The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I also got elected mayor of the class in like 1st grade.

    My teacher thought it was funny but unfortunately I didn't get to do anything.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    shoot em up games Miko has legitimate copies of:

    Aeternum
    Akai Katana
    Alltynex Second
    Blue Wish Resurrection
    Cho Ren Sha 68K
    Crimzon Clover
    Danmaku Unlimited 2
    Deathsmiles
    Dodonpachi Daifukkatsu (aka Dodonpachi Resurrection)
    Dodonpachi Saidaioujou
    Eden's Aegis
    Espgaluda II
    Ether Vapor Remaster
    eXceed: Gun Bullet Children
    eXceed 2nd: Vampire REX
    eXceed 3rd: Jade Penetrate (Black Package)
    Flying Red Barrel: Diary of a Little Aviator
    GundeadliGne
    Gundemonium Recollection
    Hellsinker
    Hitogata Happa
    Jamestown
    Kamui
    Leiria -Stargazer-
    Mushihimesama Futari (aka Bug Princess 2)
    Raiden
    Raiden Fighters
    Raiden Fighters 2: Operation Hell Dive
    Raiden Fighters Jet
    RefleX
    Samidare
    Satazius
    Sine Mora
    Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
    Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom
    Touhou 8: Imperishable Night
    Touhou 9: Phantasmagoria of Flower View
    Touhou 10: Mountain of Faith
    Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism
    Touhou 12: Undefined Fantastic Object
    Touhou 12.8: Fairy Wars
    Touhou 13: Ten Desires
    Touhou 14: Double Dealing Character
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's many games
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :3
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    all I've played lately is Super Metroid

    a surprisingly fascinating game
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Imipolex G you didn't tell me that Contra is a really hard game did you? ^_^ This week I've been trying to beat it without cheats.
  • all I've played lately is Super Metroid

    a surprisingly fascinating game

    A lot of people don't like the First Person of it(I tolerated it) But I think the Metroid prime series certainly is a worthy sequel series to Super Metroid.

    Metroid isn't a shooter and its actiony parts are sparse, so adding the scanning mechanism just seems like a no brainer.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Which Contra, the NES one? They're all really freakin' hard.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Never tried Metroid Prime, maybe I will someday
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The original's NES version. :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    There is only one reason I ever beat the NES Contra.

    and it is...

    THE CODE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Contra III on the SNES is pretty great, if also really hard

    I also liked Hard Corps on the Genesis, that one is really hard too

    difficulty, man

    difficulty
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    break-your-controller-in-half difficulty

    I need to go to sleep now, good night everyone
  • But we must all agree that Metroid Prime Echoes was the worst in the series, and is a decent game at best.

    We're long past the days when a metroid game could at worst just be "a decent game"

    But you're right, Metroid prime echoes was the weakest link.
  • Good Night Imi.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    good night Imipolex G :)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night, Imi. *turns out the lights in the Royal Barn*
  • We are strong and need no sleep.

    We are the dead and the walking and we will not sleep until the world stops being some grotesque joke.
  • I could claim the rest of the thread again.

    But that'd just lead to embarrassing CRAWLING IN MY SKIN terrible thirteens memories again.

    Nothing written in darkness fares well against the scrutiny of the day.
  • We are strong and need no sleep.


    We are the dead and the walking and we will not sleep until the world stops being some grotesque joke.
    Go to bed Yarrun. ~points to bed~
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *me uses Princess Magic to conjure a big fancy bed for Yarrun to sleep in*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Android
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    where is everybody
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (born October 8, 1944) is an American senator from the province of Ontario, best known as the voice of Princess Peach in Super Mario Spreadsheets.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    John Cougar Mellencamp's Deliciously Homoerotic Bakery Adventure (1987)
  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (born October 8, 1944) is an American senator from the province of Ontario, best known as the voice of Princess Peach in Super Mario Spreadsheets.

    the Brony Party candidate.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tribune Broadcasting
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There you guys are.

    And here I was starting to think I had the palace to myself.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Back in Windows XP, the preview text for some types of font files went like this:

    Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz. 123456890

    ...I guess 7 wasn't so lucky this time.
  • There you guys are.


    And here I was starting to think I had the palace to myself.
    I am always here.

    Ready to post unlabeled maps of alternate history.

    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ooh, pretty colors!

    /Bubbles
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I thought Tachyon was a particle

    yes, but only hypothetically

    fairy, time lord, and user account are also acceptable answers
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

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    im glad to see that sega has finally gone all the way and completely removed any and all redeeming features of sonic's character design

    someone got paid actual real money to do this
    SF_Sorrow said:

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    Knuckles' redesign is genuinely freaking me out here
    this is awful
  • edited 2014-02-07 05:15:55
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    you know what i especially liked about Sonic's design?

    the influence of classic cartoon characters such as Mickey Mouse and Felix the Cat, which is almost entirely absent in this version
  • so much tape
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    yes, that's odd

    is tape like Sonic's answer to Final Fantasy's belts?
  • This won't last.

    Also it kind of looks like they just stretched Sonic out.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's in my head again

  • must be

    also, now that I've confirmed that Sonic's neckwear is indeed a bandanna, it's safe to say he has, indeed, taken a page from Ray's playbook

    also Amy looks like a flight attendant
  • It's astounding how many random nobles throughout European history are considered either Saints or Blessed by the Catholic Church.
  • So long as he can really move and acts within accordance to the behavior that would portray that he has an attitude.

    Hur hur hur.

    Honestly, I think Sonic at this point has far-reached the quantum Counterclock care particle ray.

    The moment they gave a hedgehog a gun, are you really surprised by anything that happens to Sonic at this point? They could revise the entire series into Bicycles and tails is a helicopter and I wouldn't be surprised.
  • The disappointing thing is that Colors and Generations were definite steps in the right direction as far as "making a good Sonic game that is both a good game and representative of the spirit of the series" went, this is just....like, really awful.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sonic doesn't use guns

    like literally the first time a gun appears in Shadow, Sonic says something like 'i would never use guns, but you can pick it up with [whatever] and fire using [whatever]'
  • edited 2014-02-07 05:26:50
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i know that's not the point at all, i just found it kind of amusing given how gratuitously dark and violent that game is
  • Tachyon said:

    Sonic doesn't use guns

    like literally the first time a gun appears in Shadow, Sonic says something like 'i would never use guns, but you can pick it up with [whatever] and fire using [whatever]'

    He will go go-karting racing though.

    Also, I never specified Sonic as the one to have a gun.
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