You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
you have a female voice in my head, while Anonus has a male voice
that right there is enough to prevent me from getting the two of you mixed up
> I need a good show, recommendation me a show.
Do you like drama? If so I may have something for you.
> What is TV Tropes? :o
Is this a serious question? (just asking)
If you're serious: TV Tropes is a site for cataloguing devices used in creating and understanding creative works such as stories. A lot of users here are current or former TV Tropes users.
> What's a Heap?
The "original Heap" is a thread on the TV Tropes forum, one specifically dedicated to wonderposting. It's where the people who started this forum originally met.
> I have already eaten this piece of fiction. nom nom nom nom nom.
> I'm fine with being called a reptile, a lizard, any kind of herpetofauna.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
you post more often than Anonus, and you both post about different things
also currently neither of you has a pony avatar
iirc, you don't watch 101 Dalmatians: The Series and Anonus doesn't like Adventure Time very much
That's true; back when people would get us mixed up constantly it was when he and I would use pony avatars and ramble to each other in Yack Fest megathreads...
It's weird to think about that time during mid-2011 when we were acting like a couple and it was obvious to everyone that we were in love but we continued to deny it publicly...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It feels weird to think that I can legitimately claim to have work experience in marketing
Only a few months of experience, sure, but I've put together advertisements that were actually used by a real business, so that's pretty cool
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
American History for High School Students, by Miko.
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue because he wanted to disprove the ubiquitous theory that Earth was flat. That's when he discovered America, which no one had found before, and which was populated by primitive Indians that he befriended.
Later, a freedom-loving group called the Pilgrims sailed away from the oppressive dictatorship of England on the Mayflower, because they weren't allowed to worship God in the way that they chose. They reached Plymouth Rock and had a Thanksgiving feast with the kind Indian leader Squanto.
13 colonies then materialized, governed by the evil British. In the 1700s, the colonists got tired of taxation without representation so they held the Boston Tea Party, which the British responded to by starting the Revolutionary War. That's when America wrote the Declaration of Independence, which called upon divine mandate to make America a new nation of freedom and prosperity in a corrupt world. Needless to say, the good people of America won the war, led by the brave and charismatic George Washington, and wrote the Constitution with the help of Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, which was of the people, by the people, and for the people. No one had ever envisioned such a country; Americans were allowed absolute freedom to do whatever they wanted, as long as they weren't hurting anyone, and should their government become oppressive, it was to be their duty to overthrow it.
The 1800s came next. Brave explorers traveled west to open new homes for Americans. The Northern states invented many amazing things, like trains and telephones and radios, but the primitive South had begun instead to power their economy with slave labor by African Americans. They were so rebellious that they formed the Confederacy. That's when Abraham Lincoln led the North to start a war with the South in order to free the the black people. After that, the Confederacy realized the error of their ways and dissolved, racism ended, and black people became free Americans too.
America continued to be the best place on Earth and invent everything in the modern world until Germany started sinking American ships in the early 1900s because they wanted to take over the world. The free countries of Earth that imitated American freedom joined together, led by America, and together they fought the evil Germans in World War I and saved the world.
The 1920s had jazz and women's rights. It was a cool time. In the 1930s, America started running out of food and people were really poor. On top of that, Nazi Germany had started to kill their Jews and was on a campaign to take over the world, assisted by Italy and Japan. In the 1940s, Germany conquered everyone else in the world but America stood up and bravely fought them, saving the world a second time in World War II. The Nazis were all killed and the Jews freed, at which point they would never suffer again.
The 1950s were a great and nostalgic time where everyone was happy. However, the looming threat of Communism was slowly spreading throughout the world like a plague, and in the 1960s, it began to threaten the world, led by the evil Soviet Russia. The Cold War happened, which was a peaceful war where they used words instead of guns, because the Hippies revolutionized American peace-making and produced the Beatles. Martin Luther King, Jr. gave a famous speech about his dream of racial equality, which let black people into schools and bus seats. Everything changed, however, when Vietnam started using guns. America had no choice but to draft all of its men into the military and valiantly resist the Vietnamese, but the evil Vietcong were too powerful and fought dirty. That is why, to this day, there are evil Communist countries on Earth.
The following decades were nice and peaceul, but then in 2001, Al Qaeda caused the worst tragedy in the history of the world by destroying the World Trade Center, which was the opening move of the War on Terror. The American military was forced to go to Iraq and fight Al Qaeda at their heart. They won, the leader Bin Laden was killed, and peace happened again.
