The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:13:03

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And something will go wrong.

  
  

  No one is so secure that they will not be hurt. They will find you and they will beat the snot out of you with heavy sticks and chains and words.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:13:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Never forget that you will be a terrible person. 

  
  

  Never forget that you will be a beautiful person.

  
  

  Never forget anything. Inscribe the words into the brain.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:14:08

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The knives were automated after the first time.

  
  

  Turns out I still remember how to program with Python. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:15:43

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Am I just rattling on? I'm just rattling on, aren't I?

  
  

  Insomnia's kicking in. I'm hungry and I only have enough food for breakfast. The next two years of my life are a patched-up mess with no sense of direction, and it gets worse after that. And someone who made me an important person may be dead a couple thousand miles south. 

  
  

  Just let me have this.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:16:24

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Oh, that's another prime directive. No complaining, you limp-wristed nithling. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:17:29

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  We picked our majors long before I entered college. And then I screwed up the first semester in terms of picking classes. So I didn't look at the requirements really hard until I absolutely had to.

  
  

  We could have avoided this. We always could have avoided this.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:17:53

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  As long as I keep talking, I don't have to dwell.

  
  

  If I don't have to dwell, I'll survive.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:18:13

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I claim this page in the name of my deteriorating sanity. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:18:34

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  A big flag, white with black and red specks on it. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:19:29

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The red is blood. The red has always been blood, the stuff sloshing around in my body.

  
  

  Some animals don't have a proper circulation system, so that's basically how their blood works. It sloshes around in them without any proper direction. 

  
  

  The black stuff is
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:20:02

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The black stuff is some sort of oil?

  
  

  Or a piece of the liquid void that we'll end up in when I run out of energy.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:21:00

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Dinosaur Comics is a valid piece of entertainment, and I will shank you if you disagree with me.

  
  

  Shank shank shank.
• Obā-san

  2014-02-05 03:21:37

  
  

  i cant stop singing to myself
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:21:46

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  12 different characters, a female in a leading role, two non-heterosexual characters.

  
  

  Tumblr should be worshiping at the feet of Ryan North
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:22:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  You think Hussie's hot pooey?

  
  

  Nah, man, North is hot pooey.

  
  

  If he had written Namco High, it'd be the best thing on top of having the best characters
• Obā-san

  2014-02-05 03:23:30

  
  

  i honestly have no clue if i'm any good at singing or not

  
  

  it's not like it's a thing I ever do ever, especially in front of anyone else
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:25:11

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  There's a character named Lolo whose story revolves around her just waking up one day feeling like crap and not knowing how to deal with it. So she pushes the people that she loved and cherished away and dropped out of her school and became a cynical little monkey because that's how she could cope. 

  
  

  There's no real answer to what she has and I appreciate that. Sometimes we have questions that don't have answers and never will. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:26:38

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  A relationship between a green Tyrannosaurus Rex and acclaimed novelist Edgar Allan Poe. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:27:42

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  T-Rex and the Utahraptor started off hating each other. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:29:42

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I'm angry. I'm angry at what I am and what I've done.

  
  

  And I will harness this anger to lash together a pitiful existence in which I can stay safe.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:33:10

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  We smile at each other

  and I lean back against the wicker couch.   

  How does it feel to be dead? I say.

  You touch my knees with your blue fingers.   

  And when you open your mouth,

  a ball of yellow light falls to the floor   

  and burns a hole through it.

  Don’t tell me, I say. I don't want to hear.   

  Did you ever, you start,

  wear a certain kind of silk dress

  and just by accident,

  so inconsequential you barely notice it,   

  your fingers graze that dress

  and you hear the sound of a knife cutting paper,   

  you see it too

  and you realize how that image

  is simply the extension of another image,   

  that your own life

  is a chain of words

  that one day will snap.

  Words, you say, young girls in a circle, holding hands,   

  and beginning to rise heavenward

  in their confirmation dresses,

  like white helium balloons,

  the wreaths of flowers on their heads spinning,

  and above all that,

  that’s where I’m floating,   

  and that’s what it’s like

  only ten times clearer,

  ten times more horrible.   

  Could anyone alive survive it?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-05 03:34:25

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yarrun, please calm down. You seem extremely upset or else just very tired.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 03:35:00

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Apologies to the mods.

  
  

  This probably should be in some other thread. 

  
  

  And there's another prime directive.
• Haven

  2014-02-05 03:48:27 edited 2014-02-05 03:48:54

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I should probably go to bed, except my neighbors are doing their thing again. So I guess it's lucky my desire to stay up being a useless piece of internet coincides with that, this time.

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Apologies to the mods.

  
  

  This probably should be in some other thread. 

  
  

  And there's another prime directive.

  It's cool. At least with me. I figure as long as it's not disrupting an actual conversation or anything, sky's the limit.

