I literally just started this Burgundy game and Austria, France, and England have already flagged me as their rival. I have a royal marriage with the foremost so it makes even less sense.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
also the game recommends Sweden as an interesting nation in the 1444 start but it's under a personal union with Denmark and I don't wanna just get diplo-annexed in 30 years.
On the note of rivals, I had to kill off a couple of unruly courtiers who thought it was a good idea to get into a rivalry with their liege.
EU4 rivals not CK2 rivals.
Honestly the fact that there's no way to deliberately kill rulers (either your own nor anyone else's) in EU4 sorta bugs me. It's one of the reasons I have exponentially less hours in this game than that one.
ok sure Austria, rival me after we already have a royal marriage despite being on the other side of the continent ye fucken douche.
bleah
I guess I'll try for alliances with Castille and Denmark, they're the only real major European powers (stretching the definition of major by quite a bit) that don't hate me.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The most unintentionally hilarious part of SA is posts about family members possibly undergoing the horrible fate of being non self-flagellating nerds.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Dang people-who-want-to-legalize-marijuana and people-who-want-to-keep-alcohol-legal and people-who-want-to-keep-gambling-as-an-institution and people-who-want-to-keep-cigarettes-legal.
Screw you. Screw you all.
I can has some of yer sympathy, bros? I mean, come on, I want to not be treated like a freak for not showering, and it feels like your whole "If it feels groovy, then just do it" worldview and your "inalienable right to the pursuit of happiness" thing would induce you guys to be all like "yeah, your desire is just as good as mine".
The most unintentionally hilarious part of SA is posts about family members possibly undergoing the horrible fate of being non self-flagellating nerds.
What? Goons are self-flagellating now?
Can't they come up with anything I didn't think of first.
Dang it, they're appropriating my terribleness and my awful style.
Dang it goonies, you can't self-flagellate, that's my thing. Patents and stuff, WHERE'S MY GRIFFING ROYALTIES, YA DINKS?
Oh wait, you never listened to my "don't do -insert-harmless-thing-here-" posts anyway- or my "-do-extremely-stupid-thing-" posts, did you.
I mean, it's not like you ever hiked your pants over your head and ran up and down the stairs going "WOOO WOOOO WOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" When I told you to.
And what about that "Give Aliroz A Hundred Dollar Bill every Third Friday Of The Month" thing,
Gosh, Central, you NEVER LISTEN. You're RUINING MY LIFE, and you're not my real admin! I didn't ask to be heaped! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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anyway, my point is that it messes with the color composition and it looks ugly.
really bad at EU4.
> Karen Satrapy
Nope.
incidentally, have you tried a game as The Duke of Khazars yet
And no.
Honestly the fact that there's no way to deliberately kill rulers (either your own nor anyone else's) in EU4 sorta bugs me. It's one of the reasons I have exponentially less hours in this game than that one.
bleah
I guess I'll try for alliances with Castille and Denmark, they're the only real major European powers (stretching the definition of major by quite a bit) that don't hate me.
I wouldn't mind if it was a little more people-y.
I'm sure there's like a mod to fix this or something but EU4 mods are finnicky.
I would be crying too
also
there is not a single CK2 mod I could find to split the Karlings into multiple dynasties a la The Lothbrocks. Is that not insane?
YO MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Screw you. Screw you all.
I can has some of yer sympathy, bros? I mean, come on, I want to not be treated like a freak for not showering, and it feels like your whole "If it feels groovy, then just do it" worldview and your "inalienable right to the pursuit of happiness" thing would induce you guys to be all like "yeah, your desire is just as good as mine".
But noooooooooooooo
Can't they come up with anything I didn't think of first.
Dang it, they're appropriating my terribleness and my awful style.
Dang it goonies, you can't self-flagellate, that's my thing. Patents and stuff, WHERE'S MY GRIFFING ROYALTIES, YA DINKS?
Can't get no copyright protection here.
Oh wait, you never listened to my "don't do -insert-harmless-thing-here-" posts anyway- or my "-do-extremely-stupid-thing-" posts, did you.
I mean, it's not like you ever hiked your pants over your head and ran up and down the stairs going "WOOO WOOOO WOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" When I told you to.
And what about that "Give Aliroz A Hundred Dollar Bill every Third Friday Of The Month" thing,
Gosh, Central, you NEVER LISTEN. You're RUINING MY LIFE, and you're not my real admin! I didn't ask to be heaped! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
-slams door-
-note: This post is non-serious.-