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    Yarrun Mace

    1994-2040

    The Ed Wood of Empathy, Communication and Caring.
    Man, what was up with me that day?

    Eh. Probably the usual grind that got a bit too gritty. 
    you're younger than I thought.
    Am I?

    Huh. Didn't expect my behavior to bring grandiose ideas about my maturity. 
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am older than most people think I am... but I am younger than my gf. :3
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm probably older than most people would guess I am from the way I act online
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I'm older than the stars and twice as shiny.

    ...No, wait.
  • I think I prefer guitars as a rhythm or embellishment instrument as opposed to a lead one, where I tend to prefer like keyboards and such

    is that odd? I guess it is a little bit.

    Not really. I mean, it's a preference I don't share at all, but it doesn't strike me as particularly odd.
  • Yeah, but a good number of people play Touhou. There's a basic familiarity with the genre.


    Besides Nick, who has a taste for KoF sprites, I don't think anyone's familiar with fighting games.
    I play a good bit of Virtua Fighter. Never was a big SF fan though.
  • edited 2014-01-07 13:06:33
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Yarrun, you seem pretty mature to me... i tend to think of you as older than me

    i've a feeling you really are older than me, Miko, correct me if i'm wrong

    or don't, if it's a secret
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny
  • edited 2014-01-07 13:08:04
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i sometimes feel ashamed of acting like a teenager online

    but i'm not sure whether i actually do

    i say immediately after quoting MCR
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm malicious, mean and scary!

    my sneer could curdle dairy!

    and violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    but despite my evil look, and my temper and my hook

    i've always yearned to be a concert pianist!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    can't ya see me on the stage performing Mozart?

    ticklin the ivories til they gleam?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Tachyon said:

    did they have an Imi?

    Trashpile Clubhouse: Imipolex Pillows



    Imipolex Pillows: seclusion of women's breasts lover, Imipolex Pillow's goal is to write a really great book. Can you help Imipolex Pillows to avoid distracting the Internet, saving everyone's inferior writing? Including Psychedelic Squid trading cards.
    maybe I will sig this

    maybe
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    yep i'd rather be called deadly

    for my killer show-tune medley (thank you!)

    cause way down deep inside i've got a dream
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also, I can understand the "prefer guitars as rhythm instrument" thing. I like a good solo on occasion, but mostly it's the rhythm playing - the chords and riffs and such - that interests me.
  • edited 2014-01-07 13:18:00
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    he's got a dream!
    he's got a dream!

    see, i ain't as cruel and vicious as i seem!

    tho i do like breaking femurs you can count me with the dreamers

    cause way down deep inside i got a dream!

    (la la la la la la la la la la la la la)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i've got scars and lumps and bruises, plus something here that oozes

    and let's not even mention my complexion!

    but despite my extra toes, and my goiter, and my nose

    i really wanna make a love connection!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    i sometimes feel ashamed of acting like a teenager online

    but i'm not sure whether i actually do

  • edited 2014-01-07 13:22:35
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    can't you see me with a special little lady?

    rowing in a rowboat down the stream?

    tho i'm one disgusting blighter, i'm a lover, not a fighter!

    cuz way down deep inside, i've got a dream!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i've got a dream (he's got a dream)!
    i've got a dream (he's got a dream)!
    and i know one day romance will reign supreme!

    tho my face leaves people screaming, there's a child behind it dreaming!

    like everybody else i've got a dream!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    boyfriend cuddling: what CentralAve needs
  • edited 2014-01-07 13:26:56
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Tor would like to quit and be a florist!
    Gunther does interior design!
    Ulf is into mime!
    Atilla's cupcakes are sublime!
    Bruiser knits!
    Killer sews!
    Fang does little puppet shows!
    and Vladimir collects ceramic uuuuunicooooooorns!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    'what about you?'

    'i'm sorry, me?'

    'what's your dream?'

    'no, no no, sorry boys, i don't sing'
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mmmm...cupcakes
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Cupcakes vs. Muffins

    Who will win?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i have dreams like you, no really!

    just much less touchy-feely!

    they mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny!

    on an island that i own, tanned and rested and alone!

    surrounded by enormous piles of money!
  • edited 2014-01-07 13:31:12
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i've got a dream (she's got a dream)!
    i've got a dream (she's got a dream)!
    i just wanna see the floating lanterns gleam!

    and with every passing hour, i'm so glad i left my tower!

    like all you lovely folks, i've got a dream!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have a surprisingly vivid memory of going into a Revco store in Westerville with my dad in 1994 or so

    They store was carpeted in a grey-and-darker-grey checkerboard pattern, and other think the mat near the entrance had Revco's logo on it
  • edited 2014-01-07 13:33:21
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    she's got a dream!
    we've got a dream!
    they've got a dream!
    we've got a dream!
    so our differences ain't really that extreme!

    we're one big team!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Cupcakes vs. Muffins


    Who will win?
    the muffin man
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    call us brutal!

    sick!

    sadistic!

    and grotesquely optimistic!

    cuz way down deep inside we've got a dream!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i've got a dream!

    i've got a dream!

    i've got a dream!

    i've got a dream!

    i've got a dream!

    i've got a dream!

    hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

    yes waaay down deep insiiide i've got a dreeeeeeaaaaaaaam!

    yeah!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    RIP Phil Everly
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I think The Silent Comedy does Mumford and Son's thing better than Mumford and Sons.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    So this issue of Swamp Thing has a priest who is sad that people don't believe in god, So he's working with a demon to bring about armageddon so that God will show up and people will have to believe.

     I'd think this was a commentary on accelerationism if it wasn't written in the seventies
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    speed capitalism up, let it destroy itself

    YOU HEAR THAT, ANONUS
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't own ABC anymore, you know
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Who does then?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    robots?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't mean Miko's robot overlords

    tho that would be a plot twist
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Robots and/or Mann Co.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    robots, eh? let's see how they do
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    domo arigato mr roboto
  • I finally printed out the papercraft plans to make the little guy in my avatar

    where doing it man

    where MAKING THIS HAPEN
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ooh
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    :o
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