The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • you are very strange HH. you are all weirdos. but you're my weirdos, dammit.
  • there is one good australian wine.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    go home sunn wolf you are drunk
  • go home sunn wolf you are drunk

    im already home
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    then stay there
  • hey wolf


    i just got this album and am listening to it

    so like if you pres play on this we could listen at the same time
  • shit man they're playing "Safety Dance"
  • why doesn't somebody give data a dictionary of commonly used metaphors and idioms
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    because then countless possibilities for humorous subplots would be lost
  • i know but like

    jeez louiz
  • me in the club like

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  • I planted a car-light and an entire Ford Jeep grew underground.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    A Ford Jeep? They finally snapped up Chrysler, huh :P
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ridley
  • Ridley

    Scott.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well I was thinking of Ridley from Metroid, who was named after Ridley Scott, so more or less, I guess
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    GNU/Linux

    diapers

    peanut butter
  • well I was thinking of Ridley from Metroid, who was named after Ridley Scott, so more or less, I guess

    They're basically the same person really.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    dis album


    dis album is great
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    well I was thinking of Ridley from Metroid, who was named after Ridley Scott, so more or less, I guess

    They're basically the same person really.
    So I'd need about 100 missiles to defeat Ridley Scott? I'll remember that
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Twitter Marxists have gone to war with less wrong nerdofascism.

    March bravely forward, Twitter Marxists, I forgive you for so many of your past transgressions now.
  • when i grow up i wish to be a fascist

    after all, i did love trains so much as a wee lad

    and as an adult it would bring me great pleasure to get them running on time

    that reminds me, once the light rail is up and running i will be able to take a train to the university

    or at least half way there
  • i also have a throbbing headache and my stomach feels off
  • Louis CK is probably the best comedian I've ever seen.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    But have you seen JEFF DUNHAM

    SHUT UP I KILL YOU 

    hahahaha seriously Jeff Dunham sucks, but not as bad as Bill Hicks,
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Odradek said:

    Twitter Marxists have gone to war with less wrong nerdofascism.


    March bravely forward, Twitter Marxists, I forgive you for so many of your past transgressions now.
    Whoever wins, we all lose.
  • Description: SCP-1016 is a nineteen year-old computer genius who replaced much (around 90-95%) of his body with computer parts he states he bought at sites such as [DATA EXPUNGED]. Not a single inside part is custom made, but bought from such common companies as [D.E.]. The skin, however, is a marvel of plastic and rubber. He has allowed us to examine it, and states that it was an experimental skin replacement for those with major burns or amputations. It was discontinued because of adverse reactions to the skin, which is why he has no natural skin left.

    His strength is according to his mood. He designed limiters that respond directly to his emotional state, which limits him to around [D.E.] to upwards of [D.E.]. He can access the internet where-ever he is, this is the only truly paranormal thing about him. We cannot do anything to block his reception, he has, however, sworn to never mention anything beyond [D.E.] and play [D.E.] He has done researches for us and he enjoys trawling through massive tracks of information, which he will then share whatever information we ask.

    He looks normal, but once under the skin he is a mass of circuits, pumps, coolants and pistons. His power source is taken from the vitamins in his food and he repairs himself by replacing damaged components. He states that he is upgradeable, however, we have yet to experiment.

    His physical features are brown hair, blue eyes, white skin and a brown goatee. His manner around men is defined as 'variable' and his manner around women is considered 'chivalrous'.
  • ALSO

    I SENT HIM AND EMAIL AND HE REPLIED

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    RED ALERT

    RED ALERT
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Kexruct said:

    ALSO


    I SENT HIM AND EMAIL AND HE REPLIED

    image

    RED ALERT

    RED ALERT
    Calm down and take deep breaths
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    MetaFour said:

    Odradek said:

    Twitter Marxists have gone to war with less wrong nerdofascism.


    March bravely forward, Twitter Marxists, I forgive you for so many of your past transgressions now.
    Whoever wins, we all lose.
    And yet if the battle is bloody enough, everyone wins...

    Goddamnit, that includes those crypto-fascist antinatalist bloggers, doesn't it?
  • i can never not read the term crypto-fascist in Teen!Dave Lister's voice
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    MetaFour said:

    Odradek said:

    Twitter Marxists have gone to war with less wrong nerdofascism.


    March bravely forward, Twitter Marxists, I forgive you for so many of your past transgressions now.
    Whoever wins, we all lose.
    And yet if the battle is bloody enough, everyone wins...

    Goddamnit, that includes those crypto-fascist antinatalist bloggers, doesn't it?
    Antinatalism could probably catch on with twitter Marxists easier, because I'm pretty sure they would be first up against the wall in the glorious new reign of Sillicon Valley Uber Alles.

    This has not stopped them from courting bloggers who post unironic defenses of wife beating though.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cryptodog
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Dark Souls is story-wise, the game equivalent of a Gene Wolfe book.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    I am home.

    Still feel shitty. :/

    If I offer you cats will it make you feel better?

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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:


    And yet if the battle is bloody enough, everyone wins...


    Goddamnit, that includes those crypto-fascist antinatalist bloggers, doesn't it?
    Antinatalism could probably catch on with twitter Marxists easier, because I'm pretty sure they would be first up against the wall in the glorious new reign of Sillicon Valley Uber Alles.

    This has not stopped them from courting bloggers who post unironic defenses of wife beating though.
    I can see that, although aligning themselves with that particular kind of antinatalism would be astoundingly ironic.

    Oh dear. That sounds like a thing that happened.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It happened TWICE.

    There were TWO SEPARATE TIMES where an antinatalist met TWO SEPARATE BLOGGERS who both defended wife beating and they could either not immediately see them for what they were, or didn't care.

    There's a reason I abandoned reading that stuff, because it was incredibly depressing in a way that was completely unintended.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    It happened TWICE.


    There were TWO SEPARATE TIMES where an antinatalist met TWO SEPARATE BLOGGERS who both defended wife beating and they could either not immediately see them for what they were, or didn't care.

    There's a reason I abandoned reading that stuff, because it was incredibly depressing in a way that was completely unintended.
    I thought that you meant Twitter Marxists. This... does not particularly surprise me, given the attitude that some of those people take. There is having a bleak worldview and there is being a cod-nihilistic fuckwit and they cannot tell the difference.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I need to stop trying to know things
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Why?
  • hey wolf



    i just got this album and am listening to it

    so like if you pres play on this we could listen at the same time
    Such a good album.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It really is.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Why?

    'cause it's mostly just depressing
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I need to stop trying to know things

    Fun fact: In ancient times, scepticism was lumped in with the Epicurean and Stoic schools that focused on how to individually live one's life because it helped people do this.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Why?

    'cause it's mostly just depressing
    Why not try to learn about cool things that aren't depressing? That's why I read about animals and etymology!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It is sometimes a struggle to remember that all philosophers are generally trying to talk about the real world.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    EVERY ONE OF YOU IS GAY.

    GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Pyridrym: the only person prettier than Miko >:3
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Miko said:

    EVERY ONE OF YOU IS GAY.

    GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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