You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So I dreamed I had to walk down a suburban road for several miles.
After a while it got dark, so I put on a high-visibility safety vest.
Eventually I ended up at Target, where some people were roleplaying as PPG characters. I joined them as Bubbles!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Characters aren’t real people. They aren’t naturally who they are. They are written deliberately.
about how people treat characters like they’re real people in order to dismiss criticism of how they’re written/portrayed and put the blame on the reader for not trying hard enough to like them.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i went to the shop and bought a coat for £25 which had been £85 and all that was wrong with it was a button had fallen off and one other one was loose. topman is essentially paying me £60 to sew two buttons on. thank you topman. also i got a pair of jeans for £10 that were £38, and nothing wrong w/ them. a Good Clothing Shop
now i am making curry in preparation for a big curry night we are having. my hands smell like cardamom
New Girl thinks watching the Simpsons is childish, and adults who watch cartoons are probably abnormal otaku weirdos who use blow-up dolls and body pillows and jack off to tentacle porn
Lisa-chan is so kawaii, she makes my kokoro go doki-doki.
All words are mine and you can't have any of them. Mario Pei left me all the words (at least in this language). He owned the entirety of language (all languages). Punctuation, syntacs, meaning, connotation, subtleties, every-frigging-thing. He was there at the tower of babel when the split happened.
All words are mine and you can't have any of them. Mario Pei left me all the words (at least in this language). He owned the entirety of language (all languages). Punctuation, syntacs, meaning, connotation, subtleties, every-frigging-thing. He was there at the tower of babel when the split happened.
Mario Pei did not leave you control of all words, Lagarto Acuático; he left the control of the words of the world to the lexicographers and the etymologists and the linguists. But I am the steward of the esoteric, and thus de facto lord of silly and fantabulous words such as "syzygy" and "moazogotl" and "infaust!"
But, but, but, Mario Pei told me, he told me that he, he told me he would leave it to me.
PEI!
May I still have words like Fillip, mendacious, promulgate, palliated, paucity, amercement, specious, lassitude, trenchant, nugatory, casuistry, prolixity.
I am the master of loan words forgotten, formerly Anglicised and formerly un-Anglicised, particularly from French. "Parfit," "devoré," "rondeau," "travesti"—these are my sigils.
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incredible
some witty comment about 4chan goes here
Oono.
I like these two quotes.Indeed.
The complete abandonment of your morals.
I hate the way that these people have stolen my word, "privilege".
It's not your word. It's my word. You can't have it.
And you can't have "hot", "trap", "pussy", or "syzygy".
All words are MINE and you can't have them.
Maybe if you didn't keep doing stuff like this to words, I'd let you borrow them.
But no.
No.
WORDS ARE MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM.
GIVE IT BACK, FERRET.
All words are mine and you can't have any of them.
Mario Pei left me all the words (at least in this language). He owned the entirety of language (all languages). Punctuation, syntacs, meaning, connotation, subtleties, every-frigging-thing. He was there at the tower of babel when the split happened.
Finally, someone let me outta my cage
YES GOOD GOOD YES YES GOOD
Eating ACT II type Popcorn, the official Popcorn of the old empire.
Almost wanna charge my iPod just to go download it but I barely play Angry Birds and I actually payed for that.
PEI!
May I still have words like Fillip, mendacious, promulgate, palliated, paucity, amercement, specious, lassitude, trenchant, nugatory, casuistry, prolixity.
Also, exegesis, inchoate, intestate, contumely, wastrel, indemnity, flummox,
preponderous, vacillate, colloquy, allay, collusion, execration,
diapason, largesse, pilloried, modality, mulct, plenipotentiary, olio,
palliasse, contretemps, poliorcetics, vitiate, bivouac, otiose,
peripatetic, adumbrating, cyclothymia, and appanage?
These words are neither silly nor fantabulous, just rather obscure.
ALSO HEY GUYS IS PSYCHONAUTS WORTH TEN DOLLARS?
Scurrilous triumphalism peremptorily lubricious farrago consternation
concordat purlieus pusillanimous pernicious harangue imprecation
supinely sagacity suzerain enervating adubment seduously rondeau triolet
aubade poursuivants jongleurs maelstrom misfeasance malfeasance
nonfeasance
eucatastrophe
bathykolpian
apophthegm
palatinate
glomerulus
I claim these words in the name of the Centralia Bovines!