The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    how many do I have

    20
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I swear the quote function around here was designed by Torquemada
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "But what criterion have you to distinguish the strong from the weak?" 

    "Knowledge and evidence. The tuberculous and the scrofulous are recognised by their diseases, and the insane and the immoral by their actions." 

    "But mistakes may be made!" 

    "Yes, but it's no use to be afraid of getting your feet wet when you are threatened with the deluge!" 

    "That's philosophy," laughed the deacon. 

    "Not a bit of it. You are so corrupted by your seminary philosophy that you want to see nothing but fog in everything. The abstract studies with which your youthful head is stuffed are called abstract just because they abstract your minds from what is obvious. Look the devil straight in the eye, and if he's the devil, tell him he's the devil, and don't go calling to Kant or Hegel for explanations." 

    The zoologist paused and went on: 

    "Twice two's four, and a stone's a stone. Here to-morrow we have a duel. You and I will say it's stupid and absurd, that the duel is out of date, that there is no real difference between the aristocratic duel and the drunken brawl in the pot-house, and yet we shall not stop, we shall go there and fight. So there is some force stronger than our reasoning. We shout that war is plunder, robbery, atrocity, fratricide; we cannot look upon blood without fainting; but the French or the Germans have only to insult us for us to feel at once an exaltation of spirit; in the most genuine way we shout 'Hurrah!' and rush to attack the foe. You will invoke the blessing of God on our weapons, and our valour will arouse universal and general enthusiasm. Again it follows that there is a force, if not higher, at any rate stronger, than us and our philosophy. We can no more stop it than that cloud which is moving upwards over the sea. Don't be hypocritical, don't make a long nose at it on the sly; and don't say, 'Ah, old-fashioned, stupid! Ah, it's inconsistent with Scripture!' but look it straight in the face, recognise its rational lawfulness, and when, for instance, it wants to destroy a rotten, scrofulous, corrupt race, don't hinder it with your pilules and misunderstood quotations from the Gospel. Leskov has a story of a conscientious Danila who found a leper outside the town, and fed and warmed him in the name of love and of Christ. If that Danila had really loved humanity, he would have dragged the leper as far as possible from the town, and would have flung him in a pit, and would have gone to save the healthy. Christ, I hope, taught us a rational, intelligent, practical love." 

    "What a fellow you are!" laughed the deacon. "You don't believe in Christ. Why do you mention His name so often?" 

    "Yes, I do believe in Him. Only, of course, in my own way, not in yours. Oh, deacon, deacon!" laughed the zoologist; he put his arm round the deacon's waist, and said gaily: "Well? Are you coming with us to the duel to-morrow?" 
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    ^Mathnerd.txt
  • Odradek said:

    "But what criterion have you to distinguish the strong from the weak?" 

    "Knowledge and evidence. The tuberculous and the scrofulous are recognised by their diseases, and the insane and the immoral by their actions." 

    "But mistakes may be made!" 

    "Yes, but it's no use to be afraid of getting your feet wet when you are threatened with the deluge!" 

    "That's philosophy," laughed the deacon. 

    "Not a bit of it. You are so corrupted by your seminary philosophy that you want to see nothing but fog in everything. The abstract studies with which your youthful head is stuffed are called abstract just because they abstract your minds from what is obvious. Look the devil straight in the eye, and if he's the devil, tell him he's the devil, and don't go calling to Kant or Hegel for explanations." 

    The zoologist paused and went on: 

    "Twice two's four, and a stone's a stone. Here to-morrow we have a duel. You and I will say it's stupid and absurd, that the duel is out of date, that there is no real difference between the aristocratic duel and the drunken brawl in the pot-house, and yet we shall not stop, we shall go there and fight. So there is some force stronger than our reasoning. We shout that war is plunder, robbery, atrocity, fratricide; we cannot look upon blood without fainting; but the French or the Germans have only to insult us for us to feel at once an exaltation of spirit; in the most genuine way we shout 'Hurrah!' and rush to attack the foe. You will invoke the blessing of God on our weapons, and our valour will arouse universal and general enthusiasm. Again it follows that there is a force, if not higher, at any rate stronger, than us and our philosophy. We can no more stop it than that cloud which is moving upwards over the sea. Don't be hypocritical, don't make a long nose at it on the sly; and don't say, 'Ah, old-fashioned, stupid! Ah, it's inconsistent with Scripture!' but look it straight in the face, recognise its rational lawfulness, and when, for instance, it wants to destroy a rotten, scrofulous, corrupt race, don't hinder it with your pilules and misunderstood quotations from the Gospel. Leskov has a story of a conscientious Danila who found a leper outside the town, and fed and warmed him in the name of love and of Christ. If that Danila had really loved humanity, he would have dragged the leper as far as possible from the town, and would have flung him in a pit, and would have gone to save the healthy. Christ, I hope, taught us a rational, intelligent, practical love." 

