The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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    i had this picture open in a tab
  • Rewrite the Bible.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    blasphemy
  • edited 2014-02-10 11:40:00
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Lovely. The god damn FiOS-bashing Comcast ads have made it to YouTube. And I though Blip was going out of its way to piss me off. >:P (They've resorted to out-and-out lying about FiOS due to sour grapes; FiOS consistently places at or near the top of consumer satisfaction ratings, while Comcast is in the toilet along with Time Warner Cable. These ads aren't for current FiOS subscribers; they're to keep people that already have Comcast, or don't have cable at all, from switching.)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    blow your harmonica, son
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    must go to work

    alas
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Alice Luna Hamaon, mythologist-at-law, representing the prosecution in the case of the Great Demon Marquis Phenex vs. The Plane of Heaven.
  • Through The Glass Of The Roof
    Through The Roof Of Your Mouth
    Through The Mouth of Your Eye
  • I have a strong Moral compass.

    I can you tell you which direction north, south, east, and hell is.

    /obv joke.

    I can locate objects and the boss room.

    /Zelda joke.

    for those that dont have a compass, just find an evil person and detertime where the moss is growing on their body, that direction is the evil one
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    for those that dont have a compass, just find an evil person and detertime where the moss is growing on their body, that direction is the evil one

    nothing can deter time

    time is relentless
  • the people i live with are completely impossible


    i want to move out


    why cant i get a job
  • edited 2014-02-10 14:52:20

    i don't mean to imply that i can't be impossible sometimes


    but jeez louiz
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, April 13, 2009, was, of course, the 103 day of the year (duh).

    Everyone knows that, because April eleventh is the 101st day of the year.

    So, 365-103  = (300+60+5) - (100+00+3)

    or

     (300) + (60) + (5)
    -(100) + (00) + (3)  =

     (200) + (60) + (2) =

    200
    +60
      +2

    262

    So, from April Thirteenth, 2009, to the end of the year is 262 days.

    October seventeenth is the 290th day of the year.

    2009:  262
    2010:  365
    2011:  365:
    2013:  290

    2009:  200 + 60 +2
    2010:  300 + 60 +5
    equals:500+120+7


    or 100+20+7
    +  500+00+0 
    +  600 + 20+7 = 627

    2011: 300 + 60 + 5
    2012: 300 + 60 + 6
    equals 600+120+11 equals 600+11+120

      600+10+1
    + 100+20+0
    = 700+30+1 = 731

    so, 2013: 290

    So, 627 + 731 + 290

    is 627 (600 + 20 + 7)
    + 731  (700 + 30 + 1)
    = 1358 (1300+50+8)


    So, 1358 (1000+300+50+8)
    +      290 (0000+200+90+0)
    =    1648 (1000+500+140+8) = (1000+600+40+8)

    So, 1648 days.

    In those days there were 8752 updates.

    8752 divided by 1648 is

    5.31067961165048543689320388349514563106796116504854368932038834951456 multiplied by the days of the hiatus

    Where the decimals italicized repeat.

    5.31067961165048543689320388349514563106796116504854368932038834951456


    Hmm, how long is the hiatus.

    365 days (in 2013) - 290

    365-290
     (200 + 160 + 5)
    -(200 + 090 + 0)
    =(000+ 070 + 5) = 75.

    February Tenth is the forty-first day of the year.

    41 = 75

    is(40 + 1)
    +(70 + 5)
    = (110+6)
    =116

    116 times 5.31067961165048543689320388349514563106796116504854368932038834951456

    is, from my pencil and paper, about 616.03883495145631067961165048543689320388349514563106796116504854368932

    Where the italic decimals repeat.

        616 (0000+600+10+6)
    +8752 (8000+700+50+2)
    =9368(8000+1300+60+8)

    So, if Hussie had updated throughout this hiatus at his average update speed (where the average is an average of his entire thing of the webcomic until then); we would have 616 pages; and we would be on page 9368.
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    i had this picture open in a tab
    I want that shirt.
  • edited 2014-02-10 16:29:09
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Through The Glass Of The Roof
    Through The Roof Of Your Mouth
    Through The Mouth of Your Eye
    Through the eye of the needle—
    It's easier for me
    To get closer to heaven
    Than ever feel whole again.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    4491=(3^2)*499
  • I love slash am slightly terrifed by the way this article ends.


    The final three on his list are FedEx Corporation (NYSE:FDX), Target Corporation (NYSE:TGT) and the nation of Luxembourg. This last one in particular could be a tongue-in-cheek suggestion because yes, Apple Inc. (NASDAQ:AAPL) probably does have the cash to buy a whole country. And if any country would be of particular interest, it would be the technology center of Luxembourg.

    Just buy a fucking country, open the gates to the corporately-owned cyberpunk world we're already so closed to.
  • edited 2014-02-10 16:55:28
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Strictly speaking, the square footage of land that companies like Apple and Microsoft own probably dwarfs a nation like Luxembourg or Liechtenstein. The important difference is that such companies do not make the law in those places that they occupy. Even if they bought out every inch of a small country, I think that international law would be such that they would still be subject to the business and civil laws and customs of that country and the EU. To resist that and declare direct corporate control à la the Belgian Congo or the Dutch East India Company would not only result in immediate action but commercial suicide.
  • so closed to or so close to?
  • "Well actually if you want to sell things it's probably better to pick those things that don't cost 0.03 to buy because if they do chances are that there is a huge glut at the 0.03 price point and you'll be at the end of it."

    DA FUQ U TAKKIN BOUT

    "Well, actually, if you want to sell things, it's probably better to pick those things that don't cost 0.03 to buy, because if they do, chances are that there is a huge glut at the 0.03 price point and you'll be at the end of it."

