Black Sabbath's generally good, but that's a band that's been around for over 40 years. When I say "new music" I tend to really mean "new artists," really.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ok, so, apparently she got her finger caught in a door hinge at school
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(We open on the interior of the 'Round-the-Corner Bookstore. Sasha and Daryl are behind the counter when Courtney walks in. She's holding a small 35mm camera.)
COURTNEY: Hey sis, wanna snap a quick selfie of me?
SASHA: I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
COURTNEY: What?
SASHA: Well, it's called a "selfie" because you're taking a picture of yourself. So if I took a picture of you, then it wouldn't be a selfie.
COURTNEY: But it's still a picture of me.
SASHA: Yeah, but it's not a picture you took of yourself, so we can't call it a selfie.
DARYL: What can we call it?
SASHA: Why do we have to call it anything? Why can't it just be a picture?
COURTNEY: There's no hashtag for "just pictures".
SASHA: Fine.
(Sasha takes the camera and holds it up to snap a photo of Courtney, but then hesitates.)
SASHA: Wait, this thing's awfully light. Is there even film in it?
COURTNEY: Crap! I knew I forgot something.
SASHA: ...You mean you've been trying to take pictures all morning without film?
COURTNEY: It's not my fault. This dinosaur technology confuses me.
SASHA: That's my camera from 10 years ago!
COURTNEY: Exactly.
SASHA. Ugh. Just go to the drugstore across the street and pick up a roll of film.
COURTNEY: Then you'll take my selfie?
DARYL: I thought we established it wasn't a selfie.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
And that's why Central Avenue isn't a comedy writer.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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I've considered growing out my hair a few times...I don't know if I'd want to deal with maintaining it, though.
Also yeah, the other thing
i hope so too
Have I ever used that expression in HH? Does anyone besides me know what it means?
Nope, sorry.
i suspect there is a joke here i'm not getting?
I hope your sister recovers and her finger gets better, Central.
what am i missing here
ninja'd
that kind of story goes back centuries