The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i was thinking back
    to TVT
    and there was this one dude
    who posted in the emotional problems thread because he had asked on a mens style forum if he looked good and everyone thought he was trolling
    because he was wearing a fedora and a bowling shirt with flames on it
  • remember when the word fedora was a TVT meme

    fedora fedora fedora fedora
  • hey  Naney are you doing that RP thing?
  • edited 2014-01-10 19:20:45
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    'fedora' wasn't so much a meme as a malicious and unsuccessful attempt to manipulate the advertising server

    rats was a meme

    i was thinking back
    to TVT
    and there was this one dude
    who posted in the emotional problems thread because he had asked on a mens style forum if he looked good and everyone thought he was trolling
    because he was wearing a fedora and a bowling shirt with flames on it
    that's kind of funny and kind of sad
  • Tachyon said:

    it wasn't so much a meme as a malicious and unsuccessful attempt to manipulate the advertising server

    a meme, then.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    So yesterday,someone on SA mentioned that they knew Blackmoon IRL.

    Apparently he is "very sweet and intelligent" but very nerdy.

    Which I could have guessed really.
  • edited 2014-01-10 19:21:38
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't think it happened frequently enough to count but ok

    i am not the meme police
  • hey  Naney are you doing that RP thing?

    nope
  • hey  Naney are you doing that RP thing?

    nope
    ok :/
    Tachyon said:

    i don't think it happened frequently enough to count but ok

    i am not the meme police

    I'm glad that we have reached a respectful disagreefedorafedorafedorafedora
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    This video is great.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    'fedora' wasn't so much a meme as a malicious and unsuccessful attempt to manipulate the advertising server

    ...Why did they want to do that?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    fun
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    (i use the term 'malicious' very loosely)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    My little brother saw a spam thing on the internet about parasites that scared him.

    Fuck why does "being affected by dumb things on the internet" run in the family. He was crying. :(
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    aww :(
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    you know i am very, very bad at fashion

    there was definitely a time, not very long ago, when i thought fedoras looked cool

    i would have seen nothing wrong with combining them with casual clothing, besides the risk of being made fun of due to the association they had with hipsters at the time
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Odradek said:

    My little brother saw a spam thing on the internet about parasites that scared him.


    Fuck why does "being affected by dumb things on the internet" run in the family. He was crying. :(
    :(
  • Tachyon said:

    you know i am very, very bad at fashion

    there was definitely a time, not very long ago, when i thought fedoras looked cool

    i would have seen nothing wrong with combining them with casual clothing, besides the risk of being made fun of due to the association they had with hipsters at the time

    There really *isn't* anything wrong with fedoras, they're just associated with an unpleasant group of people.

    (also what are generally called fedoras are actually not fedoras, but this is a matter for someone who cares about the distinctions between very similar kinds of hats)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    There really *isn't* anything wrong with fedoras, they're just associated with an unpleasant group of people.


    as far as i can tell, most fashion 'don't's that people will get heated or judgemental about only exist by convention
  • If I die, I would just disappear.
  • Tachyon said:

    There really *isn't* anything wrong with fedoras, they're just associated with an unpleasant group of people.


    as far as i can tell, most fashion 'don't's that people will get heated or judgemental about only exist by convention
    this is true, but I think with fedoras it's far less because they "look bad" by some nebulous standard of good fashion and more that they are associated with annoying dudebros.
  • man you could order like three or four Pizza Hut meals with that money.
  • real talk i have never had a good pizza hut experience

    or dominos for that matter
  • plus eating out is too damn expensive better to cook at home and save the money for rad clothes and furniture and shit
  • plus eating out is too damn expensive better to cook at home and save the money

    are you my mom

    real talk i have never had a good pizza hut experience


    or dominos for that matter
    man what the heck
  • Odradek said:

    My little brother saw a spam thing on the internet about parasites that scared him.


    Fuck why does "being affected by dumb things on the internet" run in the family. He was crying. :(
    awww...

    *hugs Odradek and brother*
  • plus eating out is too damn expensive better to cook at home and save the money

    are you my mom
    Yes.

    real talk i have never had a good pizza hut experience


    or dominos for that matter
    man what the heck
    the food has been lousy for the money and the service has been terrible

    like seriously if you're gonna order out for pizza throw down the five extra bucks or so and go somewhere decent.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    dominos is crazily expensive

    i loved pizza hut when i was a kid but that's because of the unlimited ice cream thing they used to do
  • plus eating out is too damn expensive better to cook at home and save the money

    are you my mom
    Yes.

    real talk i have never had a good pizza hut experience


    or dominos for that matter
    man what the heck
    the food has been lousy for the money and the service has been terrible

    like seriously if you're gonna order out for pizza throw down the five extra bucks or so and go somewhere decent.
    man you are strange

    where I live you either order your pizza from Pizza Hut or Tony's (or if you hate yourself, Palmerton Pizza). Tony's is fine, and when I want to go to a pizza place in person I generally go there as it is within walking distance. However, Tony's does not have garlic butter.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Thanks GMH.
  • seriously though Palmerton Pizza is terrible they put yellow american cheese in their "mozzarella" sticks.
  • edited 2014-01-10 20:23:43
    I do that too.  Cook for myself even though I don't cook well, because eating out is just way too expensive.  Great-tasting food will give me pleasure for only about half an hour anyway, so I just focus on making sure I get the right nutrients, and then throw on flavor from whatever random ingredients I have lying around.