  
  
• Anonus

  2014-02-05 03:50:43

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i'm contemplating another corporation acquisition
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-05 05:32:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Just got word that my college is closed today due to weather
  
  A free day off!
• Tre

  2014-02-05 07:28:08

  
  

  Ubisoft
• Obā-san

  2014-02-05 08:26:46

  
  

  meow
• Obā-san

  2014-02-05 08:27:04

  
  

  
• Tre

  2014-02-05 08:28:49 edited 2014-02-05 09:53:06

  
  

  i <3< math

  
  especially advanced trig
• Tre

  2014-02-05 08:30:15

  
  

  bluh, mobile HTML garbage
  
  nyehh
• Obā-san

  2014-02-05 09:47:19

  
  

  I am in class now. Hopefully today there will be some things I do not know already...
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-02-05 10:02:06

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Throbbing Gristle
  
• Obā-san

  2014-02-05 10:02:56

  
  

  Genesis p orridge
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 10:16:14 edited 2014-02-05 10:17:00

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Well, last night was certainly a thing that happened.

  
  

  Ah well. At least I learned how to do things with Python 3. Might be helpful when I get to the part of my game where one has to code things.
• Quip

  2014-02-05 10:17:12

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

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• Obā-san

  2014-02-05 10:21:22

  
  

  Sooooooooo borrrinnnnnnggggggggggggggg ;_;
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-02-05 10:24:10

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  New plan in life: Claim I'm majoring in math so I'll understand all those nutty XKCD comics.
• Obā-san

  2014-02-05 10:32:04

  
  

  Major in religious studies
• Odradek

  2014-02-05 10:34:09

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  
  This graphical style.
• Quip

  2014-02-05 10:38:27

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  I knooooooow, it looks gooooood

  
  

  very pretty
• Obā-san

  2014-02-05 11:51:21

  
  

  ativ book
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-05 12:05:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-05 12:20:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  off to work goeth I
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-02-05 12:38:05

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Stage 1: Misty Lake
  Tears of Freshwater Pearls ~ Water Nymph
  BGM: Mist Lake
  
  Boss: Mermaid Living in Fresh Water, Wakasagihime
  BGM: Mermaid from the Uncharted Land
  
  Stage 2: Canal of Willows
  Severed Head under the Willows ~ Flying Head
  BGM: Humans and Youkai Traversing the Canal
  
  Boss: The Rokurokubi Horror, Sekibanki
  BGM: Dullahan under the Willows
  
  Stage 3: Bamboo Forest of the Lost
  Beast of the 15th Night ~ Metamorphose
  BGM: Bamboo Forest of the Full Moon
  
  Boss: The Bamboo Forest's Loup-Garou, Imaizumi Kagerou
  BGM: Lonesome Werewolf
  
  Stage 4: Skies above Gensokyo (Storm)
  Dissonance within the Storm ~ Stormy Discord
  BGM: Magical Storm
  
  Boss: Tsukumogami of an Aged [Biwa/Koto], Tsukumo [Benben/Yatsuhashi]
  BGM: Illusionary Joururi
  
  Stage 5: Floating Inverted Castle - Interior
  A Completely Inverted World ~ Reverse Ideology
  BGM: The Shining Needle Castle Sinking in the Air
  
  Boss: Counterattacking Amanojaku, Kijin Seija
  BGM: Reverse Ideology
  
  Stage 6: Shining Needle Castle - Castle Keep
  The Small One's Great Ambition ~ Little Princess
  BGM: The Exaggerated Castle Keep
  
  Boss: Descendant of the Inchlings, Sukuna Shinmyoumaru
  BGM: Inchling of the Shining Needle ~ Little Princess
  
  Extra Stage: Skies of Gensokyo (Stormy)
  A Beat that Resounds through One's Being ~ Drum Up Resistance
  BGM: Thunderclouds of Magical Power
  
  Boss: Phantasmal Percussionist, Horikawa Raiko
  BGM: Primordial Beat ~ Pristine Beat
• Aliroz

  2014-02-05 12:47:28

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Why are there little bumps on the "f" and "j" keys on the keyboards at school?
  
  And why does Caps Lock have that little jutting-out shelf-thing.
  
• Tachyon

  2014-02-05 13:07:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  xkcd doesn't do difficult math-related strips all that often... mostly the subject matter is pretty simple
  
  some of the computer-related strips go over my head, though
  
• Aliroz

  2014-02-05 13:10:52

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Felice Varini's art is amazing.
  
  Whoa.
  
• Odradek

  2014-02-05 13:12:55

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tachyon said:

  xkcd doesn't do difficult math-related strips all that often... mostly the subject matter is pretty simple
  
  some of the computer-related strips go over my head, though
  

  A lot of criticism of XKCD boils down to "you have to have to be a certain kind of person to get it, and I'm not that person, and that bothers me"

  
  

  I mean the sappiness, the smugness, the pandering, that's fine to criticize, but they're not the number one target for some reason.
• Aliroz

  2014-02-05 13:17:26 edited 2014-02-05 13:24:43

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Spoiler:

  I mean, look at this:
  
  
  
  And this:
  and this:
  

  
  
  Spoilered because not everyone wants to look at neat art.