The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ANONUS HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHING WET HIPPOS AGAIN
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    OK, just checking.
  • Including Soulja on "We Made It" turned out to be one of the savviest tricks Drake has ever pulled. The song is a testament to overcoming and unabashedly flaunting your success much to the chagrin of nonbelievers. Rub that shit in the naysayers faces like apricot scrub—it's good for them. Soulja Boy is the main reason this song is so delightful. The chorus and beat are anthemic, sure, but, the highlight is Soulja interrupting Drake's verse to inform us, "Damn, Soulja Boy stunt on them haters."

    He sounds taken aback by his own actions, as if he can't believe the ferocity and malice with which is he able to stunt on them h8rz. But, much like Whitney Houston, Soulja Boy simply doesn't know his own strength, for he has stunted on them h8rz for so long that at this point it basically happens subconsciously. Stunting pulses through Soulja's body—it lives deep within his sinew.

    We aren't here to argue Soulja's talent (limitless and diverse) or his place in the current landscape of rap (he is a legend). We're not saying Soulja Boy is a better rapper than Pimp C because he has crashed two Bentleys, while Pimp C has only crashed one, however compelling that evidence may be. We are here to document DeAndre Way's steadfast commitment to stunting on them h8rz through his actions and laboriously put together outfits. Perhaps, we could all learn a thing or two from the master.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I think that I can hear Mo's conniptions from here.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    lol soulja boy
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Death smiles at us all. Lolis smile back.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    blissful death
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I know superdiversified megacorps don't really exist in real life (anymore), but I like the idea of rolling up various well-known companies into my own...
  • edited 2014-01-27 03:54:54
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Deathsmiles world records

    as Windia: 615,628,831 by WSM-Tetsu in May 2010
    as Casper: 578,624,125 by 自己ベからは程遠いけど、乙記念で in September 2008
    as Follet: 658,078,178 by 太菱@チリトリと木の板が飛んできます in October 2012
    as Rosa: 651,511,261 by よどさん in November 2008

    Deathsmiles Mega Black Label world records

    as Windia: 15,835,011,650 by 白胡麻@まってたよ~\(^o^)/ in October 2013
    as Casper: 12,692,773,614 by ダメK.K in November 2010
    as Follet: 11,364,440,850 by マホイベお疲れ様でした! in May 2013
    as Rosa: 11,420,132,433 by たけのこぶくろ@MOA in July 2011
    as Sakura: 12,894,776,594 by 0 in February 2014 (!?)
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Remember when I told you your hair was thin?

    Yes Haraldur it made me very happy.

    I lied

    Fuk u Haraldur ;_;
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Aliroz said:

    a 20,000 word rant on how Project Gutenberg is evil because I SAID SO and no I am not going to listen to logic or facts because I'mma rant

    Would read and feel irritated by.
    Aliroz said:

    Or a really long review of Merriam-Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary and how it was the best in the series.

    Would read.
    Aliroz said:

    Or a series of RIGHT UP LEFT UP UP RIGHT DOWN RIGHT UP RIGHT DOWN DOWN LEFT DOWN RIGHT that describe the ninth iteration of the Hilbert Curve.  That would be 1048575 words where each word is either LEFT, RIGHT, UP, or DOWN.

    Would not read, but would not object to it being posted here.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Miko said:

    Lolis

    an immensely ugly word, used by paedophiles to fetishize children, and by 4channers who have no respect nor regard for morality or good taste
  • all of the coffee in the world, but all you want is OJ
  • edited 2014-01-27 05:55:03
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    which is to say, please don't use that word, Miko

    it's gross and it reminds me of the existence of unpleasant people who i would rather not think about
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-01-27 05:59:31
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    Kexruct said:

    Just saw the blog of someone who was kind of a bully towards me when I was a freshman at my old school.

    Talk about cognitive dissonance. Usually it’s “act nice IRL, act like an jerk online.” For some reason I find the opposite a lot more disconcerting. 

    I like to think I’m reasonably the same IRL as I’m online, but I worry that this isn’t the case.
    I find cursing significantly less necessary on the internet, but other than that I'm the same too.

