The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

1430343044306430843097762

Comments

  • i liked eragon when i was in secondary school and had bad taste and everything and because i had never watched star wars or read lord of the rings. so that shit was new to me
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I liked Eragon when I was, I dunno, thirteen, although even then I think that I recognised that it was pretty typical fare with a few interesting touches--I remember liking the healer that shows up in the last third of the book, and some of the early descriptive passages. Also the cover, which was probably the reason why I bought the second one, which I do not remember actually buying and have never read, and sits on my shelf within a few feet of David Searcy's Ordinary Horror and the Annotated Alice Through the Looking-Glass. Weird.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Eragon wasn't awful, just kind of... written by a fifteen year old.

    Let's see you write anything of any worth at that age.

    Heck, let's see you do, be, or accomplish anything of any worth while a teenager.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Unless you're Arthur Rimbaud.

    Revolutionised poetry before he was nineteen, then stopped writing; died at thirty-seven.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    That's not my fault!

    You just unintentionally caused reality to retroactively create this "Arthur Rimbaud" character.  Reality redefines itself to prove me wrong once again.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    And he looked like this:

    image

    Yes, really.
  • murder house

    asylum

    coven
  • and after he had got bored of revolutionising poetry, he went and fought in a war in indonesia, got bored of that too, deserted and fled into the jungle, and somehow ended up as an arms dealer in Ethiopia.

    rimbaud was basically a complete badass
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    sunn wolf said:

    and after he had got bored of revolutionising poetry, he went and fought in a war in indonesia, got bored of that too, deserted and fled into the jungle, and somehow ended up as an arms dealer in Ethiopia.


    rimbaud was basically a complete badass
    ...

    Dang, this guy is awesome.
  • I think the worst parts about Eragon are in the second and third book.

    The first's biggest problem is inconsistent worldbuilding and generic plotting. 

    The second's problem is that it farts around doing nothing until Eragon ascends to half-elfdom. Also, worshipping the elves to a point that would make Tolkien have second thoughts.

    The third's problem is that it spends half the book farting around doing nothin, inconsistent plotting (particularly, inconsistent with the first two books) and generally failing to develop any of the interesting stuff introduced in the series. At all. 

    Also, Eragon's kind of a sociopath in the third one.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    sunn wolf said:

    and after he had got bored of revolutionising poetry, he went and fought in a war in indonesia, got bored of that too, deserted and fled into the jungle, and somehow ended up as an arms dealer in Ethiopia.


    rimbaud was basically a complete badass
    ...

    Dang, this guy is awesome.
    Apparently he was also close friends with Haile Selassie's father and was one of the first people to export coffee from Ethiopia. Seeing as Ethiopian coffee is quite nice, I have that to thank him for as well.

    Also, his poetry is essential to the semi-plot of Elizabeth Hand's "Wonderwall", which is a fantastic short story.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anyone around? I'm bored...
  • i am feeling sick and i overslept. u_u

    also everyone around here has been yelling a lot lately, it's kinda wearing me down...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ahh...I know the feeling.

    *offers hhugs*
  • and i am out of clean t shirts 8<
  • also clean underwear

    8<

    8<

    8<
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Looked up Project Rain World.

    That looks supremely cool. Also, slugcat!
  • Upon the internet, you discover an acquaintance writing extensively about something you did years ago.

    They do not name you, but anyone who's known you for a long period of time could probably tell it's about you.

    Their writing isn't particularly malicious in its intent, and you are used primarily as a segue into talking about something else, but you still feel bad because you just woke up and generally don't like to be reminded of these things.

    what do you do?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I would feel awkward and very weirded out, but letting it ruin my whole day would probably not be in the cards.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Tachyon said:

    tbh i like Queen, and Mercury never behaved like a racist

    so i'm just kind of baffled by that song

    Freddie was Parsi, not white, which may explain a few things.

  • I would feel awkward and very weirded out, but letting it ruin my whole day would probably not be in the cards.

    well I don't wanna make it sound like it was creepy because it wasn't

    well, whatever, I have to get to math class. I'll see you guys in like two hours.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I remember once reading something that said a book none of us could resist reading is a series of anecdotes about us told by other people.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't think I would read that.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I don't think I would read that.

    Hypothesis broken.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm entirely serious
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I know.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus is best prince
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The Doctor Who 60th Anniversary Special: Gallifrey turns out to have never existed in the first place. Women no longer exist in any universe, and this is unfixable. All the Doctor's previous companions merge into the ultimate companion, Man-O-Tron, a burly muscular guy who can kill Daleks with a touch. The Doctor meets the original Time Lord, who is his very first incarnation, Stefenmothat. The Doctor regenerates into the 17th Doctor, the bastion of peace and goodness, The Valeyard.
  • edited 2014-01-14 14:29:17

    Nay, my most mellifluous mustelid monarch is the most magnificent!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    *sings a song of love and death*
  • http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/01/13/marvels-agents-of-shield-borrows-from-mass-effect-3/#more-184121

    But worst of all, in a time when government mistrust is at its highest, the show’s core message throughout has been: trust the powerful, invisible government against the interests of your own personal freedoms. It’s just bewildering how heavily this message is hammered each episode, as characters quickly learn that rebelling against the instructions of the rich and powerful only brings you harm, and that trusting them and doing as your told is the only Right Way. It’s not only massively creepy – like some sort of McCarthy-era propaganda – but woefully out of touch with public sentiment.

    this is the same vibe i got from The Avengers as well
  • *sings a song of love and death*



  • granted that song is not about love

    but it does have death!

    so i am half right

    and what more can man cat aspire to?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Not much.

    Although Tom Lehrer's "I Hold Your Hand In Mine" covers similar territory from the same period and does involve a sort of love. But that can be said of a number of Lehrer's songs.
  • ...Is it bad that I never caught that feel from the Marvel stuff?

    It's definitely an understandable view. I must be reading too lightly.
  • i am wearing high waisted ultra faded jeans

    hooray for anti-fashion
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    arpeggio
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Tre said:

    ...Is it bad that I never caught that feel from the Marvel stuff?

    It's definitely an understandable view. I must be reading too lightly.

    Well, Civil War was literally about that, so...
     
    (And officially, Marvel's stance on that was that Tony was in the right.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The lesbian party of the yar 19997
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    thrash metal
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    thrash metal

    ...is hardcore with guitar solos and marginally better fashion sense?

    </incitementtomayhem>
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So yeah, Jackson Pollock's number 31 is simply lovely.  What a neat image he's drawn!

    Wait a minute, you mammals are only trichromatic in your color perception.

    I bet it looks like a bunch of lazy splotches and spilled paint to you.

    Sorry.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Well, Pollock did select his colours very carefully, and layered them in patterns, but he never set out with any image in mind. I like his work. It's fun to look at.
Sign In or Register to comment.