The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Tre said:

    I wish more people had Vitas.

    I entirely blame this on Sony's memory card manufacturing department. I love my console, but goddamn, the low sales aren't surprising anyone considering that you gotta give up an arm and a leg for more storage space...

    I'd argue it's more the insane price of the system itself combined with the frankly anemic library.
  • Tre said:

    Tre said:

    I have BioShock Infinite for free as of today, but I don't know if I want to play it because the combat looks gross

    I don't know about anyone else, and maybe this might make me a prude, but I don't think I like feeling powerful at the expense of becoming an outright monster

    ?
    short version: Sony's giving it away for the PS3 if you have PS Plus, I'm having reservations because the violence is dissonant with the plot.

    Sorry for not making that clear.
    Trying not to spoil things, but I don't think the violence is dissonant with the plot at all. Booker is an antihero--not the Han Solo kind, either. He used to be a strikebreaker, among other things.
  • Hence why the rescuing is in quotes.

    One could say Booker's only really initially sent as a means of transport from one imprisonment to another, depending on what the mysterious benefactors are planning for her. I dunno though.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Ol' Pinkerton Booker DeWitt. What a nice fella he is.
  • It took a little digging but I found some fun stuff on the Vita, honestly. The library is small but there's a fair amount of enjoyment to be had.

    Also, the offerings aren't quite as to my taste as I'd hope nowadays, but when I got my system, Rayman Origins was free for Plus members.
  • I want a Vita because it has Gravity Rush on it, and that's about it.

    Anyway, to go back to my EU4 rambling. The Colonial Nation mechanic in the new patch is dope as hell!

    Lookie lookie

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    I ended up naming it Pernambuck, after Pernamboco, the province where the settlement began.

    the governor has a great name btw

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  • I guess we can broaden things to "whoever puts the price tags on Sony products".

    It'd be a killer deal if they made it $150 and threw a memory card and Tearaway in a bundle though.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    And Homestuck's time travel...I've never had a problem with it, really. 


    I never really understood the powers of the two Felt members that can follow future/past trails, but everything else is fine. Homestuck's very strict about time-travel. No matter how you use it, it'll always end poorly unless you follow the actions of the alpha timeline. And that, specifically, made it not game-breaking.

    I also don't mind Madoka's time-travel, mainly because it's usage is very specific. 
    The thing with the Felt members who follow past and future trails and the one that modifies timelines is that they all operate on that same kind of fixed pole of time in the same way that (generally) the alpha timeline cannot be messed with. They follow what must happen or must have happened. It's like reading back or ahead in a book, which fits with the theme of interactive metafiction throughout.
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-01-14 18:44:39
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    Guv'nor Raymond Raymond, of the Pernambuck Raymonds.

    I wonder what his favorite video game is.
  • Tre said:

    Raymond Raymond, of the Pernambuck Raymonds.

    I wonder what his favorite video game is.

    he lives in the year 1511, Tre :B
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    When I become ruler of the universe, all video games will be banned. Except Pokémon Red and Green. Mwahahahaha!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Vriska said:

    orange juice

    100% Orange Juice
    Orange Juice makes cute games. :D
  • Tre said:

    Raymond Raymond, of the Pernambuck Raymonds.

    I wonder what his favorite video game is.

    he lives in the year 1511, Tre :B
    Oy! Alternative history!
  • Raymond Raymond continues a long tradition of Albionic administrative officials having redundant names.

    I had a military adviser named William-Alexander Williams at one point.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    When I become ruler of the universe, all video games will be banned. Except Pokémon Red and Green. Mwahahahaha!

    Even Hellsinker, and Megami Tensei?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I drink grape juice, because OJ kills

    /90s bumper sticker
  • Time is one of the most important things in the life of a human. And time is effectively uncontrollable by humans. 

    If we manage to invent any manner of time manipulation, it'll be the biggest revolution in the history of human civilization. Period. Time travel would allow us to answer dozens of questions about history and philosophy. Time stopping would allow society's greatest to solve massive problems in a matter of minutes. If a man could revert time back by ten seconds, the amount of time it'd take me to write this sentence, things would never be the same again.