    When I do eat out I try to spend less than $7 on a meal, if possible.  About $5 for a meal is ideal.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    actually when the Dominos in town first opened everyone ate a lot of Dominos pizza because they had an introductory offer

    the food itself isn't half bad, just expensive
  • I literally cannot cook anything. So when I move out that'll be fun.
  • edited 2014-01-10 20:24:32
    The Domino's where I live has a deal where you get two medium pizzas with two toppings each for $12.  I once made three meals out of that.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    seriously though Palmerton Pizza is terrible they put yellow american cheese in their "mozzarella" sticks.

    (stomach churns)

    Why?
  • edited 2014-01-10 20:29:14

    I literally cannot cook anything. So when I move out that'll be fun.

    Haha, same here.  I just realized I needed to get stuff fully cooked and get the requisite nutrition.  So here's what I do:
    1. put water in pot
    2. add some amount of veggies (when using frozen veggies, about 1/3 to 1/2 pound), bring to a boil
    3. add 1/4 to 1/3 pound of pasta (quick-cook pastas like angel hair are best), stir and bring back to a boil and cook until done
    4. serve with protein source.  for example, add slices of kielbasa, or top with cheese, or put a can's worth of tuna at the bottom.
    5. season to taste.  sour cream, bacon bits, salt, pepper, cheese, tomato sauce, salsa, guac, potato chips, croutons, your choice.
  • The Domino's where I live has a deal where you get two medium pizzas with two toppings each for $12.  I once made three meals out of that.

    If I've learned anything from my time on the internet it's that I eat far, far more food than the average person.

    I can eat an entire medium pizza by myself.

    seriously though Palmerton Pizza is terrible they put yellow american cheese in their "mozzarella" sticks.

    (stomach churns)

    Why?
    Presumably because it is cheaper and the grocery store directly across the street from them (where one must assume they buy their ingredients) does not normally stock mozzarella.
  • I literally cannot cook anything. So when I move out that'll be fun.

    Haha, same here.  I just realized I needed to get stuff fully cooked and get the requisite nutrition.  So here's what I do:
    1. put water in pot
    2. add some amount of veggies (when using frozen veggies, about 1/3 to 1/2 pound), bring to a boil
    3. add 1/4 to 1/3 pound of pasta (quick-cook pastas like angel hair are best), stir and bring back to a boil and cook until done
    4. serve with protein source.  for example, add slices of kielbasa, or top with cheese, or crack open a can of tuna.
    I could follow these instructions to a T and still find some way to make this dish inedible.
  • Im fairly decent at cooking, not as good as my mom though

    needless to say i'm not as good as my dad.

    When I do eat out I try to spend less than $7 on a meal, if possible.  About $5 for a meal is ideal.

    the thing is if you eat out for that cheap you are still spending more than you need to and you aren't getting food that is much better than what you can make yourself

    so it makes more sense to eat out way less often, but spend more when you eat out so you actually get something really good.

    like, which is better: 5 meals at mcdonalds or 1 really good pizza?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    The most elaborate thing I can do is spaguetti carbonara. The other stuff I cook is very basic
  • I literally cannot cook anything. So when I move out that'll be fun.

    Haha, same here.  I just realized I needed to get stuff fully cooked and get the requisite nutrition.  So here's what I do:
    1. put water in pot
    2. add some amount of veggies (when using frozen veggies, about 1/3 to 1/2 pound), bring to a boil
    3. add 1/4 to 1/3 pound of pasta (quick-cook pastas like angel hair are best), stir and bring back to a boil and cook until done
    4. serve with protein source.  for example, add slices of kielbasa, or top with cheese, or crack open a can of tuna.
    I could follow these instructions to a T and still find some way to make this dish inedible.
    that dish already sounds inedible
  • I actually enjoy McDonald's food so this is basically a trick question for me.

    Yes I'm aware that makes me a stupid person or w/e.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i can't cook so i mostly live off tinned food and ready meals

    also i keep a lot of rice and pasta around the house because you can add that to any food item and tbe result resembles a meal

    you can make a decent imitation pizza by spreading tomato puree on a slice of bread, putting cheese and whatever topping you want on top and putting it in the oven
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Also when I eat out I mostly eat kebab since it's cheap, delicious and not something I can just cook at home
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