The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    explosions
  • edited 2014-02-01 21:36:17

    I don't share Kit-Kats at all


    Because usually I only have the "fun size" ones with just 2 fingers and that's not enough to share
    plus like who the fuck shares candy.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ...me?

    When I am in the mood to do so?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I would share candy with Anonus, if he wanted some!

    ...that's about it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Ignorance as in not using the commonly understand meaning of the word and instead using the meaning that you and perhaps only you and a few others would have the context for? :p


    i don't think that's what's going on in those circumstances

    i could be wrong i guess but to me that sounds like a question of prejudice, not semantics

    so quite different from calling HH 'the Heap'
  • I once had a dream where two fbi agents infiltrated a cult and their backup was God. Yntkt.
  • ...me?


    When I am in the mood to do so?
    WEAKLING

    CANDY IS FOR THE VICTORIOUS ALONE
  • edited 2014-02-01 21:47:14

    (i am being silly btw)

    ...

    (*shares candy with vash*)
  • edited 2014-02-01 21:49:17
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    BITCH I CAN OUT-METAL-SCREAM YOU ANY TIME ANY PLACE.

    *...*

    *takes candy; shares*
  • ...me?


    When I am in the mood to do so?
    WEAKLING

    CANDY IS FOR THE VICTORIOUS ALONE
    Well, if you don't have love, at least you have chocolate.

    /sciency joke.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    cos(the next poster) = 1
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    IT'S ME
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    So, Stravinsky did this opera/ballet based on Russian folktales with people flouncing about in animal costumes and I am giggling so much right now.
  • So I hear that a "child nutrition manager" at Uintah Elementary School in Utah confiscated the school lunches of students who had zero or negative balances on their school lunch accounts, and then disposed of the lunches, allegedly right in front of them.

    Well, based on this information, let me state that I disapprove of this person's performance as a child nutrition manager, if his or her idea of managing child nutrition results in starving poor children.
  • edited 2014-02-01 22:29:17
    Tachyon said:

    image

    appears to support spreading warmth to everyone

    would hire as child nutrition manager
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Princess Alice gets knocked down

    But she gets up again

    You're never gonna keep her down
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Not the song I was referencing, but it will work. ^_^
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Though the one I was thinking of was covered by TMBG, amusingly enough:

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Konungr Aliroz gets knocked down, but gets up again, but gets knocked down again.

    Eventually Konungr Aliroz's resolve will crumble and he/she will stay down.

    Unless, unless, unless that day comes when the Konungr reclaims the empire and enacts revenge for every single shower.

    But more likely, life will win out, and not even conviction will last forever.
  • Aliroz said:

    Konungr Aliroz gets knocked down, but gets up again, but gets knocked down again.

    Eventually Konungr Aliroz's resolve will crumble and he/she will stay down.

    Unless, unless, unless that day comes when the Konungr reclaims the empire and enacts revenge for every single shower.

    But more likely, life will win out, and not even conviction will last forever.

    -pap-
  • The thing is, nothing lasts forever, but the secret isn't trying to make something last forever, but to make it change into only a slightly altered version of itself.

    So instead of having a conviction that lasts forever, have a conviction that will lead into a conviction of 0.0001 difference.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Aliroz said:

    Konungr Aliroz gets knocked down, but gets up again, but gets knocked down again.

    Eventually Konungr Aliroz's resolve will crumble and he/she will stay down.

    Unless, unless, unless that day comes when the Konungr reclaims the empire and enacts revenge for every single shower.

    But more likely, life will win out, and not even conviction will last forever.

    -pap-
    And then Yarrun was Karkat.
  • yarr harr heebededee
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Perry Mason season 2 episode 16 is best Perry Mason episode.

    Thanks, Yarrun.

    I might not be able to get up by myself, but we can pick each other up.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    So I hear that a "child nutrition manager" at Uintah Elementary School in Utah confiscated the school lunches of students who had zero or negative balances on their school lunch accounts, and then disposed of the lunches, allegedly right in front of them.

    Well, based on this information, let me state that I disapprove of this person's performance as a child nutrition manager, if his or her idea of managing child nutrition results in starving poor children.


    Source?

    I know this is only the internet, but I can't be having with accusations without any evidence or source.

    Presume innocent and all that.

    If you can provide a source, I'll eat these words.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Pipletrost.
  • Talking about them rumors.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    cute.
  • cute.

    Thanks! I had to copy him over from one computer to another so I could finish the picture, here's the full one:

    image

    First time I've done art in a while. Hmph.
  • Aliroz said:

    So I hear that a "child nutrition manager" at Uintah Elementary School in Utah confiscated the school lunches of students who had zero or negative balances on their school lunch accounts, and then disposed of the lunches, allegedly right in front of them.

    Well, based on this information, let me state that I disapprove of this person's performance as a child nutrition manager, if his or her idea of managing child nutrition results in starving poor children.


    Source?

    I know this is only the internet, but I can't be having with accusations without any evidence or source.

    Presume innocent and all that.

    If you can provide a source, I'll eat these words.
    Well, my original source was a politically charged e-mail, so I didn't want to post that.  But this is a shitposting thread after all so I felt free to post the allegation.

    ...which turns out to be mainly true:
    youtube.com/watch?v=4Xw5DE-g9d0
    youtube.com/watch?v=SCuCtkx05qI (same video as above, just in case it gets taken down)
    follow-up: http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=968&sid=28547313&fm=most_popular

    The "starving poor kids" is unsubstantiated (no word on whether true or false), though the "throwing lunch away" bit also turns out to be (likely) true, which still bugs me because I really hate seeing food being wasted.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Nice!
  • Had friends over at my house. It was nice.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    X Window System
  • And am I born to die?
    To lay this body down?
    And must my trembling spirit fly
    Into a world unknown -
    A land of deepest shade,
    Unpierced by human thought,
    The dreary regions of the dead,
    Where all things are forgot?

    Soon as from earth I go,
    What will become of me?
    Eternal happiness or woe
    Must then my portion be;
    Waked by the trumpet's sound,
    I from my grave shall rise,
    And see the Judge with glory crowned,
    And see the flaming skies.

  • Miko said:

    I still can't figure out if I've outgrown the novel I never finished writing.

    You're writing huh? What a novel idea.



  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I have this stuck in my head now, for no apparent reason: 

  • image

    I kinda miss this screen lol
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    yes yes yes fuck

    everyone needs to listen to TMBG
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It occurred to me that maybe Kirisame Marisa is not neurotypical, and that the Touhou series is maybe a little on the autistic side. This makes me feel better.
  • edited 2014-02-02 03:46:08
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Bunny said:

    yes yes yes fuck


    everyone needs to listen to TMBG
    Yes, they do.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I kinda miss this screen lol

    I remember being so confused the first time I used a computer that supported ACPI shutdown

    Like, I clicked a button on the screen, and it turned off the computer in real life

    Without me having to press the power button??
  • edited 2014-02-02 03:56:52
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    We are in the future. We can see across the globe by tapping a bite-sized rectangle that fits in our pocket. People should be able to get a sex change. :O
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