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  • Duck Hunt
    Spy Hunter

    The Duck Hunter
  • edited 2012-03-02 00:16:59
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Professor Avenue says it's time to learn about fast food in America:

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  • Wow, the east coast is deprived.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, I found it weird that they have locations in Alaska and Hawaii but none of the New England states.
  • Or New Jersey.

    But there are White Castle locations there!
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-03-02 00:31:09
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    Maybe it's just because I'm too young, but I barely remember White Castle even using this logo in any form aside from the text.

    It's so old looking. Very 70s.
  • Tre and Kumar Go To White Castle
  • I knew someone would make that reference. :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember that logo well, but I spent several years of my childhood living in an apartment complex on the corner opposite a White Castle.

    ...and on the near corner was a Borders bookstore. Mother and I used to walk there on summer afternoons and buy books that we read when we got home.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    R.I.P. Borders
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I did this from memory, so I have no idea how accurate it actually is:

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    ...God. I miss living within walking distance of things. Fuck the suburbs.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    KINKO'S
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The space between the letters is just as wide as the space between the words, how tacky:

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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Oh, Funnyjunk."

    Heh, I remember when that video was the very pinnacle of internet entertainment.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I find myself wishing I were a My Little Pony pony now

    Why
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Because I have dibs on being the orc!
  • CA: What would you do as a My Little Pony?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Probably the same stuff I do now (i.e., be lazy all day) but in pony form.
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    It seems to be time for my ~six month Led Zeppelin binge
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  • I think the sacrifice of opposable thumbs would be pretty big. Unless you were a unicorn.
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    Apparently, playing Battletoads does cause your thumbs to fall off. So, yeah.
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    I used to play as Tails sometimes.

    Just because Tails
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wouldn't go that far.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've never seen you look like this withour a reason
    Anotehr promise fallen through a notehr season passes mby you

    Chef, why are your singing?

    oh, i'm practicing for hte annual Cleveland Area Chef Sing-Off

    does that even sexist?

    Of course it exsits, waiterman,
    Here have a link to their webstie

    you can't insert links in real-live conversations, chef

    I can with Greaskemyony for Firefox!

    ...whatever
    So hows the cosplay coming along?

    what copstly, waiterman?

    Well, chef, you said you wanted to take me to bronycon with us dresses like the flim flam brothers

    oh, that
    yeah, i gave up on that

    why, chef?

    because i realized my little pny si for little kids
    so i'm not ombsessed with that show anymore

    oh.

    instead i'm obsessed with the magic school bus

    i thought you despitsed pbs with a passion eever since their ceo murdered your wife

    no, i'm over that

    why are we friends

    be quiet
    the magic schoolbus is on
  • edited 2012-03-02 02:08:16
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  • The death of Borders was a tragedy unparalleled by the greatest work of Shakespeare
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    I bought some of the most influential books I ever read at Borders. 'Twas there I attained my copies of Ulysses, Gravity's Rainbow, and the Gormenghast novels, among others.

    The one nearest to where I live had a really crap parking lot, though
  • edited 2012-03-02 01:46:43
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think the sacrifice of opposable thumbs would be pretty big. Unless you were a unicorn.
    Why would I need opposable thumbs to be lazy?

    ^ We always walked to ours, like I mentioned earlier, though I do recall it having a rather small parking lot.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Let's all visit Halloween Horror Nights Orlando 2002
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Nah, let's go to 1989 again
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    But but but

    I never got to see Maximum Carnage

    Which is weird that they did it at that time cause it was like 9 years after the comic
  • Habeas Corpus, Pony Lawyer.
  • I miss Borders. I'm not sure what it was, maybe it was the people they hired, but the atmosphere at Borders was wonderful. It just seemed to have a down to earth attitude that really made the place fun to go to. All the people at the local Barnes and Noble come of as snobby and Books a Million is rather personality-less.  I remember ordering Romance of the Three Kingdoms at Borders back in 6th grade.
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    I love talking about points in time (e.g. specific dates, years, events) as though they were places we could visit. "Let's go to the 1982 World's Fair again!"

    It's so wrong, and so right.
  • The Ferris Wheel was introduced at a World's Fair

    And near the fair when it was unveiled lived HH Holmes, America's first serial killer.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *uses Princess Magic™ to make the next poster bless the rains down in Africa*
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hey
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Hey
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  • edited 2012-03-02 02:12:47
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I kinda want to draw my princessona now.

    The only problem is I can't draw, and I especially can't draw all the elaborately frilly fabrics and stuff that would be required for my princess dress.
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