    And that's why I can't stand things like Hermoine's Time Turner or Star Trek's various time travel methods. Time-traveling opens up at least a dozen alternate solutions for any obstacle that the protagonist faces. And yet these solutions will always be ignored because the author doesn't want the story to be about time travel, doesn't want to write sci-fi. And that bugs me. 

    And you might be thinking 'but Looper's about time travel, isn't it?' Technically, yes. But the movie went out of its way to not explore time travel on the grounds that they'd end up making diagrams with straw, and I think that forfeits its ability to be about time travel.

  • Tre said:

    Tre said:

    Raymond Raymond, of the Pernambuck Raymonds.

    I wonder what his favorite video game is.

    he lives in the year 1511, Tre :B
    Oy! Alternative history!
    first of all it's:

    " *flips table* ALTERNATE HISTORY! "

    secondly, the history is not that alternate.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    If I Did It by OJ Simpson
  • Also, Sulu's first name is Hikaru, which is the romanization of the kanji that has traditionally been my avatar. 

    I've been using Sulu's first name as a pseudonym. Huh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Time is one of the most important things in the life of a human. And time is effectively uncontrollable by humans. 


    If we manage to invent any manner of time manipulation, it'll be the biggest revolution in the history of human civilization. Period. Time travel would allow us to answer dozens of questions about history and philosophy. Time stopping would allow society's greatest to solve massive problems in a matter of minutes. If a man could revert time back by ten seconds, the amount of time it'd take me to write this sentence, things would never be the same again.

    And that's why I can't stand things like Hermoine's Time Turner or Star Trek's various time travel methods. Time-traveling opens up at least a dozen alternate solutions for any obstacle that the protagonist faces. And yet these solutions will always be ignored because the author doesn't want the story to be about time travel, doesn't want to write sci-fi. And that bugs me. 

    I am quoting this just to agree with it
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    When I become ruler of the universe, all video games will be banned. Except Pokémon Red and Green. Mwahahahaha!

    even Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and Sonic Unleashed? :<
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Time is one of the most important things in the life of a human. And time is effectively uncontrollable by humans. 


    If we manage to invent any manner of time manipulation, it'll be the biggest revolution in the history of human civilization. Period. Time travel would allow us to answer dozens of questions about history and philosophy. Time stopping would allow society's greatest to solve massive problems in a matter of minutes. If a man could revert time back by ten seconds, the amount of time it'd take me to write this sentence, things would never be the same again.

    And that's why I can't stand things like Hermoine's Time Turner or Star Trek's various time travel methods. Time-traveling opens up at least a dozen alternate solutions for any obstacle that the protagonist faces. And yet these solutions will always be ignored because the author doesn't want the story to be about time travel, doesn't want to write sci-fi. And that bugs me. 

    And you might be thinking 'but Looper's about time travel, isn't it?' Technically, yes. But the movie went out of its way to not explore time travel on the grounds that they'd end up making diagrams with straw, and I think that forfeits its ability to be about time travel.

    I saw the other day the Sphinx's painted face.

    She had painted her face in order to ogle Time.

    And he has spared no other painted face in all the world but hers.

    Delilah was younger than she, and Delilah is dust. Time hath loved
    nothing but this worthless painted face.

    I do not care that she is ugly, nor that she has painted her face, so
    that she only lure his secret from Time.

    Time dallies like a fool at her feet when he should be smiting cities.

    Time never wearies of her silly smile.

    There are temples all about her that he has forgotten to spoil.

    I saw an old man go by, and Time never touched him.

    Time that has carried away the seven gates of Thebes!

    She has tried to bind him with ropes of eternal sand, she had hoped
    to oppress him with the Pyramids.

    He lies there in the sand with his foolish hair all spread about her paws.

    If she ever finds his secret we will put out his eyes, so that he shall
    find no more our beautiful things--there are lovely gates in Florence
    that I fear he will carry away.

    We have tried to bind him with song and with old customs, but they
    only held him for a little while, and he has always smitten us and
    mocked us.

    When he is blind he shall dance to us and make sport.

    Great clumsy time shall stumble and dance, who liked to kill little
    children, and can hurt even the daisies no longer.

