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  • This is actually why Link has the Triforce of courage in OoT, his past self ate the golden triangle and now Link's spirit has it.
  • that like some yahoo answers level shit right there
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Meanwhile I just achieved my goal of getting the best ending in Super Metroid

    clear time of 2:27

    I AM THE GREATEST
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and I didn't even have to swallow the cartridge!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    congrats Imi
  • edited 2014-02-07 23:35:05
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I hereby retire from video games again

    ^thanks!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    but how fast can you beat Contra... WITHOUT GETTING HIT 8D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sure, keep raising the bar

    whatever
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    WITH MAXIMUM SCORE :O
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I got maximum score on Contra, but only using cheats

    natch
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    did you know that the Konami code appears on the 'subliminal' Eye of Providence message at the start of Gravity Falls?

    it also appears much more prominently in Wreck-It Ralph, as the combination for King Candy's secret door into the game code

    someone at Disney evidently knows their old video games
  • I don't wanna watch any videos of Jazzpunk because I'm afraid they'll ruin the game for me, but on the other hand I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to have the money to buy Jazzpunk any time soon.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tachyon said:

    did you know that the Konami code appears on the 'subliminal' Eye of Providence message at the start of Gravity Falls?

    it also appears much more prominently in Wreck-It Ralph, as the combination for King Candy's secret door into the game code

    someone at Disney evidently knows their old video games

    multiple someones, maybe
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    WHILE PLAYING USING YOUR FEET WITH A BLINDFOLD ON
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    WHILE PLAYING USING YOUR FEET WITH A BLINDFOLD ON

    you are a masochist
  • I'm gonna download this Aztec Camera album because I like the name of the band.
  • edited 2014-02-07 23:57:38
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    speaking of Gravity Falls i recently learned that there are people who think the very existence of the series constitutes an attempt by Disney to desensitize children to Illuminati symbolism by presenting it as something fantastic and mysterious (the Illuminati being the secret masters of Disney)

    this probably isn't particularly surprising, but i was kind of sad reading about a mother who forbade her daughter from watching the show on the basis of evil Illuminati content
  • are you seriously suggesting that people who are not in the 5th grade belive in the illuminati


    because i refuse to accept that notion as a part of the reality that i live in
  • tbh I wouldn't necessarily recommend Gravity Falls for children either.

    Obviously not though, because of perceived Illuminati influence.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Does Anonus own the Illuminati yet? If not, he should buy them.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i guess it's probably reassuring to have someone to blame for shit

    the alternative is accepting that governments are incompetent and people make mistakes all the time, which really is scary
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm still watching my way through Phelous's back catalog, and hey, he actually reviewed a shot-on-shitteo zombie movie, the sort of thing the Snob would do! (Swamp Zombies)
  • are you seriously suggesting that people who are not in the 5th grade belive in the illuminati



    because i refuse to accept that notion as a part of the reality that i live in
    One time I heard a girl on the bus say that she didn't think Michael Jackson OD'd; he was killed for revealing secrets of the illuminati.


    Also I love how a triangle is literally the most easy-to-find shape there is and that is apparently the illuminati's sign.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    tbh I wouldn't necessarily recommend Gravity Falls for children either.

    why not?
  • Tachyon said:

    speaking of Gravity Falls i recently learned that there are people who think the very existence of the series constitutes an attempt by Disney to desensitize children to Illuminati symbolism by presenting it as something fantastic and mysterious (the Illuminati being the secret masters of Disney)

    this probably isn't particularly surprising, but i was kind of sad reading about a mother who forbade her daughter from watching the show on the basis of evil Illuminati content

    my mom is suspicious of it because of this, i shit you not

    I only love the show more as a result, however
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Does Anonus own the Illuminati yet? If not, he should buy them.

    All right, you've got me: I am the leader of the Illuminati.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    freak your parents out by reading this

    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Anonus said:

    Does Anonus own the Illuminati yet? If not, he should buy them.

    All right, you've got me: I am the leader of the Illuminati.
    ha ha sure
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Anonymous User

    uses Anonymous to manipulate the Internet and public opinions

    i'm on to you, mister
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And what's funny about the Illuminati is that they're ostensibly so evil, they don't even have a set agenda (and if they do, it's usually the neo-Stalinist bogeyman the far right has been afraid of for 60 years). You'd think they'd heard the Mongols were coming or something.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think they're linked to atheism which is the same as Satanism

    and like they're controlling the government and the government is bad, so they must be bad dudes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bad enough to save the president?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The illuminati exist. They mostly get together and talk about stuff, and pretend to be secretly running the world.

    I see no harm in it.
  • Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother.
    image
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And sing songs like the Stonecutters, amirite?
  • edited 2014-02-08 00:13:37
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    plus you know they're linked to the Rothschilds and the Freemasons and they're keeping the aliens under wraps
  • how are people so utterly gormless
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    who keeps the metric system down
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    idk, metric sounds pretty Illuminati-ish to me

    at the very least it's Communist, and they're puppets of the Illuminati (as is the US government, the Cold War being a sham intended to distract the public from the truth)
  • I need the help of a certain Miko.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    why are the CIA having fun?

    they think you're clever cuz you've blown out your lungs
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    but i love to hear that crazy beat
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    The Illuminati secretly control the governments and the media, and any schmuck can deduce this fact by noticing a "secret" symbol that the Illuminati plasters on everything, ever.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the metric system line is from the Stonecutters song from The Simpsons

    that is what the refrance
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i didn't see that episode

    i need to see more Simpsons
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    who keeps the metric system down

    Who stole the soul in rock-n-roll?
    Who fingered the trigger that took down Chalino?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    New Girl thinks watching the Simpsons is childish, and adults who watch cartoons are probably abnormal otaku weirdos who use blow-up dolls and body pillows and jack off to tentacle porn
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well, honestly, I wouldn't want to watch the Simpsons today

    they were fun at a certain time in my life, but not now
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