yon Assassin said:

  I own approximately 2265 yu gi oh cards
  
  
  How much should I charge for them on ebay

  The soul of a young, impressionable child.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-13 22:07:30

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  No wait, Ebay has a rule about that. 

  
  

  Maybe try Craigslist.
• Aliroz

  2014-02-13 22:14:09 edited 2014-02-13 22:20:23

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-13 22:18:00

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I want more games that bring the player into the story.

  
  

  Like, literally bring the player into the story. Giving them their own identity in the world, something bigger than taking control of a point-of-view character. Interacting with the player, talking with her, directly attempting to evoke something from the person behind the controller. 

  
  

  It's a good vein for the 'videogame as art' community to pick at. What other medium interacts with the consumer as well as videogames? Books that do so are generally exiled to the Choose Your Own Adventure dimension. Movies that do so died out for a good reason; they were ridiculous and kitschy. Only the videogame can pull if off with any sense of legitimacy. So. Let's get going.
• Odradek

  2014-02-13 22:19:13

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Tre

  2014-02-13 22:20:17

  
  

  http://imgur.com/dVppEWY
  
  literally only putting this here for my own reference, don't mind me
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-13 22:20:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  BOSS RUSH
  
• Aliroz

  2014-02-13 22:21:39 edited 2014-02-13 22:23:31

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Tre said:

  http://imgur.com/dVppEWY
  
  literally only putting this here for my own reference, don't mind me

  
  Izzat you, Tre?
  
  If so, sweet mustache.
  
  -anyways, why did you change your signature?-
• Quip

  2014-02-13 22:23:25

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  Oh, thanks ^_^

  
  

  Both my facial and head hair are really long for me right now. My rents are probably going to cut my hair soon enough, but the 'stache is here to stay.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-13 22:24:38

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  That was very nice of you, Quip.
• Quip

  2014-02-13 22:26:59

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  What can I say? Retirement softens a guy up.
• Tre

  2014-02-13 22:29:20

  
  

  Aliroz said:

  -anyways, why did you change your signature?-

  Well, the【=◈︿◈=】is a reference to a recent announcement by an electronic artist I really like, the "limbless wonder torn asunder" is a Kexruct quote, and the "Official Dumbass of the Heap" is merely a statement of fact.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-13 22:31:19

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And where's your certification, sir? Your license? The trail of paperwork?

  
  

  You are no such thing.
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-13 22:31:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ALLIGATOR RAMPAGE
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-13 22:33:03

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Haha, slippy alligator
• Tre

  2014-02-13 22:34:44

  
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  And where's your certification, sir? Your license? The trail of paperwork?

  
  

  You are no such thing.

  Just give me a sec, I've got to go dig that damn diploma out...
• Tanya

  2014-02-13 22:38:55

  Pizza Dog

  Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop... Because the Terminator is after him.
  
  /casting joke.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-13 22:40:27

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And some say that the Demoman is still backing up.
• Tanya

  2014-02-13 22:42:20

  Pizza Dog

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Haha, slippy alligator

  "Use the boost to get through"
  
  Actually, was that Slippy or Peppy?
  
• Tanya

  2014-02-13 22:42:22

  Pizza Dog

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Haha, slippy alligator

  "Use the boost to get through"
  
  Actually, was that Slippy or Peppy?
  
• Tanya

  2014-02-13 22:42:45

  Pizza Dog

  Triple Toast Internet.
  
• Aliroz

  2014-02-13 22:46:02

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yarrun, check your archives before making such statements.
  
  I'm sure our friend Tre properly filed everything in triplicate, riiiight, Tre?
  
  It'd be a shame if you got hit by a VEI-8 for improper paperwork...
• Tre

  2014-02-13 22:46:57 edited 2014-02-13 22:48:14

  
  

  Here we go, found it!

  
  

  

  
  

  I just never got it signed. But it's legit, I swear!
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-13 22:48:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  that's pretty nice
  
  I want a certificate that says "Royal Cow"
  
• Aliroz

  2014-02-13 22:51:50 edited 2014-02-13 23:01:06

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Haha, slippy alligator

  
  Actually, it's a gharial (also called a Gavial). Really long, narrow snout.
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Hexartes

  2014-02-13 22:52:38 edited 2014-02-13 22:53:18

  ^^^No, Tre, that one belongs to me.
• Tre

  2014-02-13 22:53:43

  
  

  Kexruct said:

  ^^^No, Tre, that one belongs to me.

  Then why doesn't it say Tucker Whatever?
• Hexartes

  2014-02-13 22:54:38

  Typo.
• Tre

  2014-02-13 22:54:44 edited 2014-02-13 22:57:07

  
  

  Right. Well, nobody said the titles were exclusionary.

  
  

  also my hand slipped

  
  

  
• Anonus

  2014-02-13 22:59:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Ooh, you've got Wisdom Script
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-13 23:00:04

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Welp.
• Tre

  2014-02-13 23:02:05

  
  

  That I do, and legally, too!
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-13 23:03:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yay! ^_^
  
• Odradek

  2014-02-13 23:06:16

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://www.reddit.com/r/Cynicalbrit/comments/1xrx27/in_light_of_tb_abandonning_his_own_subreddit/cfe3rgc

  
  

  Woah.
• Aliroz

  2014-02-13 23:07:54

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
• Tanya

  2014-02-13 23:11:18

  Pizza Dog

  Odradek said:

  http://www.reddit.com/r/Cynicalbrit/comments/1xrx27/in_light_of_tb_abandonning_his_own_subreddit/cfe3rgc

  
  

  Woah.

  Why the woah? This kind of thing could be seen a mile away.
  
• Aliroz

  2014-02-13 23:13:35

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-13 23:16:28

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm awake

  
  

  I've felt so shitty this past week...twice I stayed home because my stomach hurt

  
  

  But what really gets me is how lethargic I've been...I'm so tired constantly and it seems like the smallest of tasks is a huge ordeal
• Aliroz

  2014-02-13 23:16:36

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  RARE FOOTAGE OF PANGUR AND ALIROZ (AS SEEN THROUGH A HAT FILTER)
  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-02-13 23:19:00

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I am catching up on Kill la Kill still. Only four or five more episodes to go I think.
  
  Such hype.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-02-13 23:24:14

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  It's
  
  Makover time.
  
• Section42L

  2014-02-13 23:25:38

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  yay Mako!
• Tre

  2014-02-13 23:28:27

  
  

  Burgundy Queen said:

  It's
  
  Makover time.
  

  YEEEEEEAHHHHHHH
• lee4hmz

  2014-02-13 23:30:35

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I'm watching that EA video someone posted earlier, and wow, fucking EA, if you're going to require an Internet connection for everything, stick to making fucking Flash games. >:P
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-02-13 23:31:58

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Tre is there a way to recreate Kill la Kill's obnoxiously red fuck-me font in my signature box without breaking it?
  
• Aliroz

  2014-02-13 23:32:22

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Hey. Humanity.
  
  Leave China. Leave all wetlands. Leave Florida.
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-13 23:38:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  At this point there's probably more humanity in China than there is China