@Tachyon: The two nonsense posts I made were basically me just coming up with a speech tone profile and (while feeling somewhat sleepy) coming up with the first words or syllables that came to mind that matched that tone profile.
By speech tone profile I mean "what talking would sound like if you muffled it really badly so that you can't make out any words but can hear some pitched sounds".
The resulting nonsense was then interesting because it was nonsense, of course.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh, gee, thanks Google for rejecting this important update package I was sending to a customer. :P Apparently, ZIP files with EXE files in them—even benign ones—have to be encrypted with OpenSSL or another utility that will hide the central directory, or Gmail will throw a hissyfit and refuse to deliver the message.
I had to do it the old way and put the file on the FTP site. It's not a huge deal, but it still pissed me off just the same.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I can kinda understand the logic there--a lot of Gmai's target audience is, after all, people who don't know better than to open any random file they receive (hi Mom and Dad!)--but it's irritating that they don't provide the option for those of us who are more internet-savvy to override it.
Yeah, and I don't want to befuddle customers with OpenSSL requirements and all that. You never know when you'll run into someone who's never used the command line for anything, and OpenSSL is a pretty hardcore Unix program in that respect.
I have received confirmation that Centralian smugglers have smuggled in the illegal substance known as candy to children in Rozburg. Such substances include oreos, chocolate, Jolly Ranchers, bubble gum, milky way, and other illegal items.
Is Rozburg a city, town, settlement, village, county, municipality, principality, incorporated city, census-designated place, community, parish, or what?
Is Rozburg a city, town, settlement, village, county, municipality, principality, incorporated city, census-designated place, community, parish, or what?
It used to be a small swamp town in my imaginary nation (it's a city-state swamp now); but I lost the rest of the nation to rebellion and reformation.
Stupid reformers wanting democracy and representation; wanting to legalize electricity. Nobody ever rebels against Princess Avenue...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^^ the problem is your police force are all reptiles, and thus unable to hold firearms
Same problem with most weapons (swords, lances, truncheons, bows). Also, can't have any mounted cavalry (as opposed to unmounted cavalry, which is probably not a thing that exists).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Huh. That would have been unexpected.
I probably shouldn't have eaten lunch at 10 this morning because I'm kinda hungry right now. What should I have for dinner later? I have some canned soup that would serve me well enough...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Today's my first day of classes, but I don't have anything scheduled until 6 pm, so in the meantime I'm just hanging out here bored.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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By speech tone profile I mean "what talking would sound like if you muffled it really badly so that you can't make out any words but can hear some pitched sounds".
The resulting nonsense was then interesting because it was nonsense, of course.
I had to do it the old way and put the file on the FTP site. It's not a huge deal, but it still pissed me off just the same.
...Wait a second, End isn't an emotion!
Stupid reformers wanting democracy and representation; wanting to legalize electricity. Nobody ever rebels against Princess Avenue...
Same problem with most weapons (swords, lances, truncheons, bows). Also, can't have any mounted cavalry (as opposed to unmounted cavalry, which is probably not a thing that exists).
Also, nobody rebels in Bookersted.
Could you please let me be on page 4300?
Scandal!
I own no imaginary nations, I am just a citizen of all of them.
or fail
^wat
I'm on page 4300!
Good dude.