    If anything that might be due to force of habit. During the TVT days I tried desperately not to curse at all. (Of course, I don't care as much now, but I still sorta avoid the F-bomb so as not to alienate people.)
  • edited 2014-01-27 06:03:14
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i didn't used to curse irl or online

    not sure why i started... i guess when i realized lots of people don't mind it

    i don't purposefully offend people, at least not for the sake of offending them
  • edited 2014-01-27 06:20:31
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    naughty little cuss words like 'drat' and 'blow'
    lead to wicked curse words, which send you down below
  • i just ordered a new, more functioning phone and now i think my laptop is dying. it's the circle of life
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You know i hope my school bullies are decent people now, and that they're doing ok.

    Kids are jerks a lot of the time, but i'd like to believe they usually grow out of it.

  • will keep posting this song because it's the most compelling piece of music i've heard in months and i willl not rest until someone else appreciates how every sound in it is so carefully and perfectly placed
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm listening
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    THIN the CHIN out of hair
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • edited 2014-01-27 08:15:59
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Today is gonna suck

    It's cold as shit, I have a doctor's appointment that I can't reschedule, and today's our firsclass in engineering class, so I can't skip out on that, either

    I just wanna, like, fast forward to 9 pm
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aww...good luck!
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    http://imgur.com/gallery/kz3do

    I don't really get the point of this gallery. I mean, the drawings are nice, but most of the costumes are very similar to those of the movies', only more detailed
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks, AU.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I am happier than I was yesterday.
  • Odradek said:

    I am happier than I was yesterday.

    That's good.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am not going to argue about loli art today, but I don't see anything wrong with using the word "loli," considering its long-established usage in anime lexicon. Lolis are things.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Miko said:

    I am not going to argue about loli art today, but I don't see anything wrong with using the word "loli," considering its long-established usage in anime lexicon. Lolis are things.

    You did not spend time arguing with people who were enraged that the lolirape no pedofap page was being taken off of TvTropes.
  • Miko said:

    I am not going to argue about loli art today, but I don't see anything wrong with using the word "loli," considering its long-established usage in anime lexicon. Lolis are things.

    empirical proof that anime is shit
  • my tablet will be here today


    eeeeeeeeee
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/28/arts/music/finding-a-place-in-the-hip-hop-ecosystem.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0

    It is completely impossible for Macklemore to do something right, isn't it.
  • edited 2014-01-27 11:29:08
    1.
    > 180 dollars, 50 cents a day

    Why would you only wear jeans for one year?  Those things ought to last for at least a few years, if not up to ten or so.

    2.
    > You did not spend time arguing with people who were enraged that the lolirape no pedofap page was being taken off of TvTropes.

    I don't even like that stuff and I'm still enraged it was taken off TV Tropes.

    It had informative value.  For example, I could read the pages and then get enough information on it to carry on an informed conversation about those shows without having to look up screenshots or video uploads.  And that's a damn good thing.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Phone calls, phone calls, phone calls. Always with the phone calls. What's wrong with e-mail?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do you ever have a day where you're like "why the fuck do I feel so miserable" and then you realize you're hot and sweaty on one of the coldest days in the year and you're like "oh yeah, I'm sick" so you decide to totally skip out on class?
  • edited 2014-01-27 11:52:34
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Odradek what is TV Tropes? What is lolirape no pedofap? What are you talking about? This miko is confused. :|
  • edited 2014-01-27 12:07:45
    > what is TV Tropes?
    http://www.tvtropes.org/
    Basically, a site for cataloguing devices used in creative media.  Things like the typical design of a team of heroes, or a good guy going bad or bad guy going good.

    > lolirape no pedofap
    A derogatory categorical nickname for a number of works that feature sexualization of younger female characters, especially of (human-equivalent) preteen age.  Many such works are of Japanese origin, and the name derives partially from the titles "Kodomo no Jikan" (a series about an elementary(?) school girl who tries to seduce her teacher) and "Lotte no Omocha" (a series about a succubus's coming-of-age), which are basically poster-children (no pun intended) for this sort of work.

    This nickname has various formulations; a more common one is simply "pedoshit".

    Such works were the focus of (but not the only targets of) recent efforts on TV Tropes to remove listings for works deemed to be pandering to pedophiles, or just solely pornographic.  ("P5" was an appointed council of TVT users tasked with judging whether particular works' listings should be removed.  Needless to say, there was controversy over this whole issue.)

    Edit: Well, this is a great pagetopper...sigh.
  • my tablet will be here today



    eeeeeeeeee
    my phone will be here tomorrow

    high five new technology buddy

    and once you've done that go bloody listen to moderne
  • edited 2014-01-27 12:04:52
    ^^ Hey, she asked.  So I wrote up as matter-of-fact an answer as I could.
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