    Then shall our children laugh at him who slew Babylon's winged bulls,
    and smote great numbers of the gods and fairies--when he is shorn
    of his hours and his years.

    We will shut him up in the Pyramid of Cheops, in the great chamber
    where the sarcophagus is. Thence we will lead him out when we
    give our feasts. He shall ripen our corn for us and do menial work.

    We will kiss they painted face, O Sphinx, if thou wilt betray to us Time.

    And yet I fear that in his ultimate anguish he may take hold blindly
    of the world and the moon, and slowly pull down upon him the
    House of Man.
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-01-14 18:54:55
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    I didn't particularly find Looper to be so much a "time travel" movie as it was a movie that used a limited form thereof to ask a more general question.

    That question, of course, being "if you got to see your future self, but had to kill him, would you do it?"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^what is that from
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • edited 2014-01-14 18:59:21
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:
    Oh hello, Ed Drax Plunkett.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm willing to give Hermione's Time Turner a pass simply because:

    1. it worked in a consistent manner (everything they did with the time turner, they had already 'done'), and
    2. there was a clear reason given for why they couldn't just use it to solve every problem (it was a dangerous and heavily restricted experimental item which they weren't allowed to keep)

    in general, i dislike the use of time travel as a plot device, since its implications rarely seem to have been fully considered.  Doctor Who is a prime offender, actually.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    That Jojo's Bizarre Adventure thread I said I would make is up. Primer's coming tomorrow.

    Feedback would be appreciated.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ah! I KNEW it had to be Dunsany

    just looked like his work
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Ah! I KNEW it had to be Dunsany

    just looked like his work

    Dunsany is inimitable, really.
  • I dislike time travel because it can easily lead to weird plot tension problems.
  • Odradek said:

    That Jojo's Bizarre Adventure thread I said I would make is up. Primer's coming tomorrow.

    Feedback would be appreciated.

    it is cool
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    That Jojo's Bizarre Adventure thread I said I would make is up. Primer's coming tomorrow.

    Feedback would be appreciated.

    it is cool
    Thank you.
  • all this conversation reminds me of is how offended Barcode was by the time travel in Marathon Infinity.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Barcode just hates time travel in general.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    Computer eye strain and computer vision syndrome are caused by our
    eyes and brain reacting differently to characters on a computer screen
    than they do to printed characters. Our eyes have little problem
    focusing on printed material that has dense black characters with
    well-defined edges. But characters on a computer screen don't have the
    same degree of contrast and definition.




    what about screens with higher resolution than the printed page
    The problem is screens, and how the eye and brain process words on a screen.  It's different from the way the eye and brain process words on a page.  Screens require constant focus.

    Also, "different than" is terrible and nobody should ever say it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Central Avenue learns calculus: Day One
  • just remember not to drink and deri-(*gunned down by the old joke police*)
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Quoth somebody on the internet:

    "Audacious of you to claim language decay when you are not speaking Old
    High German, but rather English. Re-write your post to sound more like
    Beowulf (Saxon) and then you might have some credence when you condemn
    language change."

    Quoth doc (in response): "You are a very, very funny person. Your comment about Geoffrey Lukens’
    audacity has had me in stictches all morning. How dare he rebuke users
    of modern English in anything other than Old High German? If you are not
    a professional writer, you should be. I very much want to share your
    conversation with others but I don’t know how well it’ll land with my
    idiot, facebook friends."
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Aliroz said:



    Also, "different than" is terrible and nobody should ever say it.

    You idiot, what if he or she is introducing a clause?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Here's my friend Santa
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Aliroz said:

    Aliroz said:



    Also, "different than" is terrible and nobody should ever say it.

    You idiot, what if he or she is introducing a clause?
    Why would you even do that?  There are better ways to introduce a clause, which work differently from what you would think.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Well, the time has come. I, Yarrun, no longer give a care about spoilers for Bioshock Infinite. 

    I read spoilers when I read about the hamfisted way it deals with race.
  • communicating with language is for babies

    real men communicate through punching
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    different than - NO!

    different to - NO!

    different from - YES!
  • IT'S GONNA BE HERE IN FIVE MINUTES

    or two hours

    or any time in between
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