The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Hellsinker
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Aliroz: A few years ago, someone used a similar technique for, of all things, parking garage signage in Melbourne:

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Aliroz said:

    Why are there little bumps on the "f" and "j" keys on the keyboards at school?

    And why does Caps Lock have that little jutting-out shelf-thing.

    They are there for blind people, and to make tachygraphy easier

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    death
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    bringing down heaven and raising up a whore
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    trampling the weak
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    "You noob," bragged the invincible webmaster, "it's your fault you aren't as strong as me because you're too lazy to grind to my level that I worked hard for."
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    An inspiring speech, parahprased: a Miko production.

    You can do anything you want if you believe hard enough. You can have anything if you just ask nicely. If people are treating you badly, it's your fault because you need more self esteem. Smart people like me graduate college and get tons of money to live in luxury with. The lazy and stupid people are the ones with no money. Go ahead and laugh at them; I bet they didn't do their homework! That is why we shouldn't help each other and you shouldn't feel sorry for anyone. Now do your homework so you can have fuck tons of money when you're older.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    coming out of the closet and getting pushed back in

    coming out of the womb and getting pushed back in
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Misery and Balrog
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It was Laevsky's habit as he talked to gaze attentively at the pink palms of his hands, to bite his nails, or to pinch his cuffs. And he did so now. 

    "I know very well you can't help me," he said. "But I tell you, because unsuccessful and superfluous people like me find their salvation in talking. I have to generalise about everything I do. I'm bound to look for an explanation and justification of my absurd existence in somebody else's theories, in literary types -- in the idea that we, upper-class Russians, are degenerating, for instance, and so on. Last night, for example, I comforted myself by thinking all the time: 'Ah, how true Tolstoy is, how mercilessly true!' And that did me good. Yes, really, brother, he is a great writer, say what you like!" 

    Samoylenko, who had never read Tolstoy and was intending to do so every day of his life, was a little embarrassed, and said: 

    "Yes, all other authors write from imagination, but he writes straight from nature." 
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I'm a few pages into Chekhov's The Duel, and I really like the way he writes dialogue and characters.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel weird and lazy

    Even though I did my homework and thus have accomplished all I need to do today, what with class being cancelled and all
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image

    the way it locks together is kind of satisfying to me

    it's like watching a jigsaw being completed
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I know exactly what you mean, somehow.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Pangolinoleum.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Microsoft makes me hulk out sometimes. I wish that wasn't the case. :P Fuckers changed all our Windows 7 keys and so now I'm stuck here waiting for a new image to download.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hangouts (replaces Talk)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lee4hmz said:

    Microsoft makes me hulk out sometimes. I wish that wasn't the case. :P Fuckers changed all our Windows 7 keys and so now I'm stuck here waiting for a new image to download.

    I think Microsoft makes everyone hulk out sometimes
  • Class is over. Did some walking, went to goodwill, then headed over to the library.


    At goodwill I picked up a new blazer, a quarter lined corduroy j crew affair with unpadded shoulders and narrow lapels. It fits well at the the shoulder and chest, but it is slightly too small at the waist, which I guess is good incentive for me to lose a few pounds!

    For some reason this post seems rather stilted. Odd.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    seafaringbird:    I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S NOT FUCKING IT
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    sndfrosteyneko:    We interrupt this manga for an important guitar
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • Odradek said:

    Tachyon said:

    xkcd doesn't do difficult math-related strips all that often... mostly the subject matter is pretty simple

    some of the computer-related strips go over my head, though

    A lot of criticism of XKCD boils down to "you have to have to be a certain kind of person to get it, and I'm not that person, and that bothers me"

    I mean the sappiness, the smugness, the pandering, that's fine to criticize, but they're not the number one target for some reason.
    I feel like a lot of the criticisms of XKCD are exaggerated. Not necessarily wrong, just very, very exaggerated.
  • Odradek said:

    seafaringbird:    I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S NOT FUCKING IT

    That's what happens when you refuse to kowtow to a meteor.
  • Kexruct said:

    Odradek said:

    Tachyon said:

    xkcd doesn't do difficult math-related strips all that often... mostly the subject matter is pretty simple

    some of the computer-related strips go over my head, though

    A lot of criticism of XKCD boils down to "you have to have to be a certain kind of person to get it, and I'm not that person, and that bothers me"

    I mean the sappiness, the smugness, the pandering, that's fine to criticize, but they're not the number one target for some reason.
    I feel like a lot of the criticisms of XKCD are exaggerated. Not necessarily wrong, just very, very exaggerated.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Masterpiece.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    This plankton likes to rock.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    giornogioboona:    Remember when Johnny used the golden rectangle for completely mundane things
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Okay I'm done.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Does the ability to consciously decide "I'm a princess now, so I can do whatever I want with no consequences" constitute lucid dreaming?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Whatever you want as in nobody will stop you?

    Or whatever you want as in reality-warping?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A little of both, depending on how I feel at the moment
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sounds like lucid dreaming to me.

    Actually, iirc just being aware that you're in a dream constitutes lucid dreaming.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Bill avatar feels appropriate.

    Although truth be told i seldom have lucid dreams.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Does anyone else here get those weird meta nightmares where you know you're dreaming, but you're still helpless because your unconscious is outside your control?  i hate those.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the angry girl, bites some faces off
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the angry girl, sets fire to the world
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the angry girl, wrestled with the Man
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the angry girl, commits seppuku on a monument
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the angry girl, wants to be a spaceship in a world that hates building them
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the angry girl, beat seven loops of Contra in her sleep
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the angry girl, does self harm
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the angry girl, gets off on it accidentally
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    MIKO THE ANGRY FUCKING GIRL
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what's wrong?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    R A G E
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Anonus said:

    what's wrong?

    *hugs* ^_^
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