The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I wonder how much Dusty would like one of those. Pro8a8ly a lot.
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  • edited 2014-02-03 12:41:14
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    There's a frigging reason for the visceral "ugh, icky" reaction most humans have to human scat.  Lots of parasites and diseases spread through such.

    Anyways, speaking of humans, they have such fluffy hair on their heads.  I want to ruffle it so much, and scruff it up, and such; but no, you can't do that to people.


  • I'm pretty okay with people touching my hair.

    As a black person, it's something you either get used to or fervently guard against
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    my hair has been called fluffable

    Miko: no
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    people touch my hair a lot because it's very fluffy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    give us this day our daily bunny
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    my hair has been called fluffable

    Miko: no

    How can you say you love me if you can't even eat my poop? :<
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have my limits
  • edited 2014-02-03 14:03:37
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Apparently, Coke ran an ad with "America the Beautiful" in multiple languages, and the Twitter racists flipped their shit. The US has never been entirely English-speaking (just look at all the place names that are Spanish, French or Native American), and to think otherwise is bigotry at its finest. (What's next, clamoring to rejoin the Commonwealth? Come on. :P)
  • I'm pretty okay with people touching my hair.

    As a black person, it's something you either get used to or fervently guard against

    I can attest to this

    People loved running through that mohawk when I had it, I tell you what
  • edited 2014-02-03 15:02:04
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    lee4hmz said:

    Apparently, Coke ran an ad with "America the Beautiful" in multiple languages, and the Twitter racists flipped their shit. The US has never been entirely English-speaking (just look at all the place names that are Spanish, French or Native American), and to think otherwise is bigotry at its finest. (What's next, clamoring to rejoin the Commonwealth? Come on. :P)

    Wait a minute, I'm pretty sure the Amerindians were there first.

    Also, multilingualism is a good thing, a very good thing.

    Although, that specific song was written originally in the English Language, so maybe singing that song in a different language might be inappropriate; like singing the national anthem of Serbia in Chinese or something.  Maybe national anthems are only supposed to be sung in the language they were originally written in or something, and okay yeah these guys are totally stupid.  I mean, that wouldn't even apply, because the United States is a place of more than one language.

    Anyways, Santorini, Laki, and Huaynaputina.  And similarly, Mount Mazama, Changbai, Hatepe, Oranui, Mount Samalas, Novarupto and Pinatoba.

    Dang it, textbook, don't just list these extreme catastrophes in a list and leave me imagining them.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The angry racist tweets that amused me the most were the ones where people were all "How dare you! The national anthem should only be sung in English!"

    Hint, guys: The US does have an official national anthem, but "America the Beautiful" ain't it.

    The US doesn't, however, have an official language. :P
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wait, America The Beautiful isn't the national anthem of the United States?
  • edited 2014-02-03 15:06:51
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    No, "The Star-Spangled Banner" is.

    Even i know that.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    To be fair, i'm guessing "America the Beautiful" is used in much the same way that "Land of Hope and Glory" is used in England, so some confusion is understandable.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'm just messing with you, I know the national anthem of the united States.

    Duh, anyone who went to Mrs. Wallentine's fifth grade class would know it by heart, all the verses.

    Oh, Mrs. Wallentine; your students will always have a place for you in our hearts; and you are sorely missed.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Aliroz said:

    by heart, all the verses

    Impressive.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've always gotten the impression that a lot of Americans aren't even aware that "The Star-Spangled Banner" has more than one verse

    It's a bit like a Christmas carol that way
  • edited 2014-02-03 15:20:46
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    The verses to "God Save the Queen" are confusing.

    Normally afaik only 2 verses are sung, but there are lots more, many of which have been abandoned due to containing overt political bias or being overly militaristic, or else were never officially accepted to begin with.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Francis Scott Key was a racist anyway
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-02-03 15:22:15
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    Tre Listman and Marcy Hughes, ZOMBIE* FIGHTERS
    * otherwise known as the living impaired
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    zombies = living impaired

    gonna make a note of that
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Wikipedia said:

    Key, a slave-owner himself,[16] used his position to suppress opponents of slavery.

    Wikipedia said:

    Key was a founding member and active leader of the American Colonization Society, the primary goal of which was to send free African-Americans back to Africa.[5]


    well that's depressing
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    "Anacreon in Heaven", all the way.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Honestly, I associate "The Star-Spangled Banner" mostly with baseball, because of all the Clippers games I went to as a kid

    (That's the Columbus Clippers, of course, not the LA Clippers :P)
  • edited 2014-02-03 15:32:51
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Meh, the song's not about Francis Scott Key to me; it's about my awesome fifth-grade teacher.  I was in her twenty-second year; which was her last year (cancer...). 
  • BTW Aliroz did you get my response to your response to my post?


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  • edited 2014-02-03 15:36:19
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    Is it wrong that Mom's nagging amuses me at times?

    Like, she knows I'm working with a job coach and sending in like 6 applications every week; it's not like laziness is the reason I don't have a job yet...
  • edited 2014-02-03 15:45:48
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • edited 2014-02-03 15:42:31
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

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    Your mom uses an angry Applejack avatar?
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh, no, I just added cartoon characters in my Contacts for all my family members because I am silly ^_^;

    Mom = Applejack (her favorite pony)
    Brother = Dipper Pines
    Sister = Buttercup
    Home landline = 742 Evergreen Terrace

    I still need to come up with one for Dad...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *riffs*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Applejack (her favorite pony)

    Evidently she has good taste.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    indeed.
  • edited 2014-02-03 16:12:33
    quitclaim deedlit
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    dreedle
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pippi Longstocking
  • I want to see a Mystery Hunt puzzle called "Quitclaim Deedlit".
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