The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Vice President Keith David
  • I like the games Indiestatik covers for the most part, but I get really tired of their "state of the industry" articles.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    BARBRA STREISAND

    ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
  • The Rapture Is Here And You Will Be Forcibly Removed From Your Home is a contender for the longest game title I've ever seen.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and where does Barbra Streisand's nose live?
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    The Raptor Is Here and You Will Be Forcibly Removed from Your Home
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wish I could get into the proper mindset for writing

    I'd like to build on the characters from this dream

    But I can't focus
  • Spoiler alert Raptor actually refers to a rapper with an acting career
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that dream sounds pretty cool
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    i had a weird dream the night before last

    i was on like a water slide, but i pressed a button at the top and somehow it drained the pool

    then Margaret Thatcher appeared and lectured me about what i had done and told me i was banned from the pool
  • edited 2014-01-18 02:01:37
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Thanks

    ^ That is indeed pretty weird
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think she was supposed to be the manager or something?

    my dreams seldom make a lot of sense
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    lightning-fast reactions
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    how often do people punch those who startle them
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I generally just flip the fuck out

    no punching involved
  • edited 2014-01-18 02:10:42
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My dreams last night were actually something of a weird mish-mash, likely due to the strange hours I slept.

    Assorted bits I remember:
    • Reading a comic book in a bedroom during a family Christmas gathering, then attempting to frame a page from the comic and hang it on the wall as my uncle walked in
    • Eating at Arby's with said uncle and being unable to pay because the debit cards in my wallet were all expired
    • My family moving into a much smaller house with mostly blue walls
    • The shapeshifter dream I blogged about above, including an extra bit where we were watching a rollercoaster from the shoulder of a nearby highway
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    goddammit Cadillac :P

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    lee4hmz said:

    goddammit Cadillac :P


    why would you post this
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think he's referring to a recent commercial that used the same song:

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CA: Yes, and it drives me nuts every time I see it :P
  • you know like that one time that person said that people were basically really stupid

    and i disagreed with them?

    turns out they were right, my bad
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    you know like that one time that person said that people were basically really stupid


    and i disagreed with them?

    turns out they were right, my bad
    but you say that like three times a week already
  • what can i say my faith in humanity flip flops more often than a sandal-clad politician being flipped upside down and then right side up a lot really fast
  • what can i say my faith in humanity flip flops more often than a sandal-clad politician being flipped upside down and then right side up a lot really fast

    masterful analogy.
  • i really really love making shitty analogies

    it's

    well it's not my favorite thing in the whole damn universe but it's like in the top 30s at least
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This year's MIT Mystery Hunt is Alice in Wonderland themed

    :D
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    "Aenimeisyeon" just sounds so much more awkward an appropriated Englishism than "animashon".

    It looks weirder because Romanised Korean orthography represents sounds very literally; the pronunciation is nearly the same as the English word: "EN-i-MAY-shun."
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  • Tachyon said:

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    this list was like the genesis of all that

    or at least some longer variation someone e-mailed my mom once

    it fits in well with my really deadpan tone irl
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    I kinda wanna crop this and smudge out most of the text so that just "tired nurse" is left and then put that on tumblr as one of those "current emotion" posts.

    but I'm like

    really lazy.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ash's mom was not the first MILF I ever knew
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    i am not sure why anyone would find Ash's mom attractive

    she's a completely flat character
  • yo does anybody here have wikipedia editing experience?
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    and that took like 5 seconds mo
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    yo does anybody here have wikipedia editing experience?

    some, why?
  • yo does anybody here have wikipedia editing experience?

    I had a Wikipedia account called User Kaf that I named after an obscure pharoah. I would sometimes correct spelling mistakes.

    So no, is what I'm saying.
  • edited 2014-01-18 02:45:00
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, I've never even found modern Cadillacs that aesthetically pleasing

    What's with this trend toward huge grilles lately? Modern cars don't need grilles that large, so they must be purely cosmetic, except they're actually ugly as fuck.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
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    In Denver, Jeopardy! comes on at 6:00

    We win the surrealism war, I'm telling you

    (we won it harder when it used to come on at 3:30)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is this a quirk of Mountain Time?
  • jamie stewart from Xiu Xiu is openly bi and his sexuality isn't mentioned anywhere on his wikipedia article and he isn't in the LGBT or Bi Musicians category or anything

    source with him talking about it:


    it just seemed like kinda a weird omission to me and i wanted to fix it but
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mountain Time, c'mon, grab your friends
    We'll go to very mountainy lands
    With Centie the Princess and Anonus the Human
    The mountains never end, Mountain Time!
  • princesses are INHUMAN
  • best pagetopper ever imho
  • edited 2014-01-18 02:49:59

    v ah i see
  • jamie stewart from Xiu Xiu is openly bi and his sexuality isn't mentioned anywhere on his wikipedia article and he isn't in the LGBT or Bi Musicians category or anything


    source with him talking about it:


    it just seemed like kinda a weird omission to me and i wanted to fix it but
    There are people who go around and deliberately remove that kind of stuff, Wikipedia is like 95% politics.
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