    "What a fellow you are!" laughed the deacon. "You don't believe in Christ. Why do you mention His name so often?" 

    "Yes, I do believe in Him. Only, of course, in my own way, not in yours. Oh, deacon, deacon!" laughed the zoologist; he put his arm round the deacon's waist, and said gaily: "Well? Are you coming with us to the duel to-morrow?" 

  • edited 2014-02-08 22:31:42
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    10/22/2012

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    (10:57:15 PM) Cultist: oh
  • edited 2014-02-08 22:32:12
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^ That doesn't describe Yarrun at all.
  • I am now listening to High Land Hard Rain.

    Currently, it's pretty much exactly what I expected a band called Aztec Camera to sound like.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    "But what criterion have you to distinguish the strong from the weak?" 

    "Knowledge and evidence. The tuberculous and the scrofulous are recognised by their diseases, and the insane and the immoral by their actions." 

    "But mistakes may be made!" 

    "Yes, but it's no use to be afraid of getting your feet wet when you are threatened with the deluge!" 

    "That's philosophy," laughed the deacon. 

    "Not a bit of it. You are so corrupted by your seminary philosophy that you want to see nothing but fog in everything. The abstract studies with which your youthful head is stuffed are called abstract just because they abstract your minds from what is obvious. Look the devil straight in the eye, and if he's the devil, tell him he's the devil, and don't go calling to Kant or Hegel for explanations." 

    The zoologist paused and went on: 

    "Twice two's four, and a stone's a stone. Here to-morrow we have a duel. You and I will say it's stupid and absurd, that the duel is out of date, that there is no real difference between the aristocratic duel and the drunken brawl in the pot-house, and yet we shall not stop, we shall go there and fight. So there is some force stronger than our reasoning. We shout that war is plunder, robbery, atrocity, fratricide; we cannot look upon blood without fainting; but the French or the Germans have only to insult us for us to feel at once an exaltation of spirit; in the most genuine way we shout 'Hurrah!' and rush to attack the foe. You will invoke the blessing of God on our weapons, and our valour will arouse universal and general enthusiasm. Again it follows that there is a force, if not higher, at any rate stronger, than us and our philosophy. We can no more stop it than that cloud which is moving upwards over the sea. Don't be hypocritical, don't make a long nose at it on the sly; and don't say, 'Ah, old-fashioned, stupid! Ah, it's inconsistent with Scripture!' but look it straight in the face, recognise its rational lawfulness, and when, for instance, it wants to destroy a rotten, scrofulous, corrupt race, don't hinder it with your pilules and misunderstood quotations from the Gospel. Leskov has a story of a conscientious Danila who found a leper outside the town, and fed and warmed him in the name of love and of Christ. If that Danila had really loved humanity, he would have dragged the leper as far as possible from the town, and would have flung him in a pit, and would have gone to save the healthy. Christ, I hope, taught us a rational, intelligent, practical love." 

    "What a fellow you are!" laughed the deacon. "You don't believe in Christ. Why do you mention His name so often?" 

    "Yes, I do believe in Him. Only, of course, in my own way, not in yours. Oh, deacon, deacon!" laughed the zoologist; he put his arm round the deacon's waist, and said gaily: "Well? Are you coming with us to the duel to-morrow?" 

  • OK So I guess I'm gonna listen to this on foobar, because for some reason WMP keeps pausing whenever I click on anything else.
  • Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    "But what criterion have you to distinguish the strong from the weak?" 

    "Knowledge and evidence. The tuberculous and the scrofulous are recognised by their diseases, and the insane and the immoral by their actions." 

    "But mistakes may be made!" 

    "Yes, but it's no use to be afraid of getting your feet wet when you are threatened with the deluge!" 

    "That's philosophy," laughed the deacon. 

    "Not a bit of it. You are so corrupted by your seminary philosophy that you want to see nothing but fog in everything. The abstract studies with which your youthful head is stuffed are called abstract just because they abstract your minds from what is obvious. Look the devil straight in the eye, and if he's the devil, tell him he's the devil, and don't go calling to Kant or Hegel for explanations." 

