The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”


    Glenn, it's been made clear that no one really wants to discuss this anymore, please stop.

    To be fair, while I do not wish to continue the conversation for various reasons, I will say that I actually agree with a lot of the points made in that last post.
  • edited 2014-01-27 20:48:08
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is it wrong to be genuinely irritated that nearly all the "funny tweet" and "funny text" screenshots on Tumblr are from iOS?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”


    Elizabeth Warren seems like a pretty cool person, too.

    Her, too. But I did say "coolest man." They are tied for "coolest person."
  • We can do anything if we do it together.


    Elizabeth Warren seems like a pretty cool person, too.

    Her, too. But I did say "coolest man." They are tied for "coolest person."
    I can agree with that.
  • in EU4, you can have odd chains of nations that are vassals or protectorates of other nations.

    Example!

    Assam, a small noble republic stradding India and east Asia, is a protectorate of Orissa, a larger Rajanate monarchy in India proper. Orissa, in turn, is a protectorate of Kongu-Ceylon, a colonial nation that is a vassal of, and pays taxes to, me, The Netherlands.

    This means (because of game mechanics) that I get roughly 1/16th of Assam's income, through no deliberate intervention of my own.
  • Is it wrong to be genuinely irritated that nearly all the "funny tweet" and "funny text" screenshots are from iOS?

    i've always assumed this is because most fake tweet/text generators use an iOS template thingamabob
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Is it wrong to be genuinely irritated that nearly all the "funny tweet" and "funny text" screenshots are from iOS?

    i've always assumed this is because most fake tweet/text generators use an iOS template thingamabob
    See, I thought of that too, but I don't know if that makes it less annoying or not. :\
  • For some reason I find myself not giving many craps about "funny tweet" or "amazing photo" or "crazy story" etc. sites.

    What does that say about me?
  • for reference it seems like most of the retail positions here offer 10-12 dollars an hour
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    For some reason I find myself not giving many craps about "funny tweet" or "amazing photo" or "crazy story" etc. sites.

    What does that say about me?

    That you wouldn't enjoy Tumblr
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    for reference it seems like most of the retail positions here offer 10-12 dollars an hour

    Because Minnesota, insane temperatures aside, is generally a less terrible place to live than Pennsylvania.
  • for reference it seems like most of the retail positions here offer 10-12 dollars an hour

    man what the fuck.

    I applied for dozens of positions back in 2012 and the one I found at Wegman's was the only one that paid anything above minimum wage.

    Is Minnesota just some kind of freaking promised land or something
  • for reference it seems like most of the retail positions here offer 10-12 dollars an hour

    Because Minnesota, insane temperatures aside, is generally a less terrible place to live than Pennsylvania.
    indeed.

    minnesota da bess

    except the rent around here can be crasy
  • for reference it seems like most of the retail positions here offer 10-12 dollars an hour

    man what the fuck.

    I applied for dozens of positions back in 2012 and the one I found at Wegman's was the only one that paid anything above minimum wage.

    Is Minnesota just some kind of freaking promised land or something

    minnesota da bess

  • So guys, in addition to this Netherlands EU4 game (which is actually almost over, really) I'm also running an Umayyad game in CK2 (the Umayyads were based out of Spain).

    Should I focus my efforts on the infidel Christians and try to conquer as much of Europe as possible, or should I attack my fellow Muslims and try to claim the Caliphate for myself?
  • claim the caliphate for yoself
  • For some reason I find myself not giving many craps about "funny tweet" or "amazing photo" or "crazy story" etc. sites.

    What does that say about me?

    That you wouldn't enjoy Tumblr
    Oh.

    Interesting.

    Well, I guess it makes sense I don't use it?

    though I was hoping for some sort of psychological profile analysis whatnot

    ehh whatever
  • For some reason I find myself not giving many craps about "funny tweet" or "amazing photo" or "crazy story" etc. sites.

    What does that say about me?

    That you wouldn't enjoy Tumblr
    Oh.

    Interesting.

    Well, I guess it makes sense I don't use it?

    though I was hoping for some sort of psychological profile analysis whatnot

    ehh whatever
    why would that say anything deep or meaningful about your psychology
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    fake texts are fun!

    image
  • An entire clone army of Hannibal Lector.