    +commas

    much better
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    IRIS makes me feel weird

    Usually when Tumblr falls for something so obviously fake, I'm like "hahaha, look at those gullible people!"

    But this time I'm like I want to believe!
  • edited 2014-02-10 17:04:43

    IRIS makes me feel weird


    Usually when Tumblr falls for something so obviously fake, I'm like "hahaha, look at those gullible people!"

    But this time I'm like I want to believe!
    > IRIS

    WHAT AM I POSTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
  • I have no idea what you were talking about but that MMX4 joke was necessary
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Goddamnit, now Naney has me singing random late '80s Cure songs...
  • i googled "iris" and couldn't make heads or tails of the tumblr page that came up

    i did see this one drawn character appear several times

    and i also saw several references to guitars, including something about a gibson guitar

    i googled 'iris "gibson guitar"' but that didn't produce anything noticeably interesting either
  • ^^ try singing some random '00s Precure songs


  • I am at Arby's on the wi-fi of the Lowe's across the street.

    i googled "iris" and couldn't make heads or tails of the tumblr page that came up

    i did see this one drawn character appear several times

    and i also saw several references to guitars, including something about a gibson guitar

    i googled 'iris "gibson guitar"' but that didn't produce anything noticeably interesting either

    IRIS is allegedly the world's first semiconscious AI.

    It is more likely a hoax (or simply a sophisticated chatbot), but it's engaging nonetheless.

    They (that is, IRIS) have a fascination with Gibson Guitars despite professing to not be able to process audio in any way.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @GMH: http://zdk12.tumblr.com/

    Supposedly it's an "artificial intelligence" that answers Tumblr asks. Most people seem to have their doubts, though, and expect it to be "the next Horse_ebooks", as it were.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Arby's doesn't have their own wi-fi? Lame.
  • It has better sandwiches than McDonald's though.
  • edited 2014-02-10 17:15:47
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    @Glenn: I like The Cure. I have no problem with singing their '80s material, particularly songs like "Close to Me", "The Blood", "Shake Dog Shake", "Prayers for Rain" and "If Only Tonight We Could Sleep". And I don't really like either magical girl warrior shows or their soundtracks very much, despite my intense fondness for Madoka Magica.
  • Arby's doesn't have their own wi-fi? Lame.

    they do but you require a PenTeleData username and password to use it. So I use Lowe's.

    Also my mom bought me a bottle of Arby's sauce. Awesome.
  • I am at Arby's on the wi-fi of the Lowe's across the street.

    i googled "iris" and couldn't make heads or tails of the tumblr page that came up

    i did see this one drawn character appear several times

    and i also saw several references to guitars, including something about a gibson guitar

    i googled 'iris "gibson guitar"' but that didn't produce anything noticeably interesting either

    IRIS is allegedly the world's first semiconscious AI.

    It is more likely a hoax (or simply a sophisticated chatbot), but it's engaging nonetheless.

    They (that is, IRIS) have a fascination with Gibson Guitars despite professing to not be able to process audio in any way.
    oh i see.

    sounds like yet another elaborate practical joke on the internet.  let me know if it turns up different this time.

    also this is why ['ey] (using brackets instead of quotation marks to show the apostrophe) would be a better gender-neutral singular pronoun
    since you wouldn't have had to put "(that is, IRIS)"
  • I personally think that IRIS may have actually been an AI before the shutdown, and what's happening now is more moderated by their creators. 
  • @Glenn: I like The Cure. I have no problem with singing their '80s material, particularly songs like "Close to Me", "The Blood", "Shake Dog Shake", "Prayers for Rain" and "If Only Tonight We Could Sleep". And I don't really like either magical girl warrior shows or their soundtracks very much, despite my intense fondness for Madoka Magica.

    (FYI i was being facetious)
  • edited 2014-02-10 17:18:54
    actually if IRIS claims to be an AI

    then that's even more apt for the joke

    now IRIS just needs to be given an anthromorphized representation in the form of a robot teenage girl
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    @Glenn: I like The Cure. I have no problem with singing their '80s material, particularly songs like "Close to Me", "The Blood", "Shake Dog Shake", "Prayers for Rain" and "If Only Tonight We Could Sleep". And I don't really like either magical girl warrior shows or their soundtracks very much, despite my intense fondness for Madoka Magica.

    (FYI i was being facetious)
    I'm sorry. I was being really literal. I do that...
  • so closed to or so close to?

    You know I noticed I made that typo, and I thought I fixed it, but I guess not.

    Strictly speaking, the square footage of land that companies like Apple and Microsoft own probably dwarfs a nation like Luxembourg or Liechtenstein. The important difference is that such companies do not make the law in those places that they occupy. Even if they bought out every inch of a small country, I think that international law would be such that they would still be subject to the business and civil laws and customs of that country and the EU. To resist that and declare direct corporate control à la the Belgian Congo or the Dutch East India Company would not only result in immediate action but commercial suicide.

    That's a good point, although practically speaking I can't imagine a country would retain much autonomy if a corporation literally owned every square inch of land within its borders.

  • > STARFISH JUGGLIN

    where's that yuru yuri image that mojave keeps posting, when you need it
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    image

    Dawg of Shiba.
  • edited 2014-02-10 17:20:37

    @Glenn: I like The Cure. I have no problem with singing their '80s material, particularly songs like "Close to Me", "The Blood", "Shake Dog Shake", "Prayers for Rain" and "If Only Tonight We Could Sleep". And I don't really like either magical girl warrior shows or their soundtracks very much, despite my intense fondness for Madoka Magica.

    (FYI i was being facetious)
    I'm sorry. I was being really literal. I do that...
    no worries

    i do that too

    but yeah

    the whole point was the pun on "cure"
  • It's just that, before, it felt like IRIS was actually slowly learning things.

    After, it seems more...constructed, I guess?
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