    The zoologist paused and went on: 

    "Twice two's four, and a stone's a stone. Here to-morrow we have a duel. You and I will say it's stupid and absurd, that the duel is out of date, that there is no real difference between the aristocratic duel and the drunken brawl in the pot-house, and yet we shall not stop, we shall go there and fight. So there is some force stronger than our reasoning. We shout that war is plunder, robbery, atrocity, fratricide; we cannot look upon blood without fainting; but the French or the Germans have only to insult us for us to feel at once an exaltation of spirit; in the most genuine way we shout 'Hurrah!' and rush to attack the foe. You will invoke the blessing of God on our weapons, and our valour will arouse universal and general enthusiasm. Again it follows that there is a force, if not higher, at any rate stronger, than us and our philosophy. We can no more stop it than that cloud which is moving upwards over the sea. Don't be hypocritical, don't make a long nose at it on the sly; and don't say, 'Ah, old-fashioned, stupid! Ah, it's inconsistent with Scripture!' but look it straight in the face, recognise its rational lawfulness, and when, for instance, it wants to destroy a rotten, scrofulous, corrupt race, don't hinder it with your pilules and misunderstood quotations from the Gospel. Leskov has a story of a conscientious Danila who found a leper outside the town, and fed and warmed him in the name of love and of Christ. If that Danila had really loved humanity, he would have dragged the leper as far as possible from the town, and would have flung him in a pit, and would have gone to save the healthy. Christ, I hope, taught us a rational, intelligent, practical love." 

    "What a fellow you are!" laughed the deacon. "You don't believe in Christ. Why do you mention His name so often?" 

    "Yes, I do believe in Him. Only, of course, in my own way, not in yours. Oh, deacon, deacon!" laughed the zoologist; he put his arm round the deacon's waist, and said gaily: "Well? Are you coming with us to the duel to-morrow?" 

  • Successfully created the first five seconds or so of my game.

    Sort of. The initial event won't trigger unless there's a graphic of some sort attached to it (forcing me to make the initial conversation take place with a butterfly). But it's something. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Wiaterman, we need to talk
    Ther'es been a problem with my business fventure

    You mean this reataruant?

    No, silly
    I mean Uncle Chef's Underewater Hard Drive Storage

    Oh, that
    Did you ever get that lawsuit dismiessed?

    I don't wanna talka bout it
    Anyway, I might have to close up shop

    Aww. Why chef,?

    Because...I haven't had acusotmer in over two years

    Aww, I"m sorry chef
    I can't imagine why not

    I know, right?
    When did people stop neding their hard drives submerged in Lake Erie?

    This is a scary world we life in, chef
    Everyone with their dry hard drieves
    I'm sorry about your business, chef

    It's ok, wiaterman
    I'll be fine, as long as I have you

    Aww, thanks Chef

    Besies, you can help me pay off the debt, right?
  • Successfully created the first five seconds or so of my game.


    Sort of. The initial event won't trigger unless there's a graphic of some sort attached to it (forcing me to make the initial conversation take place with a butterfly). But it's something. 
    coooooool :D
  • Harry and the Methods of Potter the Rationality
  • IT"S MINE

    IT"S A HUNDRED

    SHUT IT OFF
  • so, current thoughts on High Land Hard Rain?

    It's pretty alright. The opening track in particular is killer.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    OK So I guess I'm gonna listen to this on foobar, because for some reason WMP keeps pausing whenever I click on anything else.

    is it too much of a wimp
  • Why is it so unreasonably difficult to make a one line chart in Google Sheets?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    This mock thread has gone four pages without actually being a discussion of specific content from what it's mocking, it's kinda amazing
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    So it's finally descended into complete self-parody.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I am debating just copy pasting in terrible stuff from TvTropes until they shut up and go back to the mocking.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek, what are your thoughts on Goons_TXT
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    Odradek, what are your thoughts on Goons_TXT

    Don't really follow it, sorry.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    I am debating just copy pasting in terrible stuff from TvTropes until they shut up and go back to the mocking.

    Don't.

    They deserve this. Leave them to their shame.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    I am debating just copy pasting in terrible stuff from TvTropes until they shut up and go back to the mocking.

    Don't.

    They deserve this. Leave them to their shame.
    I did it, despite it probably turning out to be a bad idea that will end in an enraged Lottery of Babylon buying me a redtext avatar.