In 2008, the first black president was elected. It was a cool time for everyone. The end.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Man, over time the whole CWC thing went from kinda funny to fucked-up to outright tragic
And bizarrely enough the worst seems to have happen after the trolls (mostly) backed off
Even the trolls wouldn't have wanted the dude's house to burn down!
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
I woke up around 4 am, with no idea why at first. I thought I heard noises around my house, so I checked it out. While walking through the living room in my apartment I noticed my computer was on sleep mode. "Weird, I thought I turned it off," I said to myself. I went to check it, and to my surprise, this picture was open. "I know about the chin." I tried closing the picture, but nothing, ctrl+alt+delete didn't work either. My computer was frozen. I frantically tried to just close the thing. Without warning, I heard something behind me. I couldn't really judge the distance, it was quiet, possibly be a creak, or a step. Terrified at this point, I hesitantly turned around, thinking there was a ghost or perhaps even a skeleton standing behind me. My head was swirling with urban legends and horrible images. Mustering my courage, I grabbed the nearby stapler off my desk, and slowly turned around, ready to attack if necessary. Nothing. Just my imagination. I re-channelled my focus to the computer, and the picture was gone. I heaved a sigh of relief, switched the lights off, and went to bed. I looked back at the computer and the picture was back. Although creeped out by the situation, I figured I'd accidentally opened the pic somehow after leaving my computer. I shut the PC down, left the room, and tried to get a few hours of sleep before work the next day. I was dozing off about 15 minutes in when out of the blue...
"I know"
A faint voice whispered from beside my bed. My eyes shot open instantly, and I saw him. It was Haraldur, the thin hair chin man. It was terrifying, but at the same time, I almost felt like laughing. Those feelings didn't last long. He was wearing the same emotionless expression he wore in his original pic, but he looked... different. The original picture was so blurry and small you never really knew what he looked like, what he truly looked like. I stared at him, and the more I did the more detail I noticed. His gaunt cheeks, his dry, cracked lips, his acne-like scars and cysts, dark circles around his eyes, eyes full of malice. I was overcome by a wave of depression, but I couldn't stop staring. I kept taking in the detail, his unnaturally skinny frame, long arms, his disgusting greasy hair. I didn't notice he was slowly inching closer. His face was the last thing I ever saw. "I know about the chin." he whispered again, before plunging the knife into my heart.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
for some reason i imagined you saying that in a deliberately bad american accent
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Comments
Cat :D
I must be strange.
According to Netflix, PPG is a crime show.
^_^
See Imi, you can see he's my cat because my cabinets are well-stocked.
Telling one of you is like telling the other.
that right there is enough to prevent me from getting the two of you mixed up
> I need a good show, recommendation me a show.
Do you like drama? If so I may have something for you.
> What is TV Tropes? :o
Is this a serious question? (just asking)
If you're serious: TV Tropes is a site for cataloguing devices used in creating and understanding creative works such as stories. A lot of users here are current or former TV Tropes users.
> What's a Heap?
The "original Heap" is a thread on the TV Tropes forum, one specifically dedicated to wonderposting. It's where the people who started this forum originally met.
> I have already eaten this piece of fiction. nom nom nom nom nom.
> I'm fine with being called a reptile, a lizard, any kind of herpetofauna.
can I call you an anole
also currently neither of you has a pony avatar
iirc, you don't watch 101 Dalmatians: The Series and Anonus doesn't like Adventure Time very much
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue because he wanted to disprove the ubiquitous theory that Earth was flat. That's when he discovered America, which no one had found before, and which was populated by primitive Indians that he befriended.
Later, a freedom-loving group called the Pilgrims sailed away from the oppressive dictatorship of England on the Mayflower, because they weren't allowed to worship God in the way that they chose. They reached Plymouth Rock and had a Thanksgiving feast with the kind Indian leader Squanto.
13 colonies then materialized, governed by the evil British. In the 1700s, the colonists got tired of taxation without representation so they held the Boston Tea Party, which the British responded to by starting the Revolutionary War. That's when America wrote the Declaration of Independence, which called upon divine mandate to make America a new nation of freedom and prosperity in a corrupt world. Needless to say, the good people of America won the war, led by the brave and charismatic George Washington, and wrote the Constitution with the help of Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, which was of the people, by the people, and for the people. No one had ever envisioned such a country; Americans were allowed absolute freedom to do whatever they wanted, as long as they weren't hurting anyone, and should their government become oppressive, it was to be their duty to overthrow it.
