The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Also, they never did explain why Facilier was in debt.

    And what's with Naveem and his weird, ambiguous brownness? 
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i second that ?

    and i liked Psychonauts a lot

    tho it's a while since i played it
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    There were dogs in Black Velvetopia that played poker.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image
    This is my favorite.  Just look at that guy's expression.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Also, they never did explain why Facilier was in debt.


    And what's with Naveem and his weird, ambiguous brownness? 
    I always thought Naveen was black too, but that may be me
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ah!

    i remember the dogs, but i forgot they played poker

    of course, that whole level was a tribute to slightly kitsch paintings, tho primarily Edgar Leeteg, obviously
  • I figured Moldonia might've been a European-colonized African state of some sort, possibly, and Naveen was mostly black with some western European in him
    • I'm just going to list out of context some of the things that occur in Psychonauts: A telekinetic bear, a dentist who harvests brains, a sequence wherein you become a giant Godzilla-style monster and terrorize a society of talking fish, and shadowy, trenchcoated government agents who disguise themselves as housewives by brandishing rolling pins and talking disjointedly about pies. A game that features all of these things simply cannot be criticized, it's against the law or something. - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, in his review of the game.
  • edited 2013-12-31 20:45:45
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    There are 16 paintings in the Dogs Playing Poker series.

    No, the series has sixteen, but of those sixteen, only nine are counted as really dog-playing-poker.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    • I'm just going to list out of context some of the things that occur in Psychonauts: A telekinetic bear, a dentist who harvests brains, a sequence wherein you become a giant Godzilla-style monster and terrorize a society of talking fish, and shadowy, trenchcoated government agents who disguise themselves as housewives by brandishing rolling pins and talking disjointedly about pies. A game that features all of these things simply cannot be criticized, it's against the law or something. - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, in his review of the game.
     whereupon Yahtzee's fans reacted with disgust at his daring to express a positive opinion
  • I like the expression of the Lassie dog.

    It just has that 'I'm not in trouble yet, but I'll just back away slowly anyways' look.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • edited 2013-12-31 20:53:01
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I feel like the word Kitsch should refer to the marriage of simple
    ordinary objects with extraordinary intricacy like
    http://xaxor.com/creative/17933-cal-lane-steel-lace.html
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    like i even know what kitsch means

    i shouldn't talk about things i don't understand
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    One of the problems with having the sort of observational skills that AU and I have

    Is that I tend to draw conclusions from things and then accept them as "fact" in my head

    Like, I noticed a few city (non-emergency) service vehicles had red lightbars, so I jumped to the assumption that it's legal for such municipal vehicles to have red lightbars

    But that's not necessarily true, it could just be that the City of Columbus is breaking state law and getting away with it because they're influential

    This is probably a bad example but still
  • edited 2013-12-31 20:52:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Also, the expression on the middle dogs here.  They give negative three dangs, and are just sick and tired of this malarkey.

    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I like the expression of the Lassie dog.


    It just has that 'I'm not in trouble yet, but I'll just back away slowly anyways' look.
    Lassie's upset because I bought the rights to her and am making her star in a cartoon series that may or may not suck
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I saw the best minds of my generation,


    Bored and unmotivated, lost on Tumblr.
    Ugh.  I can just imagine a Jan Van Eyck stuck in Tumblr in that situation.

    I was gonna say Leonardo Da Vinci, but screw you Italians; the Flemish deserve more recognition.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    And what's with Naveem and his weird, ambiguous brownness?

    I heard that it was the writers trying to make the best of a situation where explicitly defining Naveem's race in any way could have come across badly. If Naveem was definitely black, then you've got Disney's first black prince being a jerkass for a good portion of the film, and a possible "black people should only marry black people!" message. If Naveem was definitely white, then you've got Disney's first black princess finding her happy ending by capitulating to white culture. Rather than dealing with either of those, Disney left Naveem ambiguous, so the viewer can just assume he's whatever they'd prefer him to be.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    I like the expression of the Lassie dog.


    It just has that 'I'm not in trouble yet, but I'll just back away slowly anyways' look.
    Lassie's upset because I bought the rights to her and am making her star in a cartoon series that may or may not suck
    Yeah, when she foils your evil plans and saves the day, getting you stuck in jail and losing all your properties, don't come crying to me.

    I told you not to mess with that dog. I told you, 'no

    ...(nus).

    Okay, I didn't tell you, but I'm telling you now. I told you about ovčar, bro. I told you about ovčar.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Aliroz said:

    I was gonna say Leonardo Da Vinci, but screw you Italians; the Flemish deserve more recognition.