    Because, dammit, I want to laugh at silly stuff on TvT sometimes.
  • Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    I am debating just copy pasting in terrible stuff from TvTropes until they shut up and go back to the mocking.

    Don't.

    They deserve this. Leave them to their shame.
    I did it, despite it probably turning out to be a bad idea that will end in an enraged Lottery of Babylon buying me a redtext avatar.

    Because, dammit, I want to laugh at silly stuff on TvT sometimes.
    bad |:|
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I did it before I saw SV's post, which probably would have dissuaded me.
  • The Daily Currant is a satirical news site that has articles that are taken for real news; not because it’s good satire, but because it’s bad comedy.
  • edited 2014-02-08 23:49:27
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    I did it, despite it probably turning out to be a bad idea that will end in an enraged Lottery of Babylon buying me a redtext avatar.

    He's an irrationally angry and insignificant little man who will give himself an aneurysm over nothing one day, and that is sad. It's not even like he's having fun.
  • Lottery of Babylon sounds like a metal band.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It's a Jorge Luis Borges story about a lottery that controls everything, which is and isn't a metaphor for fate. It's a beautiful little story, and probably has inspired a few metal bands.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Didn't he used to be Librarian Something-or-other on TVT?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Librarian of Babel, I think, which is another Borges reference. The man seems to have good taste in fiction, even if he is bonkers.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    Didn't he used to be Librarian Something-or-other on TVT?

    Yup. He was one of the P5 too.

  • Odradek said:

    Anonus said:

    Didn't he used to be Librarian Something-or-other on TVT?

    Yup. He was one of the P5 too.

    the least funny joke ever told.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    You know what's fun? Literary criticism.

    You know what's NOT fun? Literary criticism where someone explains a book entirely through references to a strawman who is their diametric opposite and is incapable of enjoying or not enjoying something for the same reasons they do.
  • I spent a fair chunk of my week away on TVTropes.

    The place isn't even bad anymore, it's just cold and boring.

    It's a lot like walking into a middle class town. No one's going to outright call you a criminal, but everyone's really suspicious of you and no one really wants you there.
  • edited 2014-02-09 00:18:29
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    Nobody ever responds to my updates on the Rozburgian situation.

    I gave one a 10/10 just an hour or so ago.

    Yeah, but that's more of a reaction than a response.

    So, odra, laughing at silly stuff as in:

    Fridge logic: a muppets ad for Denny's showed miss Piggy eating roast beef there.

    Well, to be fair, miss Piggy is made of felt.

    To be fair, so is the food at Denny's.





    Or do you mean like mocking and stuff? Ali is sad when people mock Ali's fellow fools.

    @Mojave: Oh, say it ain't so, Mo! I still have fond memories and a desire to be unbanned. Stupid reality interfering with how I want things to be.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I spent a fair chunk of my week away on TVTropes.

    The place isn't even bad anymore, it's just cold and boring.

    It's a lot like walking into a middle class town. No one's going to outright call you a criminal, but everyone's really suspicious of you and no one really wants you there.

    They didn't like you?

    I posted there yesterday...I'm not really known around there anymore...
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    I spent a fair chunk of my week away on TVTropes.

    The place isn't even bad anymore, it's just cold and boring.

    It's a lot like walking into a middle class town. No one's going to outright call you a criminal, but everyone's really suspicious of you and no one really wants you there.

    They didn't like you?

    I posted there yesterday...I'm not really known around there anymore...

    You crusha ma dreams, nonney. You crusha ma dreams.

    RESURGAM.
  • A while ago I tried to have my userpage and stuff removed from TVTropes, but for some reason the request was denied.

    But if I start feeling strongly about it again, I guess I can just edit it to be blank. Or tell them I have a Something Awful account, that probably works.
  • edited 2014-02-09 00:28:50
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    How funny, the only one here who would enjoy being at Tv Tropes, and I'm banned.

    A stupid soaping joke, and nobody is laughing.
  • Haven said:

    A while ago I tried to have my userpage and stuff removed from TVTropes, but for some reason the request was denied.


    But if I start feeling strongly about it again, I guess I can just edit it to be blank. Or tell them I have a Something Awful account, that probably works.
    I tried to have my entry in the Music section deleted while I was still a member there and they denied that too. idk.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    PrincessOS: Linux for Magical Princesses
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the only thing to fear

    is fear itself
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I cutlisted the "Christian Weston Chandler" redirect to the Sonichu page in May of 2010. It was denied. Then it got deleted almost a year later...
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