A proposal: We scrap the current parlimentary system and replace it as follows: Anyone wishing to pass a new law must defeat a brown bear in one-on-one unarmed combat.
And war should be fought by government armed only with knives!
How would one go a8out getting into the nsfw access thinger?
Not that I want to discuss TEH SECKS, it's more for the sake of completeness in "oh hey yes I can look at anything on the site other than mod/admin only stuff".
Now they want me to legalize electricity. No, you jerks. Gas-lights are so pretty and awesome and colourful. Also, they encourage an interest in that queen of knowledge, that area of learning that foreigners simply call, "chemistry". Look, minerals and chemicals are fascinating, substances are amazing things. It's a fire, you dinks, not a zappy light.
And no, I will not allow electric heaters. What part of "I love fire" do you not understand?
And I will not legalize the use of money for exchange of goods. It encourages an interest in that most worthless of pseudo-knowledge, the "economics". There's no such thing as an economy, and if there is, then it's against my law. Economics is stupid.
NOTE: The above does not apply to accountants, who are awesome, and always accepted in Rozburg.
I allow firearms in Rozburg (Ballistics is a good science, and so is aerodymanics). Just not Bullets.
Bullets hurt people.
Well, actually, bullets hurt people when they are shot.
Well, actually actually, the force of the bullet when it is shot hurts people.
Well, actually actually actually, the application of the force of the bullet to the body hurts people when they are shot.
Well, actually actually actually actually, the physical damage resulting from the application of the force of the bullet to the body hurts people when they are shot.
Well, actually actually actually actually actually, the chemical signals through the nerves to the brain incited by the physical damage resulting from the application of the force of the bullet to the body hurts people when they are shot.
Well, actually actually actually actually actually actually, the brain's processing of the chemical signals through the nerves to the brain incited by the physical damage resulting from the application of the force of the bullet to the body hurts people when they are shot.
Also, restraining the mouths of alligators to such a point as to be functionally useless other than as a paperweight would be like doing the same to the minds of humanity. Or restraining the noses of dogs so as to be functionally useless other than paperweights.
Except not as bad, because alligators still have a waaaaay superior respiratory system and stomach; each of which is individually as great as intelligence.
Also, they couldn't peel it off. Our arms do not reach to our heads.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So I installed SquirrelMail in XAMPP and configured it to log into Gmail
it'd have to be mighty strong tape to restrain those jaws, in any case
Naw, actually, we're a lot stronger at closing our mouths than opening them. You humans can hold our mouths shut with your arms (even though your strongest muscles aren't in your arms. Stronger muscles would be in your backs and legs); but only Steve Irwin types can hold our mouths open with their arms when we want to shut our mouths.
it'd have to be mighty strong tape to restrain those jaws, in any case
Naw, actually, we're a lot stronger at closing our mouths than opening them. You humans can hold our mouths shut with your arms (even though your strongest muscles aren't in your arms. Stronger muscles would be in your backs and legs); but only Steve Irwin types can hold our mouths open with their arms when we want to shut our mouths.
Oh, right.
i knew alligators and crocodiles had very powerful bites, so i guess i assumed they could open their mouths with a similar force.
it'd have to be mighty strong tape to restrain those jaws, in any case
Naw, actually, we're a lot stronger at closing our mouths than opening them. You humans can hold our mouths shut with your arms (even though your strongest muscles aren't in your arms. Stronger muscles would be in your backs and legs); but only Steve Irwin types can hold our mouths open with their arms when we want to shut our mouths.
Oh, right.
i knew alligators and crocodiles had very powerful bites, so i guess i assumed they could open their mouths with a similar force.
CA: I actually kind of wish there was a more modern version of SquirrelMail around, since the one that comes with Ubuntu Server seems like it was written in the late 1990s. :P Frames, minimal if any CSS (I haven't checked), and no JavaScript at all...and even with all that, it still isn't terribly usable in a text-only browser.
Aliroz: Gas-powered refrigerators are cool, though they only tend to show up in RVs because they have large supplies of LP gas handy. (We had a trailer once whose gas refrigerator could also be plugged in, though I have to wonder if a compression refrigerator would have been more efficient with electricity around.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Now they want me to legalize electricity. No, you jerks. Gas-lights are so pretty and awesome and colourful. Also, they encourage an interest in that queen of knowledge, that area of learning that foreigners simply call, "chemistry". Look, minerals and chemicals are fascinating, substances are amazing things. It's a fire, you dinks, not a zappy light.
And no, I will not allow electric heaters. What part of "I love fire" do you not understand?
And I will not legalize the use of money for exchange of goods. It encourages an interest in that most worthless of pseudo-knowledge, the "economics". There's no such thing as an economy, and if there is, then it's against my law. Economics is stupid.
NOTE: The above does not apply to accountants, who are awesome, and always accepted in Rozburg.
And no, I will not make a highway system.
I too intend to defeat the world's most powerful military on its home territory using only pistols, rifles, and shotguns.
Bullets hurt people.
Well, actually, bullets hurt people when they are shot.
Well, actually actually, the force of the bullet when it is shot hurts people.
Well, actually actually actually, the application of the force of the bullet to the body hurts people when they are shot.
Well, actually actually actually actually, the physical damage resulting from the application of the force of the bullet to the body hurts people when they are shot.
Well, actually actually actually actually actually, the chemical signals through the nerves to the brain incited by the physical damage resulting from the application of the force of the bullet to the body hurts people when they are shot.
Well, actually actually actually actually actually actually, the brain's processing of the chemical signals through the nerves to the brain incited by the physical
damage resulting from the application of the force of the bullet to the
body hurts people when they are shot.
No way am I going to tape shut the mouths of my fellow Suchians.
it would really hurt when they peeled it off
Except not as bad, because alligators still have a waaaaay superior respiratory system and stomach; each of which is individually as great as intelligence.
Also, they couldn't peel it off. Our arms do not reach to our heads.
i knew alligators and crocodiles had very powerful bites, so i guess i assumed they could open their mouths with a similar force.
Ahhhh, so much better.