    Dante Gabriel Rossetti would have approved.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    • I'm just going to list out of context some of the things that occur in Psychonauts: A telekinetic bear, a dentist who harvests brains, a sequence wherein you become a giant Godzilla-style monster and terrorize a society of talking fish, and shadowy, trenchcoated government agents who disguise themselves as housewives by brandishing rolling pins and talking disjointedly about pies. A game that features all of these things simply cannot be criticized, it's against the law or something. - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, in his review of the game.
     whereupon Yahtzee's fans reacted with disgust at his daring to express a positive opinion
    It's weird that he thinks he can't be funny when he's positive, because he has a fair amount of funny or interesting positive reviews.
  • edited 2013-12-31 21:03:06
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    They could have just, you know.


    Made Nazeem a nicer guy.
    Too difficult, they're getting paid by the hour, here, not the result.

    I mean, come on, think of the poor exploited workers, and now you have extra demands on their poor, shriveled husks of their selves.  Shame on you, are your hands almost fleshless from drawing now? 

    Typical art critic, not realizing that all artists everywhere are starved husks of men whose fingers shake and who are inches from death, always, no matter what.

    -psst, joking here.  That probably would have been a good idea.  I'm just amusing myself imagining Disney animators as being these shriveled little skeleton-men.-

    -note:  I realize how messed up that sounds.  Sorry.-
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bicycle
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    bicycle
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    bicycle
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    bicycle... 

    race!
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    bicycle

    image
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    They could have just, you know.


    Made Nazeem a nicer guy.
    I also suppose a lot of the controversy wouldn't have happened if Naveem were the third, or fifth, or twentieth black Disney prince, rather than the first. Instead of being judged as a representative and a potential role model, he could just be judged on his merits as a character.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    road closed ahead
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Road Works Ahead

    'Sounds good.  Let's have some more fast, down there.'
    'Yes, but,' said Masklin, 'why say it?  I mean, you could understand "Road Doesn't Work Ahead".  Why tell us it works?'
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    2013 was the year I made this video.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    One of the problems with having the sort of observational skills that AU and I have


    Is that I tend to draw conclusions from things and then accept them as "fact" in my head

    Like, I noticed a few city (non-emergency) service vehicles had red lightbars, so I jumped to the assumption that it's legal for such municipal vehicles to have red lightbars

    But that's not necessarily true, it could just be that the City of Columbus is breaking state law and getting away with it because they're influential

    This is probably a bad example but still
    also late but

    i think everyone does this?

    it's the same reason people go around drawing conclusions from insufficient evidence, or calling minor trends curses or lucky streaks or whatever

    and the same reason i can use words like 'kitsch' like i have the faintest idea what i'm talking about
  • so I was playing music from my speaker and it was pretty loud because of the speaker (and also New Years', it's supposed to be party time, etc.)

    so my sister screams at me about it, and I stop it

    she then proceeds to do the same thing whilst taking a shower (which, I might note, is her preparation to go out to some nightclub; meanwhile, I'm stuck here with the kids)

    bluh
  • at this point I'm just kind of waiting for midnight so I can go "wee 2014" and go to sleep

    ugh
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Kitsch kitties from Kiribati.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    Road Works Ahead

    'Sounds good.  Let's have some more fast, down there.'
    'Yes, but,' said Masklin, 'why say it?  I mean, you could understand "Road Doesn't Work Ahead".  Why tell us it works?'

    Funny, that joke wouldn't really work in America because we tend to leave the "s" off the end 

    image

    I suppose it suffered the same fate as "math" :P


    Tachyon said:

    also late but

    i think everyone does this?

    it's the same reason people go around drawing conclusions from insufficient evidence, or calling minor trends curses or lucky streaks or whatever

    and the same reason i can use words like 'kitsch' like i have the faintest idea what i'm talking about

    You know, that's true

    It just seems a bit weird when the hasty conclusions are ones I've drawn from things most people don't notice, and so I've made some assumption and people are like "well how do you know that?" and the answer is that I don't know that, I just think I do because I paid attention to some small detail

    i'm not articulating this very well :B
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Road Maths Ahead
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ no, i think i get what you mean

    i'm not very observant myself, but i can imagine being in that situation

    (most of what i know comes from books, TV or the internet)
  • edited 2013-12-31 22:01:08
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)




    Bottom video, that sound at thirty seconds.

    Apparently, Fennec Foxes have mouths that act as amplifiers for their tiny vocal chords.  When one opens its mouth, sometimes owners have been noted to hear radio stations from said amplification.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i feel like i would understand fashion, technology and food better if i were better at making observations and drawing reliable conclusions from them

    probably art, too
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • edited 2013-12-31 22:10:23
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Pictured:  Trying to get me to shower:

    Especially the dog at 1:03
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the waters of oblivion
  • the Strictly Average Experience
  • edited 2013-12-31 22:29:57
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    the waters of oblivion

    the Enjaen and Emean Seas?  the acidic waters of Apocrypha?
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