    Hannibal Holocaust.
  • the new shackleton release is 3 tracks and it costs 8 bucks

    but i neeeeed it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    fake texts are fun!


    image
    FAmily Fued? Why not Wheell of Fortune
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    The only relevant wheel.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hey watierman, wanta see a magic trick?

    Not really, chef

    Oh come on
    I'll upgrade from Firefox 10 if you let me show you!

    Fine, chef
    What is is

    Pick a cad, any card, and don't tell me what it is

    Ok, I've got a arcd

    now dhow it to the audience but not to mee

    what audience

    just take it to the diring room and show the customers

    ok
    hey cusomters, look at htis card
    but don't ell shef it's the three of clubs

    good
    now put your card back in teh deck

    ok

    Ta-da!

    chef, you dcan't say ta-da until the rick is over

    The trick IS over, waiterman!

    But you didn't show me your card!

    What?
    Oh, that' not hte trick
    the trick is that I transported your card to Lumpy Space

    well, bring it back

    no

    please?

    ican't bring that card back
    but i happen to have an esxact copy of your card
    right here in this envelope!

    chef
    how long have you had that in your pants

    It says "© Chef, 3/13/2002" oin the back
    but how old the envelope is sin't important
    what's inside is what's important!

    and what's inside,c hef?

    The three of clubs!

    Cool
    But can I acatually see what's inside
    Instead of you just saying it

    No
    Just trust me, ti's the three of clubs

    Give me that
    Chef, this is a copy of your MIT stuident ID

    ok, i admit
    the magic trick wasn't real
    i just wanted you to think I was cool

    Aww, I'll alwaysi think you're cool, Chef!
    And besides, you still guessed the right card, and that's pretty impressive
    Even if you didn't have it in your pants

    Wait, I guessed the right card?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    fake texts are fun

    FAmily Fued? Why not Wheell of Fortune
    Because Mom and I were watching Family Feud on WWHO earlier and it's in my head now
  • FL Studio's pretty funky

    it's weird but I think I may be able to do some cool shit with it in time
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    It's interesting to compare the later single version of "The Wheel" to the original demo version. The former is full industrial dance bombast, but the latter is basically a low-key if percussive post-punk guitar song.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    fake texts are fun

    FAmily Fued? Why not Wheell of Fortune
    Because Mom and I were watching Family Feud on WWHO earlier and it's in my head now
    Oh

    Well, both of them have something to do with ABC Inc, so

  • For some reason I find myself not giving many craps about "funny tweet" or "amazing photo" or "crazy story" etc. sites.

    What does that say about me?

    That you wouldn't enjoy Tumblr
    Oh.

    Interesting.

    Well, I guess it makes sense I don't use it?

    though I was hoping for some sort of psychological profile analysis whatnot

    ehh whatever
    why would that say anything deep or meaningful about your psychology
    because speculative armchair psychology is fun!

    more fun than "hey look at this funny text" at least
  • Tre said:

    FL Studio's pretty funky


    it's weird but I think I may be able to do some cool shit with it in time
    FL Studio is nice.

    A lot of people hate it for no reason (I've learned to not disclose that you use it, people will literally decide to not work with you if you let it be known that you use it).
  • The Hangout Heapers of the Heap' Trash
  • The Trashout Hangers of the Heap' Heap
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    this was like a zillion years ago but that thing with Samuel Beckett and Andre the Giant was pretty damn great
  • The Trangeap Herseap of the Hang Hash
  • edited 2014-01-27 21:26:07
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ Yes, it was.
  • Did it involve Andre the Giant's posse?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yes
  • there will be a new at the gates album in 2014
  • there will be a new at the gates album in 2014

    Oh Shit. Do thy have a release date yet?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Clydesdale
  • nope, all they've said is that it'll be called At War with Reality and it's coming out late this year
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I need to find out how to advertise my personal brand.
  • Bill Gates has a band?
  • I'm tired and probably going to get into an argument about something asinine, who knows.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Nexus 7 (2012) – Nvidia Tegra 3
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    magnetic tape.
  • I really, really wish the other countries had the guts and freaking
    boycotted the Sochi Olympics. Or did something else noticeable to my
    country besides just wagging finger at it, which is ineffective and
    only infuriates everyone.
  • Magnes tape

    the tape that allows Shanoa to hang off of magnes points
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