You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Princess Luna was originally going to be named Princess Selena.
AT least the Senator's death by human folly was accidental (I assume).
I don't think we should punish the people responsible for this. That won't do enough. We need to punish EVERYONE. No more people allowed in Southern Utah or the similar parts of Arizona. No more people allowed anywhere near Hoodoos. NO more people allowed at national parks or at the Grand Canyon.
Humanity, you have lost the privilege to have nice things.
(in real life, the people responsible were punished by being kicked out of the Boy Scouts, which I think is awful. They were only trying to help prevent accidents, and the punishment in no way fits the crime. Maybe a ban from that area would be better, but Boy Scout membership and Destruction of a 165-million year old treasure is square peg, round hole.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
As Konungr of Rozburg, I hereby instate those guys as being Rozburgian Boy Scouts of the highest order; and make it their glorious duty to keep people away from the hoodoos.
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it's not a real name.
You needed to know this.
If we're going proto-indo-european, Menses or Meses.
Just because you filthy mammals appropriated a perfectly good word to describe something atrocious, doesn't mean we have to forget the original.
What if future people uncontrollably giggle at our word, "of".
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Stupid Nazis.
I did it! I went downstairs to the basement to find blankets
and you know how many blankets I found?
I found EIGHT BLANKETS
NOW I HAVE EIGHT BLANKETS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HUMANITYYYYYYYYYYYY
AT least the Senator's death by human folly was accidental (I assume).
I don't think we should punish the people responsible for this. That won't do enough. We need to punish EVERYONE. No more people allowed in Southern Utah or the similar parts of Arizona. No more people allowed anywhere near Hoodoos. NO more people allowed at national parks or at the Grand Canyon.
Humanity, you have lost the privilege to have nice things.
(in real life, the people responsible were punished by being kicked out of the Boy Scouts, which I think is awful. They were only trying to help prevent accidents, and the punishment in no way fits the crime. Maybe a ban from that area would be better, but Boy Scout membership and Destruction of a 165-million year old treasure is square peg, round hole.)
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
avacados
I figured it out when I read this: Yeah, now I'll never get to see it. But people got samples from it, and have made a sapling, a little baby senator.
I'm sure it was just an accident. Probably fireworks or something.
This is the symbol for Iron sulfate ⚨
KEEP YOUR SAPONACEOUS NON-ASEXUALITY OUTTA MY PSEUDOSCIENCE, WHIPPERSCHMAPPERS.
At least you haven't stolen mah sodium.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
magmagmagmag
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-incomprehensible screaming-
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That woman is a nithing!
Dang druggies.
Since Sarah Barnes is not in my reach right now, I'm gonna yell at the only other drug-affiliated person I know:
HEY ANONUS LOOK. THIS IS WHAT DRUGS DO. SCREW THAT. SCREW THAT WHOLE CULTURE THAT SAYS THAT RECREATIONAL DRUG USE IS OKAY.
I wanna wallow in wrath.
if I could sacrifice all the things in life that make me unduly angry for a Magnemite I probably would.
My name is Wiglaf. And we don't have a Nithing Pole.
What do you mean we don't have a Nithing Pole. And what do you mean your name is Wiglaf. I can only remember so many names, yo.
Which explaineth why you keep calling my sister Mojave instead of Ælfgifu. Seriously, your grace, stop spending so much time at this "heappe".
No. I like the heap. Anyways, I'm going to have to get a pole, then. Also a mare.
We're gonna need a new mare for this.
HAY HEAPERS, ANY OF YOU CARE TO SHARE A SPARE MARE?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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Beating a dead horse!
such force
very fight
wow
It was short for "D.O.G."
anyways, RESURGAM.
Now I know, and the military is happy that I do.