The 1800s came next. Brave explorers traveled west to open new homes for Americans. The Northern states invented many amazing things, like trains and telephones and radios, but the primitive South had begun instead to power their economy with slave labor by African Americans. They were so rebellious that they formed the Confederacy. That's when Abraham Lincoln led the North to start a war with the South in order to free the the black people. After that, the Confederacy realized the error of their ways and dissolved, racism ended, and black people became free Americans too.
America continued to be the best place on Earth and invent everything in the modern world until Germany started sinking American ships in the early 1900s because they wanted to take over the world. The free countries of Earth that imitated American freedom joined together, led by America, and together they fought the evil Germans in World War I and saved the world.
The 1920s had jazz and women's rights. It was a cool time. In the 1930s, America started running out of food and people were really poor. On top of that, Nazi Germany had started to kill their Jews and was on a campaign to take over the world, assisted by Italy and Japan. In the 1940s, Germany conquered everyone else in the world but America stood up and bravely fought them, saving the world a second time in World War II. The Nazis were all killed and the Jews freed, at which point they would never suffer again.
The 1950s were a great and nostalgic time where everyone was happy. However, the looming threat of Communism was slowly spreading throughout the world like a plague, and in the 1960s, it began to threaten the world, led by the evil Soviet Russia. The Cold War happened, which was a peaceful war where they used words instead of guns, because the Hippies revolutionized American peace-making and produced the Beatles. Martin Luther King, Jr. gave a famous speech about his dream of racial equality, which let black people into schools and bus seats. Everything changed, however, when Vietnam started using guns. America had no choice but to draft all of its men into the military and valiantly resist the Vietnamese, but the evil Vietcong were too powerful and fought dirty. That is why, to this day, there are evil Communist countries on Earth.
The following decades were nice and peaceul, but then in 2001, Al Qaeda caused the worst tragedy in the history of the world by destroying the World Trade Center, which was the opening move of the War on Terror. The American military was forced to go to Iraq and fight Al Qaeda at their heart. They won, the leader Bin Laden was killed, and peace happened again.
In 2008, the first black president was elected. It was a cool time for everyone. The end.
I woke up around 4 am,
with no idea why at first. I thought I heard noises around my house, so I
checked it out. While walking through the living room in my apartment I
noticed my computer was on sleep mode. "Weird, I thought I turned it
off," I said to myself. I went to check it, and to my surprise, this
picture was open. "I know about the chin." I tried closing the picture,
but nothing, ctrl+alt+delete didn't work either. My computer was
frozen. I frantically tried to just close the thing. Without warning, I
heard something behind me. I couldn't really judge the distance, it was
quiet, possibly be a creak, or a step. Terrified at this point, I
hesitantly turned around, thinking there was a ghost or perhaps even a
skeleton standing behind me. My head was swirling with urban legends and
horrible images. Mustering my courage, I grabbed the nearby stapler off
my desk, and slowly turned around, ready to attack if necessary.
Nothing. Just my imagination. I re-channelled my focus to the computer,
and the picture was gone. I heaved a sigh of relief, switched the lights
off, and went to bed. I looked back at the computer and the picture was
back. Although creeped out by the situation, I figured I'd accidentally
opened the pic somehow after leaving my computer. I shut the PC down,
left the room, and tried to get a few hours of sleep before work the
next day. I was dozing off about 15 minutes in when out of the blue...
"I know"
A faint voice whispered from beside my bed. My eyes shot open
instantly, and I saw him. It was Haraldur, the thin hair chin man. It
was terrifying, but at the same time, I almost felt like laughing. Those
feelings didn't last long. He was wearing the same emotionless
expression he wore in his original pic, but he looked... different. The
original picture was so blurry and small you never really knew what he
looked like, what he truly looked like. I stared at him, and the more I
did the more detail I noticed. His gaunt cheeks, his dry, cracked lips,
his acne-like scars and cysts, dark circles around his eyes, eyes full
of malice. I was overcome by a wave of depression, but I couldn't stop
staring. I kept taking in the detail, his unnaturally skinny frame, long
arms, his disgusting greasy hair. I didn't notice he was slowly inching
closer. His face was the last thing I ever saw. "I know about the
chin." he whispered again, before plunging the knife into my heart.
it'll tickle yore innards!
it's so bad